Euty Uke, there is something TubaDiva never told about your father.
Uke She told me enough. She told me you murdered him.
Euty Uke, I am your father.
Uke That’s not true! That’s impossible!
Euty Join me and we can moderate a new forum.
Uke Cool!
I thought all mods were issued jackboots, with the exception of a single pair of clogs.
Huzzah and hoorah for a new forum and a shiny new moderator! It’s brilliant! Rah rah rah!
I can’t wait until Uke lets “Little Ike, age 7” moderate the forum. It will be so precious!
[QUOTE**
Euty Uke, there is something TubaDiva never told about your father.
Uke She told me enough. She told me you murdered him.
Euty Uke, I am your father.
**[/QUOTE]
Ed Zotti: “Use the force, Uke!”
uh…do you guys have maple scones today?
Well, it’s true that I have Eutychus’ nose.
It’s in a glass jar on my shelf.
{rimshot, and a tip of the hat to Robert Bloch}
IIRC, this thread had been done before, here. 
<d & r>
How 'bout Euty and Coldy swap places? Not that Euty isn’t a great mod, but there’s something about those Dutch cafes… 
A new forum? Uke’s a mod?
I fear change!
As if! Proper headgear for a noir kinda cafe moderator is a soft gray felt fedora or a captain’s hat (like in Casablanca and To Have and Have Not), or a beret with a ponytail and dark glasses if it’s more a beat mood and they have to keep the peace when the poetry slams get raucous. Maybe Euty and Uke can trade off.
Anyway, I couldn’t let the grand opening go by without saying thank you–this is my kinda thing and I’m geeked.
So Uke, how about getting me a slug of 151 in a bone china teacup so thin you can see light through the little blue primroses around the lip, and maybe an order of madelines and, oh yeah, I do want frites with that. I’ll eat at the bar so I can hear the witty reparte, thanks.
Can I sig that, Scylla? 
I like the Dysfunctional Family Circus – does that count?
Hey, is this one of those cafes that lets you scribble little witticisms and whatnots on the bathroom walls?
::starts handing out permanent markers::
Oh my gawd! They, like, made Ike a moderator! Like, what is this board coming to!
And you know what, the most, like, rad thing about it, they made vest-boy show his e-mail! Gag me with a spoon!
And they made him do, like, books and stuff! Yuk! When are they gonna open the, like, hair styling forum!
Ike, Hon, here’s a big plate-o-shrimp-and-grits to congratifry yer appointment. You’re a fine choice. Best wishin’ that ya hold yer astute-n-noble[sup]tm[/sup] head up high through the slingin’ of the cafe laig** culture to come.
**As defined by a musician of my hopefully soon to be forgotten aquaintance in a cramped van: “Heyyyyy, I’d really like to sling you the Cafe Laig.” Yup, really. And “Nope, but thanks for the poetry.”
Oh my God! Finally, a forum where I can spout off all my knowledge about animation and cartoons!
No I have a reason to come here again!!!
And As Soon As I Return From Alabama and Get My Cable Modem, I Will!
[sub]DAMMIT. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO OPEN RIGHT BEFORE I GO TO MY FAMILY REUNION?[/sub]
Wow, the first time I read a post from him he had just bought lard.
Now this.
I want to make a joke in reverse about squeaky wheels and grease.
But I won’t.
Woo hoo! I’ve been waiting for elelle to flash me some laig since October 1999! (swoon)
Olentzero, admirals steer ships where you come from? Jesus, I don’t even want to think about what the junior officers have to do.
At least his family’s not PERFECT.