# ­xkcd thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/xkcd-thread/854574>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** comic-strips\
**Created:** [May 28, 2020, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/xkcd-thread/854574 "2020-05-28T00:57:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2024, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/xkcd-thread/854574/3643 "2024-11-12T03:24:01Z")

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As the acorn from Mississippi said when it grew up:

“Gee, ah’m a tree!”

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**Author:** ![Dr.Strangelove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.strangelove/32/6613_2.png) [@Dr.Strangelove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Strangelove)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2024, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/xkcd-thread/854574/3644 "2024-11-12T03:25:04Z")

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They’re definitely closer to circles than, say, octagons. Circles have no corners, triangles have three, and octagons have 8. So a triangle is very nearly a circle in that respect.

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**Author:** ![DSeid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dseid/32/20194_2.png) [@DSeid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSeid)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2024, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/xkcd-thread/854574/3645 "2024-11-12T03:27:40Z")

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Or do circles have an infinite number of corners?

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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2024, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/xkcd-thread/854574/3646 "2024-11-12T03:30:21Z")

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Stop trying to integrate corners into circles.

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**Author:** ![Civil\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d78d45/32.png) [@Civil\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Guy)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2024, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/xkcd-thread/854574/3647 "2024-11-12T04:08:57Z")

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I thought we were trying to differentiate triangles from circles.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2024, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/xkcd-thread/854574/3648 "2024-11-12T12:40:13Z")

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Seems to me we’re just triangulating here.

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2024, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/xkcd-thread/854574/3649 "2024-11-12T13:48:14Z")

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You people are triggering me.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2024, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/xkcd-thread/854574/3650 "2024-11-12T14:04:41Z")

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If things get exponentially sillier will we reach some sort of limit?

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2024, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/xkcd-thread/854574/3651 "2024-11-12T23:58:42Z")

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Everyone here who hasn’t read _Flatland_ by Edwin Abbott should do so at once,

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**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2024, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/xkcd-thread/854574/3652 "2024-11-13T00:36:02Z")

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No need to take sides here.

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**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2024, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/xkcd-thread/854574/3653 "2024-11-13T00:52:29Z")

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Ooh.

Needlessly pointed comment.

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2024, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/xkcd-thread/854574/3654 "2024-11-13T00:59:28Z")

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When I read this thread, I only get about 10% of the jokes.

On a good day.

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**Author:** ![markn\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@markn\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markn_1)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2024, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/xkcd-thread/854574/3655 "2024-11-13T19:09:27Z")

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> [@Dendarii\_Dame](#):
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> Everyone here who hasn’t read _Flatland_ by Edwin Abbott should do so at once,

I also recommend the much more elaborate and carefully thought out novel _[The Planiverse](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Planiverse)_, which goes into elaborate detail about how physics, biology and technology could work in a 2-dimensional world.

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**Author:** ![dtilque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d6d6ee/32.png) [@dtilque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dtilque)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2024, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/xkcd-thread/854574/3656 "2024-11-13T19:30:38Z")

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> **[Europa Clipper](https://xkcd.com/3011/)**
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> They had BETTER make this a sample return mission.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2024, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/xkcd-thread/854574/3657 "2024-11-13T19:37:27Z")

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I never noticed before that “crème brûlée” uses all three accents. And in a visually symmetrical way.

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**Author:** ![Misnomer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misnomer/32/14897_2.png) [@Misnomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Misnomer)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2024, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/xkcd-thread/854574/3658 "2024-11-13T19:45:48Z")

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> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> “crème brûlée” uses all three accents

There are five accents in French: the acute/aigu, grave, and circumflex/circonflexe found in crème brûlée, plus the trema/tréma (“ë”) and cedilla/cédille (“ç”). 🙂

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2024, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/xkcd-thread/854574/3659 "2024-11-13T19:46:49Z")

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Oops. Thanks.

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**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2024, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/xkcd-thread/854574/3660 "2024-11-13T20:20:33Z")

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> [@Misnomer](#):
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> > [@LSLGuy](#):
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> > crème brûlée” uses all three accents
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> There are five accents in French:

Easily fixed.

“çrèmë brûlée”

But I’m not going to vouch for how it’s now pronounced.

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**Author:** ![DPRK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4491bb/32.png) [@DPRK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DPRK)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2024, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/xkcd-thread/854574/3661 "2024-11-13T20:20:56Z")

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A _tréma_ or a _cédille_ is unquestionably a diacritical mark, but how is it an accent?

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**Author:** ![Dr.Strangelove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.strangelove/32/6613_2.png) [@Dr.Strangelove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Strangelove)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2024, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/xkcd-thread/854574/3662 "2024-11-13T20:58:19Z")

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The upcoming _America Clipper_ mission has a spork.

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