# ydue u dothat?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ydue-u-dothat/161577>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 15, 2003, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ydue-u-dothat/161577 "2003-03-15T09:22:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ydue-u-dothat/161577/1 "2003-03-15T09:22:39Z")

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f u r gonig ot a message, broad wear: u esspect to find a answer, and u psot ur ?, why in the name of all that is good and right can you not take the time to get even close to spelling, punctuation, and/or grammar?

I’m not talking about a participle that’s left dangling, or a modifier that has failed to find its place, nor am I claiming to be the Lord High Panjandrum of Correctness. Lord knows I’ve made my share of errors. I suspect, based on my experience of watching pittings turn around (and this being my first) that I will probably suffer more from the posting than I would from not bothering to post, but I would like one straight explanation, from the heart, as to why none of the rules apply to you.

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**Author:** ![Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ydue-u-dothat/161577/2 "2003-03-15T10:12:36Z")

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You’re username is spelled incorrectly.  
😉

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**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ydue-u-dothat/161577/3 "2003-03-15T10:51:38Z")

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I’m sure it’s all a phase, **2trew**.

A damn long-lasting phase, but still a phase. Bloody annoying, though.

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**Author:** ![Kyomara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8edcca/32.png) [@Kyomara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyomara)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ydue-u-dothat/161577/4 "2003-03-15T10:52:22Z")

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So is you’re post. Its totally wrong.

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**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ydue-u-dothat/161577/5 "2003-03-15T11:12:05Z")

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Your being totally unfair. Its not like we cant still understand them, is it? They think their being cute! Why spoil there fun? Your a big meanie, thats what I think.

So what if some of there post’s take a little longer to read? Cant we be more understanding? They have just as much of a right to be hear as the rest of us do!

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ydue-u-dothat/161577/6 "2003-03-15T11:54:08Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Kyomara \*  
> \*\*So is you’re post. Its totally wrong. \*\*

That should be “ **It’s** totally wrong.”

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ydue-u-dothat/161577/7 "2003-03-15T11:55:19Z")

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And “So is **your** post.”

Just, you know, in the name of pedanticiocitiness.

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ydue-u-dothat/161577/8 "2003-03-15T11:56:21Z")

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You know …  
I can almost feel the breeze of that “whoosh” sailing right over my head.

I think I’ll go back to bed.

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**Author:** ![Early\_Out](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Early\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Early_Out)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ydue-u-dothat/161577/9 "2003-03-15T12:00:30Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Jack Batty \*  
> \*\*You know …  
> I can almost feel the breeze of that “whoosh” sailing right over my head.
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> I think I’ll go back to bed. \*\*

Since it only took you one minute to feel the breeze, I think we can all agree that you weren’t really whooshed. It doesn’t count unless someone _else_ has to point it out to you!

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ydue-u-dothat/161577/10 "2003-03-15T12:16:29Z")

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… Tell me about the rabbits, George …

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**Author:** ![bjohn13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@bjohn13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bjohn13)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ydue-u-dothat/161577/11 "2003-03-15T12:27:40Z")

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> \*Originally posted by yosemitebabe \*  
> \*\*Your being totally unfair. Its not like we cant still understand them, is it? They think their being cute! Why spoil there fun? Your a big meanie, thats what I think.
> 
> So what if some of there post’s take a little longer to read? Cant we be more understanding? They have just as much of a right to be hear as the rest of us do! \*\*

I think this is part of the point the OP was trying to make.

I am not perfect when I write either. I try to let little errors slip. Though I love to correct the errors of writing made by others when it comes to the written/spoken word, I have a much harder time spotting my own.

I do realize that oftentimes a gifted writer will intentionally scar the english language in an effort to make a point more eloquently.

However, the problem here lies much deeper than what originally meets the eye. I am a literal man. I go by exactly what is said or what can be implied from what is said. There are just so many instances in the English language where a small typo can completely change the meaning of what is trying to be conveyed.

A small example: “Your horseshit” means something a lot different than “You’re horsesht”.

Another example comes from a college paper I wrote about a decade ago. I remember it well, because my professor’s comment was one that taght me something. The course was Freshman (don’t laugh) English and the professor was Dr. Bennett (at the, formerly, Moorhead State University, now known as Minnesota State University, Moorhead). The (poorly) named title of the essay was “My Fear of Snow”.

I believe that the line in question can be understood quite easily in the context regardless of my error. However, I could see how someone who only knows english in a literal way would take it the wrong way. Here is the line:

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> As I had risen late and missed breakfast, it was almost noon before I had the chance to eat myself

My professors comment:

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> Did you really eat yourself?

So, as can be seen from these examples, even a slight error in writing can completely change the meaning of a passage.

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**Author:** ![Bren\_Cameron\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@Bren\_Cameron\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bren_Cameron_1)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ydue-u-dothat/161577/12 "2003-03-15T14:15:04Z")

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My, it’s breezy today. Must be those March winds.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ydue-u-dothat/161577/13 "2003-03-15T15:47:46Z")

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[Moderator underoos off]My personal opinion is that, if you don’t care about the message you put forth, why should _I_?[/Moderator underoos off]

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**Author:** ![belladonna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9fc29f/32.png) [@belladonna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/belladonna)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ydue-u-dothat/161577/14 "2003-03-15T16:53:45Z")

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Moderator Underoos?

Holy crap! Do the perks for you mods never end?

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**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ydue-u-dothat/161577/15 "2003-03-15T17:00:05Z")

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That’s way cooler than the trading cards.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ydue-u-dothat/161577/16 "2003-03-15T17:41:47Z")

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Not necessarily. My contract states that I have to send them off to Chicago for dry cleaning every Thursday, and somtimes I don’t get them back until the following Tuesday.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ydue-u-dothat/161577/17 "2003-03-15T17:53:58Z")

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That should be “none applies.” 😃

A more perplexing question is why Czarcasm used in one post “[moderator underoos on]…[/moderator underoos on]” & in the posting above he used “[moderator underoos off]…[/moderator underoos off].” Is this the fallout of a drinking game or what, Czar?

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ydue-u-dothat/161577/18 "2003-03-15T20:21:22Z")

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I like people who type like that. Makes it easy to figure out who I should ignore.

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**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ydue-u-dothat/161577/19 "2003-03-15T20:41:38Z")

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I think my favorites are the ones who type like morons, then try to say they’re a real good writer, they just don’t, you know, take the time to do it right…

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**Author:** ![Wikkit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@Wikkit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wikkit)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ydue-u-dothat/161577/20 "2003-03-15T23:39:19Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by yosemitebabe \*  
> \*\*Your being totally unfair. Its not like we cant still understand them, is it? They think their being cute! Why spoil there fun? Your a big meanie, thats what I think.
> 
> So what if some of there post’s take a little longer to read? Cant we be more understanding? They have just as much of a right to be hear as the rest of us do! \*\*

Your still trying two hard, **yosemitebabe**. You got the ‘right’ in the last sentece write. Your going too have two hand in you’re antihomonym dictionary.

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