# Yeah, I'm pretty much an idiot, yes? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 6, 2010, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-im-pretty-much-an-idiot-yes/545705 "2010-07-06T13:02:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 19
**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2010, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-im-pretty-much-an-idiot-yes/545705/361 "2010-08-10T22:59:00Z")
> [@zweisamkeit](#): > > > [@Cuckoorex](#): > > > > I’m planning a Facebook page and a YouTube channel exclusively devoted to informing people all over the world regarding the current status of the situation; I want it done right, so it’ll take some time. In the meantime this thread will serve as the base for an elaborate viral marketing campaign with the same goal. > > > > Usually your diction is excellent, but the preferred term in my neck of the woods is “banging,” not “porking.” > > Good attempt at throwing snark at “the haters”, my old chap! You need to refine your technique, though; a bit too much emotion comes through which shows you are bothered by said “haters”. Sadly, this just increases the amusement factor. ☹ Well, I am here to entertain, after all. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2010, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-im-pretty-much-an-idiot-yes/545705/362 "2010-08-10T23:34:34Z")
> [@Cuckoorex](#): > > Well, I am here to entertain, after all. You’re doing a great job. ---
**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-im-pretty-much-an-idiot-yes/545705/363 "2010-08-11T00:29:08Z")
I feel an obligation now to update for my loyal subscribers; Mary and I had a few drinks today and talked; she decided that she’s not getting back with the ex after all. We talked for a few hours over drinks and she is in many ways similar to Lauren, except she’s never been married and has no kids. She told me the tragic story about how she got engaged to someone way too quickly and has a wedding dress she hasn’t used from five years ago. She is also very book-smart (like Ashley) and I still find her interesting. I know Lauren and I aren’t exclusive, but sometimes people will say they aren’t exclusive and then they’ll get upset if the other party sees someone else. I really do care about Lauren and don’t want to make her feel badly, but Mary is interesting to me in a different way, we’re just going to hang out together tomorrow night, but I’m going to ask her out again, I think. ---
**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-im-pretty-much-an-idiot-yes/545705/364 "2010-08-11T00:42:28Z")
You need a blog ---
**Author:** ![zweisamkeit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zweisamkeit/32/4360_2.png) [@zweisamkeit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zweisamkeit)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-im-pretty-much-an-idiot-yes/545705/365 "2010-08-11T01:16:44Z")
> [@Cuckoorex](#): > > > [@DiosaBellissima](#): > > > > You mean “throwing shade”- only oldsters say “throwing snark” anymore. 😉 > > Ha! You just got snarkblocked! Sure I did, boo. :: pats head :: ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-im-pretty-much-an-idiot-yes/545705/366 "2010-08-11T01:18:16Z")
> [@zweisamkeit](#): > > > [@Cuckoorex](#): > > > > Ha! You just got snarkblocked! > > Sure I did, boo. :: pats head :: Now Cucks, when she says “boo,” it’s a term of endearment amongst the youth. She’s not trying to scare you. ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-im-pretty-much-an-idiot-yes/545705/367 "2010-08-11T01:18:39Z")
> [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](#): > > You need a blog Are blogs still popular? I mean, for regular people? ---
**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-im-pretty-much-an-idiot-yes/545705/368 "2010-08-11T01:27:13Z")
> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#): > > > [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](#): > > > > You need a blog > > Are blogs still popular? I mean, for regular people? Probably not, but [sneakbragging.com](http://sneakbragging.com) is available and he seems unlikely to run out of stream anytime soon. ---
**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-im-pretty-much-an-idiot-yes/545705/369 "2010-08-11T02:10:39Z")
> [@DiosaBellissima](#): > > > [@zweisamkeit](#): > > > > Sure I did, boo. :: pats head :: > > Now Cucks, when she says “boo,” it’s a term of endearment amongst the youth. She’s not trying to scare you. Oh come on, you’ve already determined that women inspire fear within me; that ‘boo’ is gonna give me nightmares! ---
**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-im-pretty-much-an-idiot-yes/545705/370 "2010-08-11T02:14:35Z")
> [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](#): > > > [@Nzinga\_Seated](#): > > > > Are blogs still popular? I mean, for regular people? > > Probably not, but [sneakbragging.com](http://sneakbragging.com) is available and he seems unlikely to run out of stream anytime soon. Thanks for checking for me. I was too busy distributing pamphlets declaring that I was banging (or porking, depending on locale) someone to check on that. But I would still go with stealth-bragging, so if you want to grab that one, go ahead. ---
