# Y'all reckon whoever did it asked to be paid?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 23, 2004, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yall-reckon-whoever-did-it-asked-to-be-paid/281283 "2004-12-23T04:09:22Z")\
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**Author:** ![Reeder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2004, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yall-reckon-whoever-did-it-asked-to-be-paid/281283/1 "2004-12-23T04:09:22Z")

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[http://rense.com/general61/weird.htm](http://rense.com/general61/weird.htm)

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**Author:** ![Wonko\_The\_Sane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@Wonko\_The\_Sane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wonko_The_Sane)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2004, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yall-reckon-whoever-did-it-asked-to-be-paid/281283/2 "2004-12-23T05:11:42Z")

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Wind, mebbie?

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**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2004, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yall-reckon-whoever-did-it-asked-to-be-paid/281283/3 "2004-12-23T05:25:03Z")

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Why do they assume that it was Martians just because the probe is on Mars? Wouldn’t it make sense to assume that a Venusian craft landed in roughly the same spot, some occupants were ordered to clean the outside of their ship, they got confused because of the dark, and cleaned part of our probe before they realized what they were doing? Usually the simplest answer is the correct one and the authors of that story should have realized that.

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**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2004, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yall-reckon-whoever-did-it-asked-to-be-paid/281283/4 "2004-12-23T13:44:45Z")

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For those with slow connections:

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> LONDON (Reuters) - An unexplained phenomenon akin to a space-borne car wash has boosted the performance of one of the two U.S. rovers probing the surface of Mars, New Scientist magazine said on Tuesday.
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> It said something – or someone – had regularly cleaned layers of dust from the solar panels of the Mars Opportunity vehicle while it was closed down during the Martian night.

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**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2004, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yall-reckon-whoever-did-it-asked-to-be-paid/281283/5 "2004-12-23T20:55:13Z")

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I’m thinking…

wind.
