# xtisme, you seem like one crooked character

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/xtisme-you-seem-like-one-crooked-character/586378>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 22, 2011, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/xtisme-you-seem-like-one-crooked-character/586378 "2011-06-22T03:15:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![humanafterall](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/humanafterall/32/19654_2.png) [@humanafterall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/humanafterall)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/xtisme-you-seem-like-one-crooked-character/586378/81 "2011-06-23T05:07:11Z")

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Pretty sure you’re trying to be a Trololol. Gotcha! lolumadbro?

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**Author:** ![humanafterall](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/humanafterall/32/19654_2.png) [@humanafterall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/humanafterall)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/xtisme-you-seem-like-one-crooked-character/586378/82 "2011-06-23T05:11:46Z")

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btw, I play on server 404.

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**Author:** ![Captain\_Amazing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@Captain\_Amazing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Amazing)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/xtisme-you-seem-like-one-crooked-character/586378/83 "2011-06-23T05:30:00Z")

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> [@humanafterall](#):
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> The only reason it irks me is because I’m a Freemason. Not just any Mason, I’m a Mason of the 3rd Degree. I’m supposed to keep my passions in due bounds and circumscribe my desires and all that. I just have a hard time doing it.

If it makes you feel better, Masons can be as big of assholes as anybody else.

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/xtisme-you-seem-like-one-crooked-character/586378/84 "2011-06-23T05:34:36Z")

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Bigger actually.

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/xtisme-you-seem-like-one-crooked-character/586378/85 "2011-06-23T13:47:32Z")

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> [@Captain\_Amazing](#):
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> If it makes you feel better, Masons can be as big of assholes as anybody else.

Y’mean if I yell _ **“Nice fez, Gramps!”** _ at the next parade, there’s a chance I’ll be the next victim of Mini-Scooter Road Rage? Seriously, most of those Shriners look like they could snap at any minute, and they’re in a whole different weight class than I am.

Man, how embarrassing, to have to admit to getting a Shiner From A Shriner…

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**Author:** ![Ace309](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ace309/32/1050_2.png) [@Ace309](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ace309)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/xtisme-you-seem-like-one-crooked-character/586378/86 "2011-06-23T23:45:27Z")

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> [@humanafterall](#):
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> Pretty sure you’re trying to be a Trololol. Gotcha! lolumadbro?

And the award for highest meme density in a meaningless post goes to…

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