**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-im-pretty-much-an-idiot-yes/545705/371 "2010-08-11T02:21:56Z")
If you really have a pathological need to respond to every single comment in the thread you should maybe give it a bit more thought and make the responses funny. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-im-pretty-much-an-idiot-yes/545705/372 "2010-08-11T02:31:06Z")
> [@SoulFrost](#): > > > [@Nzinga\_Seated](#): > > > > My kingdom for a link. > > The whole sad and sordid story: > > [Girlfriend is spending a lot of time talking to a new guy friend of hers online. Should I worry? - In My Humble Opinion - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=562143) To be fair, the girl DID ask him for a hug – at least he was able to resist that. As for **Cuckoorex** , I don’t even know why he’s bothering with this thread anymore. ---
**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-im-pretty-much-an-idiot-yes/545705/373 "2010-08-11T02:50:30Z")
> [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](#): > > If you really have a pathological need to respond to every single comment in the thread you should maybe give it a bit more thought and make the responses funny. Oh, like yours are such knee-slappers. ---
**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-im-pretty-much-an-idiot-yes/545705/374 "2010-08-11T02:51:54Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > > [@SoulFrost](#): > > > > The whole sad and sordid story: > > > > [Girlfriend is spending a lot of time talking to a new guy friend of hers online. Should I worry? - In My Humble Opinion - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=562143) > > To be fair, the girl DID ask him for a hug – at least he was able to resist that. > As for **Cuckoorex** , I don’t even know why he’s bothering with this thread anymore. Auto-Schadenfreude. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-im-pretty-much-an-idiot-yes/545705/375 "2010-08-11T03:43:54Z")
> [@Cuckoorex](#): > > > [@Guinastasia](#): > > > > As for **Cuckoorex** , I don’t even know why he’s bothering with this thread anymore. > > Auto-Schadenfreude. Hey! Leave me out of this! ---
**Author:** ![Lobot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ce7236/32.png) [@Lobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobot)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 9:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-im-pretty-much-an-idiot-yes/545705/376 "2010-08-11T09:11:31Z")
> [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](#): > > Probably not, but [sneakbragging.com](http://sneakbragging.com) is available and he seems unlikely to run out of stream anytime soon. So is [dramaddiction.com](http://dramaddiction.com), which seems more fitting to me. ---
**Author:** ![DragonAsh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/db5fbb/32.png) [@DragonAsh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DragonAsh)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-im-pretty-much-an-idiot-yes/545705/377 "2010-08-11T09:33:54Z")
> [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](#): > > > [@Nzinga\_Seated](#): > > > > Are blogs still popular? I mean, for regular people? > > Probably not, but [del]sneak[/del] **stealthbragging**.com is available and he seems unlikely to run out of stream anytime soon. There, fixed that for you. Might be the one and only thing Cuckoorex and I agree on… ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-im-pretty-much-an-idiot-yes/545705/378 "2010-08-11T14:26:48Z")
> [@DragonAsh](#): > > > [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](#): > > > > Probably not, but [del]sneak[/del] **stealthbragging**.com is available and he seems unlikely to run out of stream anytime soon. > > There, fixed that for you. > > Might be the one and only thing Cuckoorex and I agree on… I tried to let it slide in the other thread. But you know what I think? I think you want a big black woman to turn you over her knee. That’s why you keep taunting me with your bastardization of the correct term, sneakbragging™. You want me to spank you. You weirdo. But hey, whatever gets your motor running. Lemme get my belt. ---
**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-im-pretty-much-an-idiot-yes/545705/379 "2010-08-11T14:51:05Z")
Hey, get a room/your own thread! ---
**Author:** ![DragonAsh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/db5fbb/32.png) [@DragonAsh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DragonAsh)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-im-pretty-much-an-idiot-yes/545705/380 "2010-08-11T14:51:54Z")
> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#): > > > [@DragonAsh](#): > > > > There, fixed that for you. > > > > Might be the one and only thing Cuckoorex and I agree on… > > I tried to let it slide in the other thread. But you know what I think? I think you want a big black woman to turn you over her knee. That’s why you keep taunting me with your bastardization of the correct term, sneakbragging™. You want me to spank you. You weirdo. You silver-tongued devil you, flattery will get you everywhere. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-im-pretty-much-an-idiot-yes/545705.md?page=18) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-im-pretty-much-an-idiot-yes/545705.md?page=20)