# Yeah you, bitch!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 12, 2000, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-you-bitch/25270 "2000-07-12T04:13:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![xenophon41](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xenophon41/32/253_2.png) [@xenophon41](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xenophon41)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-you-bitch/25270/41 "2000-07-14T12:37:11Z")
> [@](#): > > If you find my threads to be so dumb and humorless, why do you keep showing up in them? I assure you, your presence would not be missed. ?? This is the guy who was _disappointed_ when **tradesilicon** showed restraint on the flames? ([Here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=30299) for all you “gimme a link” nuts.) Now you suddenly start sniffling? Ya suddenly can’t take the heat? Or did my first post confuse you? Here’s the breakdown, champ: Following your lead, I constructed a small, humorously intended put-down in the form of an epistle from your thread starter post to you. I implied that your OP, being completely aimless, was a flame in search of a subject. Failing relevance, I suggested that you put more work into entertaining us. The intent was to prompt a similar response from you. Since you fulfilled my expectation with the very next post, I reflected my satisfaction in a subsequent post, and then expanded my participation in your completely pointless but hitherto entertaining thread by flaming both you and **Feynn** (who seems to know how to take it and dish it out). Sorry you’re so bummed, dude. Uh… get over it. ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-you-bitch/25270/42 "2000-07-14T12:42:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by FreakFreely \* > Shut the fuck up you nose picking, booger wiping, window cleaning, dung chipping, frog licking, candle sucking, **Friends watching** , tooty-fruity banana booty! > > Nah, I’m just kidding. You’re alright. ::applaudes wildly:: Bravo! This one’s my favorite. ---
**Author:** ![NothingMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b77776/32.png) [@NothingMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NothingMan)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-you-bitch/25270/43 "2000-07-14T14:16:36Z")
Just what the fuck is this all about ? The Pit is not a joke ! Have a reason to post here or get your mom felching ass **out**. It’s cute and all, but cute is for SIMS or IMHO. Not here. Call me the keeper of this Pit, fine. All I know is your bullshit psuedo rants belong somewhere else - like up your very large tunnel sized asshole. Do not post these idiotic non-rants here anymore. Your weak assed, thimble dick belongs somewhere else. Bitch. Stay in MPSIMS where its safe. Come here again with these lame non-flames and you will deal with me. Also other great true flamers such as **Satan** and **Lexicon** - names which your pathetic low sperm count, brainless moronic hairy back can never come close too. Do I make myself clear ? Good. - **NM** ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-you-bitch/25270/44 "2000-07-14T23:50:34Z")
> [@](#): > > Do I make myself clear? Yep, utterly transparent. Xeno- Sorry, I was in a bad mood. No wait, I’m not sorry you whale poop eating beaver banshee! You cocka-mamie-cocka-doodle-cock-sucker! Take your Post and shove it up your Raisin-Bran ass! ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-you-bitch/25270/45 "2000-07-14T23:52:19Z")
Nothingman- The pit ain’t a joke, but you are. So why do you take yourself so seriously? ---
**Author:** ![xenophon41](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xenophon41/32/253_2.png) [@xenophon41](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xenophon41)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-you-bitch/25270/46 "2000-07-15T00:10:39Z")
> [@](#): > > _No wait, I’m not sorry you whale poop eating beaver banshee! You cocka-mamie-cocka-doodle-cock-sucker! Take your Post and shove it up your Raisin-Bran ass!_ Ah! _That’s_ the **FreakFreely** we all know and love! BTW, _freak you, **Fuckly**!_ ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-you-bitch/25270/47 "2000-07-15T00:25:18Z")
“Freak you, fuckly!” LO freakin’ L! That’s gotta be the best play on my name I’ve seen so far! Good show chap! ---
**Author:** ![jubei2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a87d85/32.png) [@jubei2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jubei2k)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-you-bitch/25270/48 "2000-07-15T01:37:23Z")
Yo, NothingMan. Some of us thought Freak’s OP was funny and if you don’t like it, **you** can get the fuck out, bitch! Nobody give a fuck about what you have to say, you goddamn wanna-be big-time flamer. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NothingMan \* > Just what the fuck is this all about ? The Pit is not a joke ! Have a reason to post here or get your mom felching ass **out**. It’s cute and all, but cute is for SIMS or IMHO. You’re the joke, pig-fucker. And if you wanna play like being a moderator, first moderate the dumb-ass shit spewing from your mouth. Retard. > [@](#): > > Stay in MPSIMS where its safe. Come here again with these lame non-flames and you will deal with me. You think you’re smooth? You’re chunky peanut butter on two pieces of sandpaper, you cocksucker. Come back with better stuff and you might not sound like a drooling mongoloid idiot. Reply if you want, but i know it’s hard to talk with my dick in your mouth. –Big Jubei ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-you-bitch/25270/49 "2000-07-15T03:00:18Z")
