# Yassir Arafat is Dead?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yassir-arafat-is-dead/273880>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 9, 2004, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yassir-arafat-is-dead/273880 "2004-11-09T19:20:45Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 16\
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**Author:** ![Snickers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Snickers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snickers)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yassir-arafat-is-dead/273880/21 "2004-11-10T17:20:41Z")

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Sheesh. And they said John Kerry flip-flopped.

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yassir-arafat-is-dead/273880/22 "2004-11-10T18:16:06Z")

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Now I feel better. I’m not the only one thinking of Monty Python when I hear the news reports.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yassir-arafat-is-dead/273880/23 "2004-11-10T20:13:20Z")

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> [@Exgineer](#):
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> “Paging Doctor Kevorkian. Dr. Kevorkian, pick up international line 2…”

If only Arafat had the balls to order his own.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yassir-arafat-is-dead/273880/24 "2004-11-10T20:25:19Z")

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The man’s made a career of coming back from irrelevancy… why would a little thing like death stop him?!

I’m amusing myself by imagining that Allah keeps sending him back from heaven and the devil doesn’t want him declaring a palestinian state in hell either.

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**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yassir-arafat-is-dead/273880/25 "2004-11-10T20:28:39Z")

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Yassir Arafat’s dead.  
No, no, no, no, He’s outside with Itzak Rabin.  
Yassir Arafat’s dead.  
No, no, no, no, He’s outside with Itzhak Rabin.  
He’ll put a bomb on your plane,  
Makes peace agreements that he breaks,  
And he never learned to shave,  
Yassir Arafat. Yassir Arafat.  
[sub]What? I’m the only Moody Blues fan here?[/sub]

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yassir-arafat-is-dead/273880/26 "2004-11-10T20:31:51Z")

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We were Leary.

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**Author:** ![Mehitabel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@Mehitabel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mehitabel)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2004, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yassir-arafat-is-dead/273880/27 "2004-11-11T03:55:37Z")

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OK, folks, he not merely dead, he’s really most sincerely dead.

Announced in Paris around 10:50 EST.

I’m chortling with grief right now.

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**Author:** ![Kel\_Varnsen\_Latex\_Division](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@Kel\_Varnsen\_Latex\_Division](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kel_Varnsen_Latex_Division)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2004, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yassir-arafat-is-dead/273880/28 "2004-11-11T03:57:54Z")

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Breaking News on CNN.

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**Author:** ![Cunctator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/43a26b/32.png) [@Cunctator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cunctator)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2004, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yassir-arafat-is-dead/273880/29 "2004-11-11T04:10:01Z")

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The [Sydney Morning Herald](http://www.smh.com.au/news/Middle-East-Conflict/Arafat-pronounced-dead/2004/11/10/1100021883516.html) is announcing his death.

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2004, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yassir-arafat-is-dead/273880/30 "2004-11-11T04:10:57Z")

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They just announced his death on the TV.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2004, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yassir-arafat-is-dead/273880/31 "2004-11-11T04:12:07Z")

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> [@Enola Straight](#):
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> Saw a sudden blurb on CourtTV. “The end of an era.”

“End of an Ara” would’ve been funnier.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2004, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yassir-arafat-is-dead/273880/32 "2004-11-11T04:37:07Z")

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Not going to rejoice in any man’s death but Lordy, for this day and every one thereafter, the prospects seem to shine so much brighter. What a contemptable, murderous, ill reasoned bastard he was. And now he’s dead.

Rarely have I felt less empathy for a soul.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2004, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yassir-arafat-is-dead/273880/33 "2004-11-11T13:01:16Z")

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The good die young and a coward dies a thousand deaths.

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2004, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yassir-arafat-is-dead/273880/34 "2004-11-11T13:40:59Z")

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I was beginning to think if was a case of Schrodinger’s Arafat. Is he dead or isn’t he? I guess someone finally opened the box to check.

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**Author:** ![ralph124c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8797f3/32.png) [@ralph124c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ralph124c)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2004, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yassir-arafat-is-dead/273880/35 "2004-11-11T13:45:09Z")

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,afetr them…the good is oft interred with their bones?.  
Seriously, could a WORSE character than Arafat emerge to lead the Palestinians?  
I’m swure that bad as he was, arafat was not stupid!  
What are the chances that the leadership will pass to a real mad dog? :smack:

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**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2004, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yassir-arafat-is-dead/273880/36 "2004-11-11T15:54:01Z")

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Yes he’s dead. It was a conspiracy. He’s pining for the fnords.

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