# Yahoo! Fantasy Football Sign-Up!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yahoo-fantasy-football-sign-up/29341>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 14, 2000, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yahoo-fantasy-football-sign-up/29341 "2000-08-14T19:48:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yahoo-fantasy-football-sign-up/29341/1 "2000-08-14T19:48:17Z")

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After getting server errors out the ass last week, I was able to start up the league I am the commishioner for (finally!) just now. Here are the pertinent details…

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[http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/full](http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/full)  
League Name: **The Teeming Minions**  
League ID: **39428**  
Password: **cecil**  
Draft Date: **Tuesday, August 29**  
Draft Time: **6:30 PM PT/ 9:30 PM EST**

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If you cannot be there for the live draft, please rate your players! This way, the computer will automatically pick close to your wishes. You should rate them anywauy in case problems come up. I am not changing the draft day or time.

I limited the league to 12 teams. First come, first served! I believe that the order you sign up affects where you draft. I also sent this to some family members and friends.

My team is the **Hell Dwellers**. Please pick a team with a place (City, State, Country, mythical outpost, etc.) followed by a name (Whatever you want).

E-mail me if you have any questions or concerns!

Good luck, everyone!

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Yer pal,  
Satan

[sub]I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:  
Four months, five days, 17 hours, 47 minutes and 44 seconds.  
5109 cigarettes not smoked, saving $638.70.  
Life saved: 2 weeks, 3 days, 17 hours, 45 minutes.[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Squooshed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Squooshed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squooshed)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yahoo-fantasy-football-sign-up/29341/2 "2000-08-14T20:06:04Z")

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Are somewhat longtime lurkers eligible? I’ve been reading the board since fall of 1999 and finally signed up in the spring.

What if I said I was a die hard football fan(atic) who sits down for the entire day on Sundays from the pre-game show (prefer ESPN), the morning game (West Coast guy here), the afternoon game and the ESPN night game and who also catches as much of the Monday night game as work allows?

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**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yahoo-fantasy-football-sign-up/29341/3 "2000-08-14T20:09:20Z")

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I have no objections…

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Yer pal,  
Satan

[sub]I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:  
Four months, five days, 18 hours, 8 minutes and 59 seconds.  
5110 cigarettes not smoked, saving $638.78.  
Life saved: 2 weeks, 3 days, 17 hours, 50 minutes.[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yahoo-fantasy-football-sign-up/29341/4 "2000-08-14T20:12:37Z")

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Yay!!! Was wondering when you’d set this up, hon. I’m in as the Skaggsville Falcons. (Hey I live close to there…and it sounds funny.) 🙂

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**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yahoo-fantasy-football-sign-up/29341/5 "2000-08-14T20:21:13Z")

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I probably can’t make the draft, but a league full of Dopers is a dream come true. I don’t want to take an active drafter’s choice, but if Satan says to do it, I most surely will.

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**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yahoo-fantasy-football-sign-up/29341/6 "2000-08-14T20:54:27Z")

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Mullie: You are perfectly free to skip the draft if you wish! Just don’t complain about your4 team afterwards… 😉

I would suggest that you rank at least a couple dozen players in your order of preference if you are not going to participate in the draft.

Actually, everyone should do this anyway, in case of something coming up which necessetates your absense, or tachnical glitches or whatever…

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Yer pal,  
Satan

[sub]I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:  
Four months, five days, 18 hours, 53 minutes and 43 seconds.  
5111 cigarettes not smoked, saving $638.93.  
Life saved: 2 weeks, 3 days, 17 hours, 55 minutes.[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yahoo-fantasy-football-sign-up/29341/7 "2000-08-14T21:03:23Z")

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Would a **tachnical** glitch be something involving bad timing?  
::rimshot::

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yahoo-fantasy-football-sign-up/29341/8 "2000-08-14T22:40:24Z")

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Signed up. Improbables Probables is the team name. I use it for every fantasy team I have. Been doing so for over a year, see no reason to change now.

