# Ya ever hear the one about the Bearded Lady, The Cop, & the Cigarette? NEWSLINK

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**Created:** [December 26, 2015, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ya-ever-hear-the-one-about-the-bearded-lady-the-cop-the-cigarette-newslink/741433 "2015-12-26T22:39:22Z")\
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**Post date:** [December 26, 2015, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ya-ever-hear-the-one-about-the-bearded-lady-the-cop-the-cigarette-newslink/741433/1 "2015-12-26T22:39:22Z")

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She weighs 400 pounds. And stabs people.

[http://news.yahoo.com/police-seek-400-pound-bearded-woman-stabbing-034853538.html](http://news.yahoo.com/police-seek-400-pound-bearded-woman-stabbing-034853538.html)

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> Police Officer Robert Heims tells the San Diego Union-Tribune ([http://bit.ly/1ItgJ8E](http://bit.ly/1ItgJ8E)) that the 39-year-old man had walked up to a woman and a group of others and asked them for a cigarette in the city’s East Village.
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> They say the woman then told the man to get away from her things before stabbing him and running away. They say the heavyset woman with facial hair was wearing a white shirt and jeans.