# Yeah you, bitch!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 12, 2000, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-you-bitch/25270 "2000-07-12T04:13:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-you-bitch/25270/1 "2000-07-12T04:13:17Z")
You stupid, rabbit fucking, goat loarding, monkey spanking, penis yanking, yak-mouthed platypus! You waste of water! You oxygen thieving, paint huffing, knuckle dragging, faerie skipping, bubble poppin, brow sloping, jaw dropping, cave man with his head in the fire! You ember chewing, gerbil sucking, panty sniffing, Dubya voting, refigerator raider! You cool whip snorting, John Doe posing, pork rine eatin, squirrel chasing, nut humpin, tail waggin, gorrilla dong! You cybernetic schizophrenic! You Buster Bar bastard with telepathic smells that reek of dead brain cells! Nah, I’m just playin. You’re alright. Fuck the rest of you though. ---
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-you-bitch/25270/2 "2000-07-12T04:18:49Z")
What, are you just in the batting cage? ---
**Author:** ![fnord1966](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ad7895/32.png) [@fnord1966](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fnord1966)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-you-bitch/25270/3 "2000-07-12T04:19:50Z")
Hoooray, that has got to be the freakin funniest pit post I have ever seen. On a scale of 1-10 on the giggle quotient, I give it a 10. Oh buy the way, my sister snorts cool whip. ---
**Author:** ![fnord1966](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ad7895/32.png) [@fnord1966](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fnord1966)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-you-bitch/25270/4 "2000-07-12T04:21:40Z")
And, you forgot goat felching and ant squicking ::Squick Squick:: ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-you-bitch/25270/5 "2000-07-12T04:22:46Z")
Milo- What?! You want some of this?! ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 9:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-you-bitch/25270/6 "2000-07-12T09:36:43Z")
Who you calling bitch, bitch ? Leave Milossarian alone or I’ll have your guts for garters ! Ha ! ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-you-bitch/25270/7 "2000-07-12T13:44:13Z")
Oh yeah?! Leave me alone or I’ll have your garters for guts! So there! ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-you-bitch/25270/8 "2000-07-12T14:13:29Z")
Oh, goody. Now we know that **FreakFreely** eats garters. _Now where do I file that SDMB trivia?_ ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-you-bitch/25270/9 "2000-07-12T14:35:32Z")
It’s pork rin_d_s. Tch, tch, you were doing so well up to that point. ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-you-bitch/25270/10 "2000-07-12T16:06:28Z")
What, haven’t you ever heard “Like A Pork Rine Stone Cowboy”? ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-you-bitch/25270/11 "2000-07-12T18:13:57Z")
Freakly, I know the \*\* real \*\* reason you want my garters. Ya pervert. If you suck up enough I \* might \* let you see my garters, but you can’t touch 'em ! ---
**Author:** ![BigJoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9bd4f/32.png) [@BigJoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigJoe)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-you-bitch/25270/12 "2000-07-12T18:27:45Z")
> [@](#): > > What, haven’t you ever heard “Like A Pork Rine Stone Cowboy”? :rolleyes: … sigh. Where are the Pun Police when you need’em? ---
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-you-bitch/25270/13 "2000-07-12T18:45:04Z")
(Picturing Freaker in Ayesha’s garters, getting excited by his J. Edgar Hoover poster.) ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-you-bitch/25270/14 "2000-07-12T18:49:28Z")
Well, I dunno. What do I have to suck up? ---
**Author:** ![Saysha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Saysha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saysha)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-you-bitch/25270/15 "2000-07-12T19:14:41Z")
(quietly snuffles laughter through her nose so as to not alert the prairie dogs in the surrounding cubes…) ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-you-bitch/25270/16 "2000-07-12T19:48:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by FreakFreely \* > \*\* What do I have to suck up? \*\* I’ll give you three guesses and the first two don’t count. ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-you-bitch/25270/17 "2000-07-12T19:53:21Z")
Hmmmm, I need a hint. Is it pink? ---
**Author:** ![JBurton99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ea5d25/32.png) [@JBurton99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBurton99)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-you-bitch/25270/18 "2000-07-12T20:00:24Z")
Hmmm, this could get real interesting real fast. Ayesha has Freak guessing. In my book that’s bad news. Think i’ll just wait over here on my lawn chair and see how this shapes up. Anybody for a beer? ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-you-bitch/25270/19 "2000-07-12T20:11:01Z")
:takes beer and opens it; Yeah, this could be fun. Although, it could take a while 'cause at times freak isn’t the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree, if ya know what I mean. Keith ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-you-bitch/25270/20 "2000-07-12T20:14:23Z")
Hate to interrupt the suckup guessoff, but yes Freak, I have heard of that movie. It’s actually “Like A Pork R_h_ine Stone Cowboy”. A German flick. You’re only digging yourself deeper, you know. 'Course, Ayesha may be all for that. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-you-bitch/25270.md?page=2)