# Yeah, I'm pretty much an idiot, yes? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 6, 2010, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-im-pretty-much-an-idiot-yes/545705 "2010-07-06T13:02:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 21
**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2010, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-im-pretty-much-an-idiot-yes/545705/401 "2010-08-12T19:36:29Z")
> [@DiosaBellissima](#): > > > [@MN\_Maenad](#): > > > > That’s a nice Madonna/whore thing you got going on with Lauren and Mary, good for you. > > But he does get his dick sucked, right? Then it’s fine. He’s a _nice guy_, you guys. Don’t forget that. Nah, I was a nice guy before this thread; now I’m a narcissistic douchebag asshole drama queen stealth-bragging guy who is not assertive enough, except when I am, in which case I’m a womanizing dirtbag as well. ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2010, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-im-pretty-much-an-idiot-yes/545705/402 "2010-08-12T19:58:29Z")
> [@Cuckoorex](#): > > > [@DiosaBellissima](#): > > > > But he does get his dick sucked, right? Then it’s fine. He’s a _nice guy_, you guys. Don’t forget that. > > Nah, I was a nice guy before this thread; now I’m a narcissistic douchebag asshole drama queen stealth-bragging guy who is not assertive enough, except when I am, in which case I’m a womanizing dirtbag as well. You could have saved us the trouble and just put this in your OP. ---
**Author:** ![zweisamkeit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zweisamkeit/32/4360_2.png) [@zweisamkeit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zweisamkeit)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2010, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-im-pretty-much-an-idiot-yes/545705/403 "2010-08-12T20:53:31Z")
> [@MN\_Maenad](#): > > > [@Cuckoorex](#): > > > > About eight hours from now I’ll be hanging out with Mary; i like her and she doesn’t seem like the kind to substitute physical and emotional intimacy so interchangibly. > > That’s a nice Madonna/whore thing you got going on with Lauren and Mary, good for you. Wow, seriously. First you complain that Lauren isn’t fucking you (just the occasional hand job). Now she’s fucking you and you decide to go with Mary because she’s obviously a better person… because she’s not fucking you. Which one do you want, again? ---
**Author:** ![PotLuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbce88/32.png) [@PotLuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PotLuck)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2010, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-im-pretty-much-an-idiot-yes/545705/404 "2010-08-12T21:19:14Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > > [@PotLuck](#): > > > > This, in a nutshell. As soon as the clarity of “I don’t have any illusions that this is going to turn into something lasting” devolved into “I know Lauren and I aren’t exclusive, but sometimes people will say they aren’t exclusive and then they’ll get upset if the other party sees someone else”, I ceased believing that **Cuckoorex** was looking for anything but an audience. Bring on the snark! > > Ah, are you thinking of the whole, “MartEEN” crap? I’d actually forgotten all about that nonsense, damn you! But no, I was still on board at that point because I thought there was still hope. > [@](#): > > **zweisamkeit** : Wow, seriously. First you complain that Lauren isn’t fucking you (just the occasional hand job). Now she’s fucking you and you decide to go with Mary because she’s obviously a better person… because she’s not fucking you. Which one do you want, again? This. **Cuckoorex** , your Madonna/Whore complex is loathsome. ---
**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2010, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-im-pretty-much-an-idiot-yes/545705/405 "2010-08-13T01:25:14Z")
> [@PotLuck](#): > > > [@Guinastasia](#): > > > > Ah, are you thinking of the whole, “MartEEN” crap? > > I’d actually forgotten all about that nonsense, damn you! But no, I was still on board at that point because I thought there was still hope. > > > [@](#): > > > > **zweisamkeit** : Wow, seriously. First you complain that Lauren isn’t fucking you (just the occasional hand job). Now she’s fucking you and you decide to go with Mary because she’s obviously a better person… because she’s not fucking you. Which one do you want, again? > > This. **Cuckoorex** , your Madonna/Whore complex is loathsome. Mary isn’t necessarily a _better_ person than Lauren; she’s got less baggage but I’m not interested in her or think that she’s better because we’re not fucking. You people are overstating the “madonna” aspect here; Mary is definitely not a virgin and she probably has at least a dirtier sense of humor than me. ---
