# Yeah, I'm gonna get firfed from work. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 13, 2012, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-im-gonna-get-firfed-from-work/609429 "2012-01-13T20:36:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2012, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-im-gonna-get-firfed-from-work/609429/41 "2012-01-17T16:03:49Z")
Thanks for a great laugh, I really needed that! “Me: I’m too shocked to make any words come out of my mouth.” LOL! ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2012, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-im-gonna-get-firfed-from-work/609429/42 "2012-01-17T16:25:44Z")
Man, if I firfed at work, I’d get fired. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2012, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-im-gonna-get-firfed-from-work/609429/43 "2012-01-17T18:07:59Z")
Firf this! What a bunch of firfers. Firf. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2012, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-im-gonna-get-firfed-from-work/609429/44 "2012-01-17T22:48:58Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > Man, if I firfed at work, I’d get fired. I firfed at work once. Problem was the fcol matter that was expelled. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2012, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-im-gonna-get-firfed-from-work/609429/45 "2012-01-17T23:11:10Z")
> [@ShibbOleth](#): > > I firfed at work once. Problem was the fcol matter that was expelled. Santorum? ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2012, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-im-gonna-get-firfed-from-work/609429/46 "2012-01-18T22:34:15Z")
Isn’t Santorum some sort of Shith Lord? Darth Rectum? ---
**Author:** ![SciFiSam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/47e85d/32.png) [@SciFiSam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SciFiSam)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2012, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-im-gonna-get-firfed-from-work/609429/47 "2012-01-18T23:46:32Z")
Damn. I’m self-employed - don’t think I want to firf myself. Cool boss, though. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2012, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-im-gonna-get-firfed-from-work/609429/48 "2012-01-18T23:53:52Z")
Would a person who was firfed eligible for funemployment benefits? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2012, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-im-gonna-get-firfed-from-work/609429/49 "2012-01-19T01:05:08Z")
When I’m all alone I firf myself. I firf slowly slowly slowly getting faster, once I start firfing it’s very hard to stop. ---
**Author:** ![fifty-six](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@fifty-six](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fifty-six)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2012, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-im-gonna-get-firfed-from-work/609429/50 "2012-01-19T01:28:26Z")
Its a good thing your boss let you rush home from work you could post this. ---
**Author:** ![Ostrya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/35a633/32.png) [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2012, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-im-gonna-get-firfed-from-work/609429/51 "2012-01-19T11:21:24Z")
Who’s on firf? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2012, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-im-gonna-get-firfed-from-work/609429/52 "2012-01-19T14:45:49Z")
> [@the lone cashew](#): > > Who’s on firf? Yef. ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2012, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-im-gonna-get-firfed-from-work/609429/53 "2012-01-19T15:40:34Z")
> [@the lone cashew](#): > > Who’s on firf? I don’t know… Fird base!! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-im-gonna-get-firfed-from-work/609429.md?page=2)