# Yeah, I'm pretty much an idiot, yes?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-im-pretty-much-an-idiot-yes/545705>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 6, 2010, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-im-pretty-much-an-idiot-yes/545705 "2010-07-06T13:02:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2010, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-im-pretty-much-an-idiot-yes/545705/502 "2010-08-26T17:43:26Z")

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> [@AClockworkMelon](#):
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> It wouldn’t be a half-assed hand job anymore. :3

I knew Palin was on to something. . .

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**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2010, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-im-pretty-much-an-idiot-yes/545705/503 "2010-08-26T17:52:56Z")

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Why, did she wink at you when she was giving you a tug?

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**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2010, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-im-pretty-much-an-idiot-yes/545705/504 "2010-08-26T18:04:36Z")

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> [@AClockworkMelon](#):
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> Why, did she wink at you when she was giving you a tug?

She winked at me when she was trying to fuck me during the last election. Duh.

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**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2010, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-im-pretty-much-an-idiot-yes/545705/505 "2010-08-26T18:36:06Z")

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So she winked at you when she was giving you a tug?

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**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2010, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-im-pretty-much-an-idiot-yes/545705/506 "2010-08-26T18:56:19Z")

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> [@AClockworkMelon](#):
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> So she winked at you when she was giving you a tug?

Yes ☹

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**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2010, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-im-pretty-much-an-idiot-yes/545705/507 "2010-08-26T19:07:19Z")

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> [@DiosaBellissima](#):
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> > [@AClockworkMelon](#):
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> > So she winked at you when she was giving you a tug?
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> Yes ☹

Ha.

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