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**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yahoo-fantasy-football-sign-up/29341/9 "2000-08-14T22:50:09Z")

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I got the Pepperland Broncos. =)

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**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yahoo-fantasy-football-sign-up/29341/10 "2000-08-14T22:51:32Z")

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Damnit! Work proxy won’t let me access the sign in!! I’ll have to wait until after work… it’s gonna be full by then… ☹

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**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yahoo-fantasy-football-sign-up/29341/11 "2000-08-15T04:44:24Z")

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Rockville Crows are in da house!

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yahoo-fantasy-football-sign-up/29341/12 "2000-08-15T05:26:11Z")

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You guys are in such deep shit!

**High and Mighty** has claimed the final slot, piloted by yours truly. Hope no one had any expectaions of competing for first.

Now, who the hell is everyone?

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**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yahoo-fantasy-football-sign-up/29341/13 "2000-08-15T14:00:39Z")

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Errors:

The password is incorrect.  
The league has already drafted. You can not join a league postdraft.  
What the??

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yahoo-fantasy-football-sign-up/29341/14 "2000-08-15T14:35:42Z")

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Omni hon…didn’t I beat you last year? So HUSH! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yahoo-fantasy-football-sign-up/29341/15 "2000-08-15T15:29:58Z")

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Zette - The league is full. I could make it where we could have more teams, but that might be a nightmare… Any opinions on this?

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Yer pal,  
Satan

[sub]I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:  
Four months, six days, 13 hours, 29 minutes and 50 seconds.  
5142 cigarettes not smoked, saving $642.81.  
Life saved: 2 weeks, 3 days, 20 hours, 30 minutes.[/sub]

**_"Satan is not an unattractive person."_-Drain Bead**  
[sub]Thanks for the ringing endorsement, honey![/sub]

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**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yahoo-fantasy-football-sign-up/29341/16 "2000-08-15T15:47:21Z")

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You suck!

Just kidding. I guess I’ll have to be quicker next year. (Or live vicariously through Falcons picks!)

Zette  
(A day late and a dollar short)

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**Author:** ![Grendel69](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7bcc69/32.png) [@Grendel69](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grendel69)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yahoo-fantasy-football-sign-up/29341/17 "2000-08-15T15:48:52Z")

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Uhhh hijack…

My friends and I signed up for the Snadbox version. We need one more person for the league. It’s a live draft that will take place on Saturday so you need approximately 2-3hours of time reserved for that day.

Thanks.

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yahoo-fantasy-football-sign-up/29341/18 "2000-08-15T17:05:34Z")

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Satan, I wouldn’t complain about adding up to 3 teams for a total of 15. And if Dopers speak up let them in. You set up a short roster, only 7 offensive starters. If you add more teams a shorter bench (20 seems high for such a short roster) is probably a good idea. Or you can leave it as is too. I don’t really care. I’d basically guess how many good quarterbacks there are, if the number of teams gets too big the first draft choice becomes more important. Weigh the pros and cons and let us know.

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yahoo-fantasy-football-sign-up/29341/19 "2000-08-15T17:09:49Z")

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I’m with Omni…I think we only need a 15 man bench. And then open it up to 15 teams. Of course, if you don’t want to, that’s fine with me too!!! 🙂

And grrrr…I hate having TE as a separate position…but ah well. I’ll live.

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**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yahoo-fantasy-football-sign-up/29341/20 "2000-08-15T17:48:48Z")

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I don’t want to do 15 teams because that would make it an odd number and someone would have a BYE every week.

I am expanding it to 16 teams and making it a 15-person roster. And since I am The Commish, I am doing this whether you like it or not! 🙂

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Yer pal,  
Satan

[sub]I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:  
Four months, six days, 15 hours, 48 minutes and 29 seconds.  
5146 cigarettes not smoked, saving $643.29.  
Life saved: 2 weeks, 3 days, 20 hours, 50 minutes.[/sub]

**_"Satan is not an unattractive person."_-Drain Bead**  
[sub]Thanks for the ringing endorsement, honey![/sub]

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