**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2010, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-im-pretty-much-an-idiot-yes/545705/406 "2010-08-13T01:28:55Z")
As cor what I really want; I wasn’t sure before, but I think I want something like what is going on with Lauren at the moment, because I was unhappy being just friends but I am not looking to settle down and get married either. So I think I’m just looking for a like-minded woman. ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2010, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-im-pretty-much-an-idiot-yes/545705/407 "2010-08-13T14:48:14Z")
I can’t wait to see what this thread is like in ten years. I have a feeling it will still be going strong and we’ll be talking about some new barflies (and the old ones, too, I’m sure) that Cuckoorex is still trying to talk into tugging his junk. ---
**Author:** ![DragonAsh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/db5fbb/32.png) [@DragonAsh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DragonAsh)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2010, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-im-pretty-much-an-idiot-yes/545705/408 "2010-08-13T16:21:32Z")
I know someone who went through exactly the same thing as Cuckoorex. The indecision, the self-doubt, the drama. Thankfully it all ended by the time he finished junior high. ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2010, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-im-pretty-much-an-idiot-yes/545705/409 "2010-08-13T18:42:10Z")
> [@Bob Ducca](#): > > I can’t wait to see what this thread is like in ten years. I have a feeling it will still be going strong and we’ll be talking about some new barflies (and the old ones, too, I’m sure) that Cuckoorex is still trying to talk into tugging his junk. So Quelnor of Tartaka still isn’t returning my calls, and talking to her hive-mates, I think she’s gone back to her home planet to build an egg deposit. I just found out that Janet is a cyborg, which is why she won’t stay over - she needs to recharge - and I feel somewhat betrayed that she hadn’t told me this before. On the other hand, not only is Karen a clone, but there is the possibility of a threesome, or even up to a a sevensome, if only I can talk them into it. What should I do? ---
**Author:** ![Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_News_Baboon)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2010, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-im-pretty-much-an-idiot-yes/545705/410 "2010-08-14T05:00:21Z")
[Love connection?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=574294) ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2010, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-im-pretty-much-an-idiot-yes/545705/412 "2010-08-14T23:47:36Z")
> [@SPASM](#): > > good thread Welcome to the Dope, **SPASM**. Nice name, I’m surprised it hadn’t already been taken. ---
**Author:** ![salinqmind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@salinqmind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/salinqmind)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2010, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-im-pretty-much-an-idiot-yes/545705/413 "2010-08-15T03:38:28Z")
> [@attack from the 3rd dimension](#): > > > [@bob ducca](#): > > > > i can’t wait to see what this thread is like in ten years. I have a feeling it will still be going strong and we’ll be talking about some new barflies (and the old ones, too, i’m sure) that cuckoorex is still trying to talk into tugging his junk. > > so quelnor of tartaka still isn’t returning my calls, and talking to her hive-mates, i think she’s gone back to her home planet to build an egg deposit. I just found out that janet is a cyborg, which is why she won’t stay over - she needs to recharge - and i feel somewhat betrayed that she hadn’t told me this before. On the other hand, not only is karen a clone, but there is the possibility of a threesome, or even up to a a sevensome, if only i can talk them into it. > > What should i do? 😃 This is the funniest thing I’ve read all month. ---
