# Yay! She Went to Jail! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 15, 2007, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yay-she-went-to-jail/426492 "2007-11-15T04:29:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yay-she-went-to-jail/426492/1 "2007-11-15T04:29:50Z")
[Woman jailed for testicle attack.](http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4253849.stm) Got off too easy, though, I think. ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yay-she-went-to-jail/426492/2 "2007-11-15T05:17:08Z")
I hadn’t heard about the original attack. Man. That took balls. ---
**Author:** ![Annie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/858c86/32.png) [@Annie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yay-she-went-to-jail/426492/3 "2007-11-15T05:28:26Z")
Pulled off? _Pulled off??_ ---
**Author:** ![Ale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@Ale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ale)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yay-she-went-to-jail/426492/4 "2007-11-15T05:59:16Z")
😕 I… :dubious: I… I… :eek: I need therapy, right now. ---
**Author:** ![Testy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@Testy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Testy)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yay-she-went-to-jail/426492/5 "2007-11-15T06:06:05Z")
I particularly liked the “I am in no way a violent person” comment from her. She yanked one of the guys balls off and tried to **eat** it! I’d hate to see her definition of “violent.” Now there’s an ex from hell, sure enough. Testy ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yay-she-went-to-jail/426492/6 "2007-11-15T06:14:42Z")
[QUOTE=Siam Sam] Got off too easy, though, I think. [/QUOTE] Not me. I think he got off the hard way. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yay-she-went-to-jail/426492/7 "2007-11-15T06:41:56Z")
:eek: \< crosses legs \> ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yay-she-went-to-jail/426492/8 "2007-11-15T06:45:19Z")
Prison’s not so bad- she’ll have a ball. Or maybe she’ll hate it and go nuts. Either way. ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yay-she-went-to-jail/426492/9 "2007-11-15T08:28:36Z")
[Quote=from the article] A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: “That’s yours.” [/quote] How did _that_ go? “Here you go, buddy, I think one of your balls just dropped.” ---
**Author:** ![whiterabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/cab0a1/32.png) [@whiterabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whiterabbit)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yay-she-went-to-jail/426492/10 "2007-11-15T13:52:02Z")
I’m crossing my legs and I don’t even have testicles. Yikes! ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yay-she-went-to-jail/426492/11 "2007-11-15T14:34:14Z")
I thought a guy would like it when a woman put his balls in her mouth? ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yay-she-went-to-jail/426492/12 "2007-11-15T15:20:51Z")
[QUOTE=Siam Sam] [Woman jailed for testicle attack.](http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4253849.stm) Got off too easy, though, I think. [/QUOTE] Word. She’ll be out before the revolving door’s had time to stop spinning. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yay-she-went-to-jail/426492/13 "2007-11-15T15:34:02Z")
How hard must one yank in order to pull a testicle _ **off** _? Jeezum! :eek: How many kinds of crazy one must be in order to then proceed to try to _ **EAT IT** _? :eek: :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yay-she-went-to-jail/426492/14 "2007-11-15T15:41:02Z")
That is THE most fucked up thing I’ve heard in a long time. I’m pretty sure I would have murdered her right then and there. I would have been great irony if she choked on the testicle. ---
**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yay-she-went-to-jail/426492/15 "2007-11-15T15:48:43Z")
How. The. Fuck!?!? Do you pull a testicle off? I can’t - and really don’t want to - imagine the logistics. How’d she get one and not the other? There’s some things ya just don’t do. I think ripping a testicle off a guy is one of them. ---
**Author:** ![BaneSidhe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c5a1d2/32.png) [@BaneSidhe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BaneSidhe)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yay-she-went-to-jail/426492/16 "2007-11-15T15:53:21Z")
What in the holy hell? PULLED it off?? Now that, my friends, is a kind of crazy you can’t buy in stores. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yay-she-went-to-jail/426492/17 "2007-11-15T16:48:01Z")
When I was a kid, it really scared the hell out of me to hear about those karate dudes out there that could reach into your chest, pull out your heart and show it to you beore you died. Now there’s this… and from a drunk chick. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yay-she-went-to-jail/426492/18 "2007-11-15T17:00:37Z")
Yeah, there’s a vas deferens between self-defense and this kind of unprovoked balls-out attack. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yay-she-went-to-jail/426492/19 "2007-11-15T17:08:47Z")
[QUOTE=gigi] Yeah, there’s a vas deferens between self-defense and this kind of unprovoked balls-out attack. [/QUOTE] You win. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yay-she-went-to-jail/426492/20 "2007-11-15T17:27:06Z")
[QUOTE=Testy] I particularly liked the “I am in no way a violent person” comment from her. She yanked one of the guys balls off and tried to **eat** it! I’d hate to see her definition of “violent.” Now there’s an ex from hell, sure enough. Testy [/QUOTE] I’m sorry, Mr. or Ms. Horrible Homonym User Name, but you need to leave this thread right now. :eek: 😛 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yay-she-went-to-jail/426492.md?page=2)