# Yakuza final post game! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 30, 2012, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yakuza-final-post-game/617229 "2012-03-30T02:43:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yakuza-final-post-game/617229/41 "2012-03-30T18:21:30Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > I say April 30th. Do you know who **else** had a final post on April 30th? Do you know anybody who had a final post on April 31st? I’m going with that. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yakuza-final-post-game/617229/42 "2012-03-30T18:22:40Z")
> [@Panurge](#): > > It’s Hitler, isn’t it? Nope. Hitler _died_ on April 30, but he was so distracted with the wedding and other shit that he never posted after April 28. I’m going with March 31 for **Yakuza**. He’s knock-knock-knockin’ on banning’s door. ---
**Author:** ![Paintcharge](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/paintcharge/32/7946_2.png) [@Paintcharge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paintcharge)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yakuza-final-post-game/617229/43 "2012-03-30T18:26:59Z")
I wanna see him and **Kozmik** try to have a discussion. Who will win that one? ---
**Author:** ![picker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/picker/32/13969_2.png) [@picker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picker)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yakuza-final-post-game/617229/44 "2012-03-30T18:29:17Z")
I’m going with 2025. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yakuza-final-post-game/617229/45 "2012-03-30T18:29:34Z")
His last post will be April 2. He will not be banned, but just disappear. (confined to ward at mental hospital after chewing his fingers off) it’s probably a long-shot. ---
**Author:** ![Oldeb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ea666f/32.png) [@Oldeb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oldeb)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yakuza-final-post-game/617229/46 "2012-03-30T18:48:57Z")
> [@Onomatopoeia](#): > > And it’s escorts, not hookers, and they have to be at least a 7, or a 6 if they have some kind of extraordinary body feature. 😃 Eddie Murphy said the exact same thing. ---
**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yakuza-final-post-game/617229/47 "2012-03-30T19:15:31Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > I am truley sorry for his lots. I hope he never gets anyone pragnent and has babby or else I’m gonna instain everybody’s mothers. ---
**Author:** ![CrazyCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CrazyCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrazyCatLady)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yakuza-final-post-game/617229/48 "2012-03-30T20:20:38Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > And I also agree with Reply’s point above. Some of you folks who can’t see past the form of the posts (and not just his) and look at the actual “content” are pompass asses. But hey, if thats the best intellectual victory you can get in your sad little lives, have at it. I think people tend to focus on the leetsppekk thing because a) it’s a much easier issue to unpack than the “all women are whores, some of them are just honest about it” content of his posts, and b) it’s an issue where you stand some slim chance of effecting a change. Because let’s face it, there’s nothing anyone anywhere can say or do to change his insulting, wrongheaded attitudes toward women. They’re too complex and he’s too deeply attached to them. The writing thing, though…most people aren’t truly invested in it at a visceral level, so there’s a chance if enough people tell him it’s annoying as fuck and he should quit, he might just decide to humor us and write like a civilized human being in form if not in content. ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yakuza-final-post-game/617229/49 "2012-03-30T20:53:03Z")
> [@tim\_duncan](#): > > I would wonder why, considering I just created my account the other day and don’t have many posts. > > If it was over that post, I certainly wouldn’t feel bad. If someone gets better over a perfectly valid point like that, then I doubt they’re worth worrying about… Welcome to the dope, **tim duncan.** Enjoy your stay. Your handle is kind of prosaic, you may find you want to change it at some point, which can be done. Some people have had polls to pick their new name - some have then ignored the poll results, for more fun. Also, I’ll take 20 April 2012 for **Yakuza** , banned for insults outside the pit. ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yakuza-final-post-game/617229/50 "2012-03-30T21:00:21Z")
> [@tim\_duncan](#): > > I would wonder why, considering I just created my account the other day and don’t have many posts. > > If it was over that post, I certainly wouldn’t feel bad. If someone gets better over a perfectly valid point like that, then I doubt they’re worth worrying about… First Wake Forest, then the Spurs, and now the Dope. Interesting path you’re taking, Tim. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yakuza-final-post-game/617229/51 "2012-03-30T21:25:34Z")
December 21st, 2012 the Old Ones will come for him ---
**Author:** ![wellanuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@wellanuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wellanuff)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yakuza-final-post-game/617229/52 "2012-03-30T21:25:43Z")
August 9, 2013. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yakuza-final-post-game/617229/53 "2012-03-30T22:07:44Z")
> [@Alessan](#): > > Your \*low-level \*human insults. Once you reach level 12 or so, you’ll start to see some impact, although having a prestige class helps. _applause_ ---
**Author:** ![FlyByNight512](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/82dd89/32.png) [@FlyByNight512](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlyByNight512)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yakuza-final-post-game/617229/54 "2012-03-30T22:22:26Z")
I’m going with April 22nd, and the last straw will be opening a large number of threads at the same time. ---
**Author:** ![Merneith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yakuza-final-post-game/617229/55 "2012-03-30T23:02:21Z")
Has he explained what’s supposed to happen in 2025 that his family will see the point behind his living arrangements? ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yakuza-final-post-game/617229/56 "2012-03-30T23:05:15Z")
I think its that Singularity thingy…its coming sooner than you think. ---
**Author:** ![Hello\_Again](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/85e7bf/32.png) [@Hello\_Again](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hello_Again)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yakuza-final-post-game/617229/57 "2012-03-30T23:09:17Z")
> [@Merneith](#): > > Has he explained what’s supposed to happen in 2025 that his family will see the point behind his living arrangements? That’s when he will finally make manager at his job, which will enable him to afford free girls and all those posh accoutrements they demand, like a fixed address and compliance with “dumb rules” like paying the electric bill. ---
**Author:** ![florez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b9e5f3/32.png) [@florez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/florez)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yakuza-final-post-game/617229/58 "2012-03-30T23:12:37Z")
> [@jackdavinci](#): > > He will never be banned, and his posts will slowly peter out such that we can never truly be sure he’s gone for good until one day far in the future, his widow will sign on to let us know of his departure and thank us for helping him transition to free girls. I believe that this may be closer to the most likely scenario, except that when his widow signs on to let us know of Yakuza’s passing, she will inform the SDMB that he left her next to nothing to live on, so she will solicit heavily for donations. Her posts will be filled with current photographs, showcasing the widow dressed in revealing party attire, and transparent nite gowns. ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yakuza-final-post-game/617229/59 "2012-03-30T23:45:59Z")
I pick today at around 7:00 PM . Oh? You meant **Yakuza**. I thought you were talking about **tim duncan**. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Zjestika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/8edcca/32.png) [@Zjestika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zjestika)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2012, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yakuza-final-post-game/617229/60 "2012-03-31T00:19:00Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > I was just fucking with you. I like you fine. Let’s go to a barbecue! What did you do to **tim duncan**?? You have eerie powers! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yakuza-final-post-game/617229.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yakuza-final-post-game/617229.md?page=4)