# xtisme, come on down, you muppet! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 7, 2010, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/xtisme-come-on-down-you-muppet/542300 "2010-06-07T17:06:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 25
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2010, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/xtisme-come-on-down-you-muppet/542300/481 "2010-06-14T15:25:01Z")
Interesting, how? In what context? ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2010, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/xtisme-come-on-down-you-muppet/542300/482 "2010-06-14T15:30:50Z")
> [@ivan\_astikov](#): > > Tell us all why you want to know and I’ll give you a full list of the crimes I’ve been convicted for. An SDMB [poll’s results have indicated that you are full of shit](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=566461), but I am curious as to what kind of shit it is that you are full of. Knowing what you been convicted for will help identify what kind of shit you are full of. Now that I have told you why I want to know, kindly fulfill your promise and give a full list of all the crimes for which you have been convicted. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2010, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/xtisme-come-on-down-you-muppet/542300/483 "2010-06-14T15:31:48Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > I look forward to your next attempt to weasel out of a promise. > [@ivan\_astikov](#): > > Interesting, how? In what context? Well done. Speedy and blatant, just how I like it. ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2010, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/xtisme-come-on-down-you-muppet/542300/484 "2010-06-14T15:40:44Z")
Here you go, **Muffin**. \*Burglary of homes and commercial premises Car theft and related unauthorised road use offences Violent conduct ranging from assault, to wounding with intent to cause grievous bodily harm Possession of cannabis\* All convictions occured during the years 1976 to 1991. I hope that information is helpful in your attempts to make me look bad. I can see you are in desperate need of new material. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2010, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/xtisme-come-on-down-you-muppet/542300/485 "2010-06-14T15:56:55Z")
> [@ivan\_astikov](#): > > Here you go, **Muffin**. > > \*Burglary of homes and commercial premises > > Car theft and related unauthorised road use offences > > Violent conduct ranging from assault, to wounding with intent to cause grievous bodily harm > > Possession of cannabis\* > > All convictions occured during the years 1976 to 1991. > > I hope that information is helpful in your attempts to make me look bad. I can see you are in desperate need of new material. I don’t need any information to make you look bad. ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2010, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/xtisme-come-on-down-you-muppet/542300/486 "2010-06-14T17:32:29Z")
Ohhhhhhhh yes you do! ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2010, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/xtisme-come-on-down-you-muppet/542300/487 "2010-06-14T17:53:02Z")
> [@ivan\_astikov](#): > > Ohhhhhhhh yes you do! Wow, I’ve never seen anyone disprove a sentence he’s in the process of typing before. ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/xtisme-come-on-down-you-muppet/542300/488 "2010-06-14T17:56:11Z")
I take it you are unaware of the great British Panto tradition? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/xtisme-come-on-down-you-muppet/542300.md?page=24)