# XKCD "oh noes, what happened"!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/xkcd-oh-noes-what-happened/534655>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 1, 2010, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/xkcd-oh-noes-what-happened/534655 "2010-04-01T22:14:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/xkcd-oh-noes-what-happened/534655/1 "2010-04-01T22:14:34Z")

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> **[Fossil](https://xkcd.com/)**

XKCD gets into the holiday spirit.

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/xkcd-oh-noes-what-happened/534655/2 "2010-04-01T22:17:01Z")

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It’s interactive!

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**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/xkcd-oh-noes-what-happened/534655/3 "2010-04-01T22:21:39Z")

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You’re a kitty!

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**Author:** ![Frazzled](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frazzled/32/3368_2.png) [@Frazzled](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frazzled)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/xkcd-oh-noes-what-happened/534655/4 "2010-04-01T22:27:12Z")

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Super! I like that page better than before! It’s been a few days since I had visited XKCD so I needed to catch up on previous comics. Now I don’t have to look at a lot of ads, I don’t have to look at a busy screen to find what I’m looking for… Nope, now the site is stripped down to its bare essentials - a comic and a clear set of instructions to see more comics. That - my friends - is a functional website. Ah, the good old days…

Now get off my lawn!

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/xkcd-oh-noes-what-happened/534655/5 "2010-04-01T22:28:30Z")

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I cheated. 😊

Other words, not listed, have responses! This is like playing Zork on my old Apple II!

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**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/xkcd-oh-noes-what-happened/534655/6 "2010-04-01T22:33:24Z")

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Very cool! Thanks for sharing.

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**Author:** ![Gorsnak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gorsnak/32/7587_2.png) [@Gorsnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorsnak)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/xkcd-oh-noes-what-happened/534655/7 "2010-04-01T23:27:49Z")

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Oh noes! I’ve been eaten by a grue. ☹

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/xkcd-oh-noes-what-happened/534655/8 "2010-04-01T23:41:12Z")

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> [@Gorsnak](#):
>
> Oh noes! I’ve been eaten by a grue. ☹

```auto

sudo restart

```

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**Author:** ![RadioWave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/91b2a8/32.png) [@RadioWave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RadioWave)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2010, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/xkcd-oh-noes-what-happened/534655/9 "2010-04-02T00:13:27Z")

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Heh

```auto

guest@xkcd:/$ make me a sandwich

What? Make it yourself.

guest@xkcd:/$ sudo make me a sandwich

Okay.

```

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**Author:** ![Scoobysnax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Scoobysnax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scoobysnax)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2010, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/xkcd-oh-noes-what-happened/534655/10 "2010-04-02T00:15:38Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> God mode activated. Remember, with great power comes great … aw, screw it, go have fun.

🙂

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**Author:** ![Scoobysnax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Scoobysnax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scoobysnax)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2010, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/xkcd-oh-noes-what-happened/534655/11 "2010-04-02T00:26:01Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> You are eaten by a grue.
> 
> You’re dead!

I am having way too much fun with this.

stuff I have found so far:

go west/south  
look  
go home  
su  
make me a sandwich/sudo make me a sandwich  
sudo restart  
help  
cat  
display # (# representing the comic you want to read)  
you can rm license.txt and welcome.txt

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2010, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/xkcd-oh-noes-what-happened/534655/12 "2010-04-02T00:34:26Z")

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Funny, the first one I tried was fuck

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2010, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/xkcd-oh-noes-what-happened/534655/13 "2010-04-02T00:52:14Z")

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I love it!

Try ‘xyzzy’. 🙂

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**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2010, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/xkcd-oh-noes-what-happened/534655/14 "2010-04-02T01:13:07Z")

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go down  
what, on our first date?

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2010, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/xkcd-oh-noes-what-happened/534655/15 "2010-04-02T01:13:11Z")

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I’ve gotten free shipping for their books!

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**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2010, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/xkcd-oh-noes-what-happened/534655/16 "2010-04-02T01:16:12Z")

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guest@xkcd:/$whoami  
You are Richard Stallman.

Also,  
guest@xkcd:/$go west  
seems to send you through the chorus of “Go West” by the Pet Shop Boys, one line at a time.

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2010, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/xkcd-oh-noes-what-happened/534655/17 "2010-04-02T01:45:30Z")

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> [@Balance](#):
>
> guest@xkcd:/$whoami  
> You are Richard Stallman.
> 
> Also,  
> guest@xkcd:/$go west  
> seems to send you through the chorus of “Go West” by the Pet Shop Boys, one line at a time.

I was wondering about the purpose of that last one. And why the first half of the command was needed.

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**Author:** ![Folly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folly/32/3219_2.png) [@Folly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folly)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2010, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/xkcd-oh-noes-what-happened/534655/18 "2010-04-02T02:14:46Z")

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finger  
kill  
date

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**Author:** ![Kintalis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bc8723/32.png) [@Kintalis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kintalis)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2010, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/xkcd-oh-noes-what-happened/534655/19 "2010-04-02T02:29:12Z")

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```auto

sudo rm -rf /

```

…then none of the commands work 🙂

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**Author:** ![WarmNPrickly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@WarmNPrickly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WarmNPrickly)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2010, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/xkcd-oh-noes-what-happened/534655/20 "2010-04-02T03:00:19Z")

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Hello Joshua  
Light lamp

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