Do you know anybody who had a final post on April 31st?
I’m going with that.
Nope. Hitler died on April 30, but he was so distracted with the wedding and other shit that he never posted after April 28.
I’m going with March 31 for Yakuza. He’s knock-knock-knockin’ on banning’s door.
I wanna see him and Kozmik try to have a discussion. Who will win that one?
I’m going with 2025.
His last post will be April 2. He will not be banned, but just disappear.
(confined to ward at mental hospital after chewing his fingers off)
it’s probably a long-shot.
Eddie Murphy said the exact same thing.
I hope he never gets anyone pragnent and has babby or else I’m gonna instain everybody’s mothers.
I think people tend to focus on the leetsppekk thing because a) it’s a much easier issue to unpack than the “all women are whores, some of them are just honest about it” content of his posts, and b) it’s an issue where you stand some slim chance of effecting a change. Because let’s face it, there’s nothing anyone anywhere can say or do to change his insulting, wrongheaded attitudes toward women. They’re too complex and he’s too deeply attached to them. The writing thing, though…most people aren’t truly invested in it at a visceral level, so there’s a chance if enough people tell him it’s annoying as fuck and he should quit, he might just decide to humor us and write like a civilized human being in form if not in content.
Welcome to the dope, tim duncan. Enjoy your stay.
Your handle is kind of prosaic, you may find you want to change it at some point, which can be done. Some people have had polls to pick their new name - some have then ignored the poll results, for more fun.
Also, I’ll take 20 April 2012 for Yakuza, banned for insults outside the pit.
First Wake Forest, then the Spurs, and now the Dope. Interesting path you’re taking, Tim.
December 21st, 2012
the Old Ones will come for him
August 9, 2013.
applause
I’m going with April 22nd, and the last straw will be opening a large number of threads at the same time.
Has he explained what’s supposed to happen in 2025 that his family will see the point behind his living arrangements?
I think its that Singularity thingy…its coming sooner than you think.
That’s when he will finally make manager at his job, which will enable him to afford free girls and all those posh accoutrements they demand, like a fixed address and compliance with “dumb rules” like paying the electric bill.
I believe that this may be closer to the most likely scenario, except that when his widow signs on to let us know of Yakuza’s passing, she will inform the SDMB that he left her next to nothing to live on, so she will solicit heavily for donations.
Her posts will be filled with current photographs, showcasing the widow dressed in revealing party attire, and transparent nite gowns.
I pick today at around 7:00 PM .
Oh? You meant Yakuza. I thought you were talking about tim duncan. 
What did you do to tim duncan?? You have eerie powers!