**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2010, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-im-pretty-much-an-idiot-yes/545705/414 "2010-08-15T21:52:26Z")
> [@salinqmind](#): > > > [@attack from the 3rd dimension](#): > > > > so quelnor of tartaka still isn’t returning my calls, and talking to her hive-mates, i think she’s gone back to her home planet to build an egg deposit. I just found out that janet is a cyborg, which is why she won’t stay over - she needs to recharge - and i feel somewhat betrayed that she hadn’t told me this before. On the other hand, not only is karen a clone, but there is the possibility of a threesome, or even up to a a sevensome, if only i can talk them into it. > > > > What should i do? > > 😃 This is the funniest thing I’ve read all month. It is pretty funny, I agree. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2010, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-im-pretty-much-an-idiot-yes/545705/415 "2010-08-15T23:10:09Z")
> [@Cuckoorex](#): > > > [@salinqmind](#): > > > > 😃 This is the funniest thing I’ve read all month. > > It is pretty funny, I agree. 🙂 You killed it. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2010, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-im-pretty-much-an-idiot-yes/545705/416 "2010-08-16T08:15:48Z")
> [@Autolycus](#): > > > [@Cuckoorex](#): > > > > It is pretty funny, I agree. 🙂 > > You killed it. Hahahahaha! He can’t catch a break. ---
**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2010, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-im-pretty-much-an-idiot-yes/545705/417 "2010-08-16T17:47:14Z")
LOL I catch more breaks than I deserve anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Clockwork\_Jackal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b5e925/32.png) [@Clockwork\_Jackal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clockwork_Jackal)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-im-pretty-much-an-idiot-yes/545705/418 "2010-08-17T03:05:14Z")
Can we go back to the haikus? I loved the haikus. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![nuggz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/278dde/32.png) [@nuggz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nuggz)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-im-pretty-much-an-idiot-yes/545705/419 "2010-08-17T16:29:02Z")
> [@Bad\_News\_Baboon](#): > > [Love connection?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=574294) ugh, not funny in the least. I’m pretty sure I’ve taken responsibility for my actions and the results thereof. Unlike this guy, who is making excuses for everything that he is doing and the results of these actions. At least that is what I choose to believe… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-im-pretty-much-an-idiot-yes/545705/420 "2010-08-17T17:03:43Z")
> [@nuggz](#): > > > [@Bad\_News\_Baboon](#): > > > > [Love connection?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=574294) > > ugh, not funny in the least. I’m pretty sure I’ve taken responsibility for my actions and the results thereof. Unlike this guy, who is making excuses for everything that he is doing and the results of these actions. > > At least that is what I choose to believe… 😉 Curses! \*\*Cuckoorex \*\* is once again rejected. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-im-pretty-much-an-idiot-yes/545705/421 "2010-08-18T07:15:00Z")
> [@DiosaBellissima](#): > > > [@nuggz](#): > > > > ugh, not funny in the least. I’m pretty sure I’ve taken responsibility for my actions and the results thereof. Unlike this guy, who is making excuses for everything that he is doing and the results of these actions. > > > > At least that is what I choose to believe… 😉 > > Curses! \*\*Cuckoorex \*\* is once again rejected. ☹ I get rejected when I lead with the whiney artist who really wants love part of me. Ya know, I do realize I’ve been using this thread like a blog or livejournal, and I know that opens me up to hecklers and criticism. Diowhateverhernameis is right, whatever I put out here is fair game. But ya know, it’s not like I go around talking about any of this, to strangers or friends or family. I write about it here mainly for two reasons; one, I’m pretty sure there’s only two people on this board that know me personally, and two, the heckling and snark and all that is coming from people that I don’t know anyway; they might be right or wrong, but ultimately it doesn’t matter. The people who keep saying I must be really bothered by the haters to keep responding to them; I don’t expect to ever convince you otherwise, but you just don’t know me. My reasons for responding to these posts are my own, I don’t expect you to understand. But I’d also really appreciate it if you stopped pretending like you DO understand, and how you’re oh so much better; that’s actually more pathetic than me using a message board to vent. I was actually going to post an update, but I’m pretty sure no one reading this would believe it anyway, so I won’t. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-im-pretty-much-an-idiot-yes/545705.md?page=20) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-im-pretty-much-an-idiot-yes/545705.md?page=22)