# Yakuza final post game!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yakuza-final-post-game/617229>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 30, 2012, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yakuza-final-post-game/617229 "2012-03-30T02:43:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![erislover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/71e660/32.png) [@erislover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erislover)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yakuza-final-post-game/617229/21 "2012-03-30T13:17:20Z")

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But what if I like his topics but hate his posts? Oh, woe—oh woe!

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**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yakuza-final-post-game/617229/22 "2012-03-30T13:29:10Z")

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He’s going to last for a while. Most of our trolls do.  
I’d say… November 11th, 2012.

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**Author:** ![tim\_duncan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@tim\_duncan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tim_duncan)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yakuza-final-post-game/617229/23 "2012-03-30T13:38:01Z")

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> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> What if we don’t like _you_?

I would wonder why, considering I just created my account the other day and don’t have many posts.

If it was over that post, I certainly wouldn’t feel bad. If someone gets better over a perfectly valid point like that, then I doubt they’re worth worrying about…

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**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yakuza-final-post-game/617229/24 "2012-03-30T13:41:44Z")

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I don’t think he’ll get banned right away. He’s getting too much enjoyment out of it.

With his occasional slip ups where he actually types out “for,” “to,” and “too” then it’s obvious that he’s just doing the number thing to irritate people.

Put me down for June 14 and pray that he have said how large his portable flat screen is before then.

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**Author:** ![Waxwinged](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c2a13f/32.png) [@Waxwinged](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waxwinged)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yakuza-final-post-game/617229/25 "2012-03-30T14:34:18Z")

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> [@TokyoPlayer](#):
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> With his occasional slip ups where he actually types out “for,” “to,” and “too” then it’s obvious that he’s just doing the number thing to irritate people.  
> .

You can’t deny that people are lovin’ it, though!

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**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yakuza-final-post-game/617229/26 "2012-03-30T16:17:07Z")

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Put me down for June 18, 2012. My birthday.

Happy birthday to MEEEEEEEE!!! LOL

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yakuza-final-post-game/617229/27 "2012-03-30T16:22:06Z")

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> [@tim\_duncan](#):
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> I would wonder why, considering I just created my account the other day and don’t have many posts.
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> If it was over that post, I certainly wouldn’t feel bad. If someone gets better over a perfectly valid point like that, then I doubt they’re worth worrying about…

I was just fucking with you. I like you fine. Let’s go to a barbecue!

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**Author:** ![Mosier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ea924/32.png) [@Mosier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mosier)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yakuza-final-post-game/617229/28 "2012-03-30T16:25:40Z")

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Yakuza slipped up big today, and accidentally typed both “to” and “too” in the [same sentence](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=14917265&postcount=1)! His trolling powers are fading. He’s getting sloppy.

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**Author:** ![perfectparanoia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a5b964/32.png) [@perfectparanoia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/perfectparanoia)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yakuza-final-post-game/617229/29 "2012-03-30T16:27:02Z")

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I figure he will last until about April 21st. I think he will leave of his own volition.

He is amusing right now though so it will be sad to see him go.

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yakuza-final-post-game/617229/30 "2012-03-30T16:28:08Z")

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I like the guy sorta. If he will eventually branch out to many other topics I’d be happy for him to hang around. Though taking it easy on the Leetspeak? would be a nice change.

And I also agree with Reply’s point above. Some of you folks who can’t see past the form of the posts (and not just his) and look at the actual “content” are pompass asses. But hey, if thats the best intellectual victory you can get in your sad little lives, have at it.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yakuza-final-post-game/617229/31 "2012-03-30T16:39:44Z")

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> [@Mosier](#):
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> Yakuza slipped up big today, and accidentally typed both “to” and “too” in the [same sentence](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=14917265&postcount=1)! His trolling powers are fading. He’s getting sloppy.

I am truley sorry for his lots.

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yakuza-final-post-game/617229/32 "2012-03-30T17:00:27Z")

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> [@billfish678](#):
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> Some of you folks who can’t see past the form of the posts (and not just his) and look at the actual “content” are pompass asses.

My ass has so \*much \*pomp it can overlook all kinds of spelling and punctuation errors!

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**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yakuza-final-post-game/617229/33 "2012-03-30T17:03:07Z")

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I have to admit I actually kind of like the guy in a “Holly fuckin’ SHIT this dude is NUTS!” sort of way.

He’s like a guy who stands on the corner and talks to himself but isn’t really hurting anyone.

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**Author:** ![Agent\_Foxtrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Agent\_Foxtrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agent_Foxtrot)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yakuza-final-post-game/617229/34 "2012-03-30T17:12:54Z")

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Meh, he’s harmless. I actually find his posts kind of entertaining. At least it wasn’t the annoying trollish behavior that **PSXer** used to exhibit.

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**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yakuza-final-post-game/617229/35 "2012-03-30T17:14:37Z")

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July 17, 2012

No reason, random date

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**Author:** ![what\_do\_I\_type\_here](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a5b964/32.png) [@what\_do\_I\_type\_here](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/what_do_I_type_here)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yakuza-final-post-game/617229/36 "2012-03-30T17:20:53Z")

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“4!” -Yakuza at the golf course.

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**Author:** ![AnalogSignal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/analogsignal/32/1085_2.png) [@AnalogSignal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AnalogSignal)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yakuza-final-post-game/617229/37 "2012-03-30T17:27:45Z")

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He will be banned with his final post on April 21, 2012.

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**Author:** ![jackdavinci](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackdavinci/32/3259_2.png) [@jackdavinci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackdavinci)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yakuza-final-post-game/617229/38 "2012-03-30T17:29:43Z")

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He will never be banned, and his posts will slowly peter out such that we can never truly be sure he’s gone for good until one day far in the future, his widow will sign on to let us know of his departure and thank us for helping him transition to free girls.

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**Author:** ![Panurge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/fbc32d/32.png) [@Panurge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Panurge)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yakuza-final-post-game/617229/39 "2012-03-30T17:31:48Z")

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> [@Ludovic](#):
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> I say April 30th. Do you know who **else** had a final post on April 30th?

It’s Hitler, isn’t it?

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**Author:** ![Gedd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gedd/32/4938_2.png) [@Gedd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gedd)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yakuza-final-post-game/617229/40 "2012-03-30T18:15:48Z")

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> [@Panurge](#):
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> It’s Hitler, isn’t it?

Way to go and Godwinize the thread. Besides, it was Stalin.

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