# Yea, verily, and a geyser of soda hath erupted from my nose **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 15, 2002, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yea-verily-and-a-geyser-of-soda-hath-erupted-from-my-nose/114271 "2002-06-15T23:24:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2002, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yea-verily-and-a-geyser-of-soda-hath-erupted-from-my-nose/114271/1 "2002-06-15T23:24:06Z")
A sequential thread title I just read from page 2 of MPSIMS: _You want lurid details? Alright, FINE!_ posted by **Esprix** Followed immediately by _I have been poked in the butt for the last damn time!_ :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2002, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yea-verily-and-a-geyser-of-soda-hath-erupted-from-my-nose/114271/2 "2002-06-15T23:31:25Z")
😃 Beautiful! ---
**Author:** ![Siege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2002, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yea-verily-and-a-geyser-of-soda-hath-erupted-from-my-nose/114271/3 "2002-06-15T23:33:00Z")
So, of course, under this post is _Simply purrfect_ I couldn’t have said it better myself! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Kallessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7993a0/32.png) [@Kallessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallessa)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2002, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yea-verily-and-a-geyser-of-soda-hath-erupted-from-my-nose/114271/4 "2002-06-15T23:56:52Z")
You neglectd to mention that those two titles are sandwiched between: _I just received Spanish porn_ and _It’s late and I’m bored and I don’t wanna go to bed. . ._ Which makes a whole soda spitting conversation in my mind. ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2002, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yea-verily-and-a-geyser-of-soda-hath-erupted-from-my-nose/114271/5 "2002-06-16T06:16:10Z")
Yup, still right next to each other on page two…😃 ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2002, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yea-verily-and-a-geyser-of-soda-hath-erupted-from-my-nose/114271/6 "2002-06-16T06:52:56Z")
You’re all freaks. But I can respect that. Carry on. Esprix ---
**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2002, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yea-verily-and-a-geyser-of-soda-hath-erupted-from-my-nose/114271/7 "2002-06-16T07:42:27Z")
Can’t help noticing: \*I took a drug test today. I wanna see pictures!\* ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2002, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yea-verily-and-a-geyser-of-soda-hath-erupted-from-my-nose/114271/8 "2002-06-16T13:16:01Z")
I used a carton of cream that was two weeks past its freshness date (And right underneath) My friend’s going to surgery…send happy doper thoughts! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2002, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yea-verily-and-a-geyser-of-soda-hath-erupted-from-my-nose/114271/9 "2002-06-16T15:19:19Z")
I liked I’ve been poked in the but for the last time followed by How I scamed free beer from a nice gay guy ---
**Author:** ![dobbinaire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e79b87/32.png) [@dobbinaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dobbinaire)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2002, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yea-verily-and-a-geyser-of-soda-hath-erupted-from-my-nose/114271/10 "2002-06-16T15:32:18Z")
And a few spaces below this thread right now: Every time you buy a shamisen, God kills a kitten Simply purrfect ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2002, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yea-verily-and-a-geyser-of-soda-hath-erupted-from-my-nose/114271/11 "2002-06-16T16:29:14Z")
LOL! That is so appropo, **Euty**. I would have spewed some soda myself had I read that sequence. More good ones too, I see. _I got an ad for a vibrator!_ Followed by: _I love wacky Japanese items! Suggestions on wacky American items needed!_ 😃