# Y’know what?  Why don’t you take that fifty dollar bill and shove it up your ass?

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**Created:** [May 15, 2011, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/y-know-what-why-don-t-you-take-that-fifty-dollar-bill-and-shove-it-up-your-ass/581974 "2011-05-15T11:05:35Z")\
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**Post date:** [May 18, 2011, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/y-know-what-why-don-t-you-take-that-fifty-dollar-bill-and-shove-it-up-your-ass/581974/81 "2011-05-18T23:25:05Z")

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> [@jz78817](#):
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> would 50 walnuts get me a table any sooner?

HAH! Consider that a deal!

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