# Yay! I have my own sub. ::tear:: Gosh, never thought it would happen to me... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 8, 2011, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yay-i-have-my-own-sub-tear-gosh-never-thought-it-would-happen-to-me/566816 "2011-01-08T01:07:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2011, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yay-i-have-my-own-sub-tear-gosh-never-thought-it-would-happen-to-me/566816/21 "2011-01-09T00:04:57Z")
> [@Rigamarole](#): > > I like how a relationship that would have been considered completely normal for 99% of history and today in most of the rest of the world is now suddenly considered a super kinky fetish. See, this time the woman is sexually fulfilled by it too, that makes it kinky. 😛 I was hoping for a mini submarine as well. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Bam\_Boo\_Gut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8c91f0/32.png) [@Bam\_Boo\_Gut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bam_Boo_Gut)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2011, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yay-i-have-my-own-sub-tear-gosh-never-thought-it-would-happen-to-me/566816/22 "2011-01-09T22:14:51Z")
> [@sleestak](#): > > Being the one in charge, the one who handles the problems and the one who takes care of her is a lot of work but I absolutely love doing it. It’s interesting **Slee** , I don’t know anything about these types of relationships so forgive my ignorance, but it seems she’s the one in charge, I mean, she’s doing all the things she’d be doing for herself anyway - cooking, cleaning etc whereas you’re out earning a living and worrying about what mood she’s in. ---
**Author:** ![ecseas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@ecseas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ecseas)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2011, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yay-i-have-my-own-sub-tear-gosh-never-thought-it-would-happen-to-me/566816/23 "2011-01-10T13:55:42Z")
Was I the only one who found story of O boring? it’s just so blah. so passive and unemotional. ---
**Author:** ![SecretaryofEvil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@SecretaryofEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SecretaryofEvil)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2011, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yay-i-have-my-own-sub-tear-gosh-never-thought-it-would-happen-to-me/566816/24 "2011-01-10T16:56:39Z")
> [@trupa](#): > > Darn it, I was hoping for a story of a personal submersible… Me too. Sex slaves are fun and all, but a submarine would be something special. Plus, if you had a submissive girlfriend, you could be all, “Wash my submarine bitch!” ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2011, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yay-i-have-my-own-sub-tear-gosh-never-thought-it-would-happen-to-me/566816/25 "2011-01-10T17:29:03Z")
Does she have a job of her own? That is, is she balancing doing all the chores with work or is she just staying at home doing that stuff for you? ---
**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2011, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yay-i-have-my-own-sub-tear-gosh-never-thought-it-would-happen-to-me/566816/26 "2011-01-10T19:17:23Z")
I always had a theory that being a sub is a way to justify/enjoy being lazy, and to benefit from being lazy. My theory is still looking good. ---
**Author:** ![palacheck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a88e57/32.png) [@palacheck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palacheck)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2011, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yay-i-have-my-own-sub-tear-gosh-never-thought-it-would-happen-to-me/566816/27 "2011-01-11T05:28:30Z")
I’m a dude but I would be willing to sit at home all day while you earn us a living. You know, if she bails on you or whatever. I should warn you: I will deny you sex if you upset me. Let’s make this happen. ---
**Author:** ![puddleglum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puddleglum/32/137_2.png) [@puddleglum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puddleglum)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2011, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yay-i-have-my-own-sub-tear-gosh-never-thought-it-would-happen-to-me/566816/28 "2011-01-11T16:03:56Z")
Obviously, you need to order O to build you a personal submarine. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2011, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yay-i-have-my-own-sub-tear-gosh-never-thought-it-would-happen-to-me/566816/29 "2011-01-11T16:21:54Z")
I thought this thread was going to be about a sandwich. ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2011, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yay-i-have-my-own-sub-tear-gosh-never-thought-it-would-happen-to-me/566816/30 "2011-01-11T16:35:36Z")
I thought this would be about having your own underwater vessel. Anyway, details, man! I want details! ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2011, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yay-i-have-my-own-sub-tear-gosh-never-thought-it-would-happen-to-me/566816/31 "2011-01-11T16:39:43Z")
Your name wouldn’t happen to be “Stedman,” would it? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yay-i-have-my-own-sub-tear-gosh-never-thought-it-would-happen-to-me/566816.md?page=1)