# Yeah, I've got pretty eyes. You really didn't need to tell me **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 15, 2012, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-ive-got-pretty-eyes-you-really-didnt-need-to-tell-me/625205 "2012-06-15T04:30:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-ive-got-pretty-eyes-you-really-didnt-need-to-tell-me/625205/41 "2012-06-15T16:43:14Z")
Did she lift a boom box over her head and blast Peter Gabriel? ---
**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-ive-got-pretty-eyes-you-really-didnt-need-to-tell-me/625205/42 "2012-06-15T16:46:01Z")
I get that reaction sometimes when I wear green contacts. Sometimes I’ll admit to wearing contacts, and sometimes not…it’s sort of fun. ---
**Author:** ![Sateryn76](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Sateryn76](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sateryn76)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-ive-got-pretty-eyes-you-really-didnt-need-to-tell-me/625205/43 "2012-06-15T17:00:51Z")
> [@sleestak](#): > > Wow, I guess I didn’t include nearly.enough smilies in my first post. > > My fiancee shot me the look, then it went away. It was a two second thing and that was it. We continued on to have a wondeful day. > > Sweet babydoll is one of my pet names for my girl. Don’t like it? Bummer. > > Third, the sales lady was over the top . And Disney doesn’t do commission. > > Geez, can’t even tell a mildly funny story around here anymore with out half the board pulling out the judgemental hammer. > > Slee But why would your fiancee shoot you a “look”? A look about what? You being considered responsible for other people’s actions = a little crazy in my book. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-ive-got-pretty-eyes-you-really-didnt-need-to-tell-me/625205/44 "2012-06-15T17:04:28Z")
Yeah, well maybe he was wigglin those eyes around a bit, know what I’m sayin? People see a nice pair of eyes shakin their thang… I heard that (two snaps up) ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-ive-got-pretty-eyes-you-really-didnt-need-to-tell-me/625205/45 "2012-06-15T17:15:13Z")
> [@scratch\_llll](#): > > But you have such beautiful eyes. No, really, I want to pluck them out and rub them on my face. I want to bathe with them and dry my lonely tears with them. I want to build an altar and sacrifice small animals to them. No really, I want to put them under my pillow and touch them often in the night. I want to keep them in my pocket and look at them when nobody is around. > > Wait… where are you going?.. bring your eyes back to me. May I tempt you with some buckeyes? Or would that just be gross? ---
**Author:** ![Enuma\_Elish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5e9695/32.png) [@Enuma\_Elish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enuma_Elish)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-ive-got-pretty-eyes-you-really-didnt-need-to-tell-me/625205/46 "2012-06-15T17:40:37Z")
I think you should have laid your woman down and made passionate love to her right on the shop floor . . . and then left . . . without buying anything! ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-ive-got-pretty-eyes-you-really-didnt-need-to-tell-me/625205/47 "2012-06-15T17:53:05Z")
> [@Enuma\_Elish](#): > > I think you should have laid your woman down and made passionate love to her right on the shop floor . . . and then left . . . without buying anything! That seems reasonable. ---
**Author:** ![Enuma\_Elish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5e9695/32.png) [@Enuma\_Elish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enuma_Elish)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-ive-got-pretty-eyes-you-really-didnt-need-to-tell-me/625205/48 "2012-06-15T17:54:46Z")
Sarcastic hyperbole always is. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Taomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Taomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taomist)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-ive-got-pretty-eyes-you-really-didnt-need-to-tell-me/625205/49 "2012-06-15T18:25:25Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > Yeah, well maybe he was wigglin those eyes around a bit, know what I’m sayin? People see a nice pair of eyes shakin their thang… I heard that (two snaps up) :p:p ---
**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-ive-got-pretty-eyes-you-really-didnt-need-to-tell-me/625205/50 "2012-06-15T18:31:40Z")
Aw, come on. If you post things like this, you should expect a little ribbing. And sweet babydoll really does need to lighten up, too. You can’t control when 25 year old hotties flirt with you, but, I assume, you CAN control your penis. And that is all that should matter. ---
**Author:** ![Emtar\_KronJonDerSohn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@Emtar\_KronJonDerSohn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emtar_KronJonDerSohn)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-ive-got-pretty-eyes-you-really-didnt-need-to-tell-me/625205/51 "2012-06-15T18:41:55Z")
> [@PunditLisa](#): > > Aw, come on. If you post things like this, you should expect a little ribbing. > > And sweet babydoll really does need to lighten up, too. You can’t control when 25 year old hotties flirt with you, but, I assume, you CAN control your penis. And that is all that should matter. Ya, I no, rite? Me and my sweet baby doll cotton candy glitter confetti boo-boo honey bunny care bear firecracker sex pistol cougar dirty panda cinnamon girl have this rule: as long as I remember where home is and drag my dick there by the time the street lights are on, it’s all good! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-ive-got-pretty-eyes-you-really-didnt-need-to-tell-me/625205/52 "2012-06-15T18:46:07Z")
> [@Emtar\_KronJonDerSohn](#): > > Ya, I no, rite? Me and my **sweet baby doll cotton candy glitter confetti boo-boo honey bunny care bear firecracker sex pistol cougar dirty panda cinnamon girl** have this rule: as long as I remember where home is and drag my dick there by the time the street lights are on, it’s all good! You used to write spam, didn’t you? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Emtar\_KronJonDerSohn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@Emtar\_KronJonDerSohn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emtar_KronJonDerSohn)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-ive-got-pretty-eyes-you-really-didnt-need-to-tell-me/625205/53 "2012-06-15T19:00:48Z")
All the time, bro! Composing protein of dubious veracity is my speciality!!!11 high five! ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-ive-got-pretty-eyes-you-really-didnt-need-to-tell-me/625205/54 "2012-06-15T20:14:32Z")
> [@olivesmarch4th](#): > > Ok, anyone else want to see these beaaaautiful eyes? OP is shy, but I’m sure he won’t mind if I oblige a reasonable request. Not only deep, dark blue, but [anime huge](http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&biw=1180&bih=614&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=l-jwEsG1qxEMXM:&imgrefurl=http://www.kawiforums.com/2005-2006-zx-6r/131158-sold-bike-5.html&docid=4xbAAXM-lGTFTM&imgurl=http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh305/rileykev/sleestak.jpg&w=265&h=400&ei=pJbbT--9DOTi2QX_pY2IBg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=742&vpy=36&dur=2356&hovh=276&hovw=183&tx=92&ty=178&sig=110225027517486281499&page=1&tbnh=119&tbnw=80&start=0&ndsp=21&ved=1t:429,r:18,s:0,i:197)! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-ive-got-pretty-eyes-you-really-didnt-need-to-tell-me/625205.md?page=2)