# Yeah, definately going to hell

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-definately-going-to-hell/34639>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 26, 2000, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-definately-going-to-hell/34639 "2000-09-26T18:20:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-definately-going-to-hell/34639/1 "2000-09-26T18:20:36Z")

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Warning to anyone who is offended by religious humor…Stay away from this link. Consider yourselves warned.  
Now, for the rest of us – this is pretty damn funny.

[click here]([http://www.normalbobsmith.com/jesusdressup.html#](http://www.normalbobsmith.com/jesusdressup.html#)

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**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-definately-going-to-hell/34639/2 "2000-09-26T18:33:11Z")

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I draw the line at mocking my savior but I have to admit that the “hang in there baby” sign took a warped mind.

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**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-definately-going-to-hell/34639/3 "2000-09-26T19:14:59Z")

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I saw it on OpalCat’s forum.

I laughed then, I laugh now.

And yes, I am a Christian.

–Tim

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**Author:** ![Profane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47774/32.png) [@Profane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Profane)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-definately-going-to-hell/34639/4 "2000-09-26T19:36:02Z")

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Jesus in daisy dukes. Scary.

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**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-definately-going-to-hell/34639/5 "2000-09-26T19:52:28Z")

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Oh yeah, in a fuckin’ handbasket…

While the “hang in there baby” was bad, wasn’t it John Larroquette who said that he just couldn’t join a religion that used a dead boy on a stick as it’s logo?

Oh Lord, that chapped a few Catholics…

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-definately-going-to-hell/34639/6 "2000-09-26T22:36:29Z")

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Bah hah hahahahhahah. That’s great.

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-definately-going-to-hell/34639/7 "2000-09-26T22:41:08Z")

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Bwahahahaha!! That one goes right in my favorites list! LoL 😃

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**Author:** ![Neil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/839c29/32.png) [@Neil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neil)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-definately-going-to-hell/34639/8 "2000-09-27T01:28:36Z")

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So Jesus enters an inn, goes up to the innkeeper, puts three nails on the counter, and says “Can you put me up for the night?”

Sorry. 🙂

-Neil