You intelligence leper! You lice chomping orangutan! You buscuit buttering, shit snorkeling, load of plankton feces! You Conoco toilet licking snuffelupagus! You fist-fucking, milky-mouthed monster! You broken Cheerio! You pleather-butted pillow pansy! You’re shedding more braincells than dandruff! So go nut on someone else’s keyboard, you habitat for homophobia! Signed, Freak-you-Freely ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-you-bitch/25270/50 "2000-07-15T13:54:53Z")
You are a person with an indiscriminate sexual orientation, who is cognitively challenged! You lack personal hygiene, and are in all other respects an odiferous troglodyte afflicted with cerberal gangrene! Gerbils enrolled in remedial wheel-running classes snicker behind your back! Your epidermis is more eruptile than Vesuvius! Your genome is intermixed with some of the more unsavory hominids, and your social and political acuity is Gingrichian! **Eschew obfuscatory sesquipedalianism, pedophilic pedant!** ---
**Author:** ![NothingMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b77776/32.png) [@NothingMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NothingMan)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2000, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-you-bitch/25270/51 "2000-07-16T21:36:13Z")
**Freak** , Well at least now you are flaming for a reason. Not spewing fake lime green jello to be funny. This is the **Pit** sphincter-girl, not something to do when you loose your tweezers and magnifying glass and can’t find your dick. Some may find you funny (oh I see, Jube - you are over 100 posts so now you are a resident expert ? Fuck off you insignificant pimple on a rat’s hairy ass), they do not get the spirit of the **Pit** - and neither I gather does your feeble “White-Out” fumed addled brain. So you want to rant ? Fine rant away. But this is not the place to try to be Jerry Seinfeld, especially when you appear to be much more in a league with Tom Arnold. Threaten the sanctity of this place and you threaten me, and perhaps others. So take your little comedy act elsewhere **FuckMonkey** or have a genuine gripe. If I have given you a genuine gripe, well then all the better. Goddamn newbie idiots. Eat me, - **NM** ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2000, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-you-bitch/25270/52 "2000-07-16T21:49:16Z")
Okay, fine. You wanna get serious? Let’s do that. I can’t help but notice that you didn’t complain about the “Ask The Angry Guy!” thread. In fact, you even posted to that thread, but showed no criticisms there. Besides, who the fuck died and made you moderator? ---
**Author:** ![NothingMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b77776/32.png) [@NothingMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NothingMan)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2000, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-you-bitch/25270/53 "2000-07-16T22:21:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by FreakFreely \* > \*\*Okay, fine. You wanna get serious? Let’s do that. \*\* Oooooooh have I made someone upset ? I’m shaking. Or **not**. > [@](#): > > \*\*I can’t help but notice that you didn’t complain about the “Ask The Angry Guy!” thread. In fact, you even posted to that thread, but showed no criticisms there. \*\* That thread was a **rant** moron, not an attempt (and in your case a lame attempt) to be funny. Further that thread was started by **Lexicon** whom I respect and you should fear angering - so much you better have a change of diapers should you challenge him. > [@](#): > > \*\*Besides, who the fuck died and made you moderator? \*\* I do not need to be a moderater to know the rules. The **Pit** is for anger, not idiocy. Now if you are smart you will take this as a lesson learned and move on. You seem to have some decent things to contribute to this board - just don’t mock the **Pit** , less you draw even more fierce ire than mine . . . and believe me, I am being gentle compared with others. 'Nuff said. ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2000, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-you-bitch/25270/54 "2000-07-16T22:53:14Z")
Actually, from what I can see, the people who like it, like it. And the people who don’t like it, don’t really care. Except for you. So why the bug up your ass? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yeah-you-bitch/25270.md?page=2)