# Yakuza final post game!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yakuza-final-post-game/617229>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 30, 2012, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yakuza-final-post-game/617229 "2012-03-30T02:43:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 4

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**Author:** ![Merneith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2012, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yakuza-final-post-game/617229/61 "2012-03-31T02:37:47Z")

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> [@Hello\_Again](#):
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> That’s when he will finally make manager at his job, which will enable him to afford free girls and all those posh accoutrements they demand, like a fixed address and compliance with “dumb rules” like paying the electric bill.

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Sure. Ok.

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**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2012, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yakuza-final-post-game/617229/62 "2012-03-31T03:40:02Z")

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I pick April 15.

Can I make a side bet on **Dufus**? Because that guy isn’t going to make it until next week.

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**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2012, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yakuza-final-post-game/617229/63 "2012-03-31T15:41:17Z")

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> [@Merneith](#):
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> Has he explained what’s supposed to happen in 2025 that his family will see the point behind his living arrangements?

That’s when he expects to get promoted to Shift Supervisor at his job at Burger McWendyMart. Being in management, he’ll then be wealthy enough that the ‘free girls’ will suddenly find him attractive. No, seriously. That’s what he thinks. Go read his thread.

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**Author:** ![AnalogSignal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/analogsignal/32/1085_2.png) [@AnalogSignal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AnalogSignal)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2012, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yakuza-final-post-game/617229/64 "2012-03-31T20:22:43Z")

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> [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](#):
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> I’m going with March 31 for **Yakuza**. He’s knock-knock-knockin’ on banning’s door.

Congratulations **Freddy**!

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**Author:** ![The\_Dord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3be4f8/32.png) [@The\_Dord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Dord)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2012, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yakuza-final-post-game/617229/65 "2012-03-31T20:23:07Z")

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Too soon mods… too soon… xD

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**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2012, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yakuza-final-post-game/617229/66 "2012-03-31T20:38:25Z")

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I’m sad that even though I supposedly tried to game the system, I didn’t even get to profit.

Bye bye yakuza!

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2012, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yakuza-final-post-game/617229/67 "2012-03-31T20:39:06Z")

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I pick today around 1:15PM…  
What? Doesn’t that count?

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**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2012, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yakuza-final-post-game/617229/68 "2012-03-31T20:41:51Z")

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> [@Idle\_Thoughts](#):
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> I pick today around 1:15PM…  
> What? Doesn’t that count?

It does! Also, go down to Mega Millions with a ticket you bought today for last night’s winning numbers. Tell us what happens!

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**Author:** ![Waxwinged](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c2a13f/32.png) [@Waxwinged](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waxwinged)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2012, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yakuza-final-post-game/617229/69 "2012-03-31T22:27:17Z")

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Wow. He got banned way sooner than expected. Oh well. \>\_\<;

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2012, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yakuza-final-post-game/617229/70 "2012-03-31T23:27:57Z")

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Not surprised here-the mods have been much less likely over the past year or so to let obvious trolls continue to spew their bait.

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**Author:** ![pikey\_pete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pikey\_pete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pikey_pete)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yakuza-final-post-game/617229/71 "2012-04-01T00:30:59Z")

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I was wondering where he went. See, I dont read the threads for a couple weeks…and the comic relief is banned

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yakuza-final-post-game/617229/72 "2012-04-01T01:02:22Z")

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Perhaps he’ll cut off his pinkie as a sign of atonement and return.

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**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yakuza-final-post-game/617229/73 "2012-04-01T01:38:11Z")

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> [@Boyo\_Jim](#):
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> Perhaps he’ll cut off his pinkie as a sign of atonement and return.

And if he fucks up again, who will be his kaishakunin?

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yakuza-final-post-game/617229/74 "2012-04-01T01:52:20Z")

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His favorite whore?

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**Author:** ![Mosier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ea924/32.png) [@Mosier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mosier)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yakuza-final-post-game/617229/75 "2012-04-01T02:47:05Z")

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> [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](#):
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> I’m going with March 31 for **Yakuza**. He’s knock-knock-knockin’ on banning’s door.

Unless someone can point out a better guess than this one, Freddy the Pig wins! Congratulations, Freddy!

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yakuza-final-post-game/617229/76 "2012-04-01T02:52:32Z")

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This is kinda like a Death Pool for members!

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yakuza-final-post-game/617229/77 "2012-04-01T04:16:06Z")

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So how do we find out why a poster like Yakuza got banned? I tried searching all the threads he posted in, and I don’t see a “You’re outta here-- 2 bad.” Or a final warning. Anybody know where to find that–am I searching wrong? I tried “About This MB” too.

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yakuza-final-post-game/617229/78 "2012-04-01T04:17:27Z")

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> [@digs](#):
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> So how do we find out why a poster like Yakuza got banned? I tried searching all the threads he posted in, and I don’t see a “You’re outta here-- 2 bad.” Or a final warning. Anybody know where to find that–am I searching wrong? I tried “About This MB” too.

I asked this question in ATMB, but there’s no answer yet.

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**Author:** ![jackdavinci](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackdavinci/32/3259_2.png) [@jackdavinci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackdavinci)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yakuza-final-post-game/617229/79 "2012-04-01T07:04:24Z")

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> [@Boyo\_Jim](#):
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> I asked this question in ATMB, but there’s no answer yet.

I don’t see your thread. Was it disappeared?

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yakuza-final-post-game/617229/80 "2012-04-01T07:19:43Z")

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> [@jackdavinci](#):
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> I don’t see your thread. Was it disappeared?

It wasn’t my thread, and [I see now that it’s been closed without my question being answered](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=646734).

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