# Yeah, but what's he laughing \*at\*? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 8, 2006, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-but-whats-he-laughing-at/347544 "2006-03-08T15:29:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2006, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-but-whats-he-laughing-at/347544/21 "2006-03-09T07:11:31Z")
“So when I came back to life, I was all [‘Gotcha Ya!’](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=1492370) Totally freaked them out! Oh, you should’a been there.” ---
**Author:** ![August\_West](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/august_west/32/18069_2.png) [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2006, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-but-whats-he-laughing-at/347544/22 "2006-03-09T13:27:35Z")
Someone told him about Intelligent Design ---
**Author:** ![DanBlather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@DanBlather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DanBlather)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2006, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-but-whats-he-laughing-at/347544/23 "2006-03-09T15:34:42Z")
Jesus: “What do you call the act?” Paul: “The Apostles” ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2006, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-but-whats-he-laughing-at/347544/24 "2006-03-09T15:58:35Z")
> [@DanBlather](#): > > Jesus: “What do you call the act?” > > Paul: “The Apostles” **embarrassing snorty laughter** ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2006, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-but-whats-he-laughing-at/347544/25 "2006-03-09T17:34:19Z")
He put a whoopie cushion on the seat to his left. God made a farty noise when he sat. ---
**Author:** ![Uvula\_Donor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e19adc/32.png) [@Uvula\_Donor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uvula_Donor)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2006, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-but-whats-he-laughing-at/347544/26 "2006-03-09T18:33:33Z")
Longinus is tickling his side with a spear. ---
**Author:** ![MessyPaint](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@MessyPaint](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MessyPaint)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2006, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-but-whats-he-laughing-at/347544/27 "2006-03-09T20:27:41Z")
Actually, I think he might be choking on a tootsie roll. Let’s ask iGod. Me: Hey God, Is Jesus choking on a tootsie roll? God: The question is whether or not he is choking, but where the tootsie roll might have come from in the first place? Me: Oh God, your such a poet. God: Cool but, if you could have any kind of robot what would it be? :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![MessyPaint](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@MessyPaint](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MessyPaint)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2006, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-but-whats-he-laughing-at/347544/28 "2006-03-09T20:29:15Z")
okay, so I made that up. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2006, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-but-whats-he-laughing-at/347544/29 "2006-03-09T20:38:32Z")
Someone just asked him, “Hey, Jesus, will ‘Christian’ hatemongers and televangelists really have a place in Heaven when they die?” ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2006, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-but-whats-he-laughing-at/347544/30 "2006-03-09T20:43:22Z")
That’s his O face. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2006, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-but-whats-he-laughing-at/347544/31 "2006-03-09T20:44:41Z")
He’s observed that a lifetime of ministry and his gruesome sacrifice on the cross has finally come down to T-shirts printed with poorly-rendered pastel sketches of him being flogged on the internet, of course. Hell of a punchline! ---
**Author:** ![Sean\_Factotum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Sean\_Factotum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sean_Factotum)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2006, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-but-whats-he-laughing-at/347544/32 "2006-03-09T20:50:47Z")
> [@Cervaise](#): > > That’s his O face. [hijack] Now I remember where I saw that guy who was in _Sons & Daughters_ the other night. Thanks. [/hijack] As for the laughing: “You mean someone actually tried to pass a camel through the eye of a needle? It was a parable, for My sake!” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-but-whats-he-laughing-at/347544.md?page=1)