# Year Without Santa **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 21, 2006, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/year-without-santa/385146 "2006-12-21T23:49:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/year-without-santa/385146/1 "2006-12-21T23:49:45Z")
Remember that one? One of the Rankin-Bass puppet shows, back in the 1970s. Plot goes that Santa catches a bad cold and might have to skip his Christmas run. He gets depressed and starts thinking no one believes in him anymore. So Mrs. Claus sends out Jingle and Jangle on Vixen to go and find at least one child who still believes. The highlight, of the special, though, is the Miser Brothers, Snow Miser and Heat Miser, and their little song and dance numbers: _I’m Mister White Christmas I’m Mister Snow I’m Mister Icicle I’m Mister 10 below! They call me Snow Miser Whatever I touch Turns to ice in my clutch-I’m too much!_ _I’m Mister Green Christmas I’m Mister Sun I’m Mister Heat Blister I’m Mister 101 They call me Heat Miser Whatever I touch Starts to melt in my clutch-I’m too much!_ ---
**Author:** ![Stillwell\_Angel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@Stillwell\_Angel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stillwell_Angel)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/year-without-santa/385146/2 "2006-12-22T00:36:41Z")
[QUOTE=Guinastasia] _I’m Mister Green Christmas I’m Mister Sun I’m Mister Heat Blister I’m Mister 101 They call me Heat Miser Whatever I touch Starts to melt in my clutch-I’m too much!_ [/QUOTE] My absolute favorite! I haven’t watched it in years but when I do it’s for the Heat Mister’s number alone. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/year-without-santa/385146/3 "2006-12-22T00:58:09Z")
This was on last night, actually. The actual puppetoon version, not the really lousy live-action version that NBC aired last week. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/year-without-santa/385146/4 "2006-12-22T01:00:39Z")
[QUOTE=jayjay] This was on last night, actually. The actual puppetoon version, not the really lousy live-action version that NBC aired last week. [/QUOTE] Yep-that’s actually what inspired me to start this thread. I heard there was a remake, but I refuse to ever watch it. Ugh. ---
**Author:** ![Skammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skammer/32/143_2.png) [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/year-without-santa/385146/5 "2006-12-22T01:15:15Z")
I’ve got it on DVD, with “Rudolph’s Shiny New Year” and “Nestor the Long-eared Christmas Donkey.” Good stuff. ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/year-without-santa/385146/6 "2006-12-22T01:15:18Z")
A family favorite. Traditionally any sibling who happened to have messed up hair was most assuredly referred to as the Heat Miser. Great music too. YouTube video [here](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jz1A4GitID0). ---
**Author:** ![monica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a183cd/32.png) [@monica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monica)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/year-without-santa/385146/7 "2006-12-22T03:03:59Z")
I thought I was the only one who loved the Misers! Glad to see I’m not the lone fan. ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/year-without-santa/385146/8 "2006-12-22T03:14:01Z")
[QUOTE=Dooku] A family favorite. Traditionally any sibling who happened to have messed up hair was most assuredly referred to as the Heat Miser. Great music too. YouTube video [here](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jz1A4GitID0). [/QUOTE] In the interest of fairness, you have to include [this](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tc8YqZJbUE&mode=related&search=), too–faster pace, great voice work by Dick Shawn (_The Producers_), and the terrific Bbbrrbrbbbbrbbrbrbrrrbrbrbr. Too much! ---
**Author:** ![crazyjoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@crazyjoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crazyjoe)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/year-without-santa/385146/9 "2006-12-22T13:42:43Z")
I watch this show constantly during the holiday season because my daughter, who is 3, loves it. Anyone else notice an odd inconsistency… When Ms Claus goes to meet up with Mother Nature, she summons the Miser brothers to “discuss” with them what will happen. She points to Snow Miser and says “You will let a little snow fall in Southtown” while he nods approvingly, and then points to Heat Miser and says “And you’ll [give them a nice sunny day? something about abnormal weather at the north pole]” while Heat Miser nods approvingly. This has always struck me as wrong because it’s the exact opposite of what she should be saying…she should be telling Heat Miser to let Snow Miser send snow to Southtown, and telling Snow Miser to let Heat Miser send sun to the NP. Am I wrong? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/year-without-santa/385146/10 "2006-12-22T14:26:47Z")
I always suspected that Syndrome in _The Incredibles_ had the same hairstylist as the Heat Miser. ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/year-without-santa/385146/11 "2006-12-22T15:07:20Z")
Although I seriously doubt this is actually happened, I can just imagine Cold Miser and Heat Miser respectively being modeled after Col. Klink and Gen. Burkhalter. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/year-without-santa/385146/12 "2006-12-22T15:27:54Z")
“Eat, papa, eat! No one wants a skinny Santa!” ---
**Author:** ![Sean\_Factotum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Sean\_Factotum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sean_Factotum)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/year-without-santa/385146/13 "2006-12-22T15:35:00Z")
[QUOTE=crazyjoe] This has always struck me as wrong because it’s the exact opposite of what she should be saying…she should be telling Heat Miser to let Snow Miser send snow to Southtown, and telling Snow Miser to let Heat Miser send sun to the NP. Am I wrong? [/QUOTE] No, you’re not wrong. I caught that too a couple of viewings ago. But I try not to let it ruin the show for me. ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/year-without-santa/385146/14 "2006-12-22T15:41:29Z")
[QUOTE=Ethilrist] “Eat, papa, eat! No one wants a skinny Santa!” [/QUOTE] Isn’t that from Rudolf? ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/year-without-santa/385146/15 "2006-12-22T15:48:03Z")
[QUOTE=Khadaji] Isn’t that from Rudolf? [/QUOTE] Not sure; a quick google search linked it to A Year Without Santa, and I’ve always thought it was a funny line. ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/year-without-santa/385146/16 "2006-12-22T15:55:02Z")
It’s definitely from _Rudolph_. Definitely. Definitely. ---
**Author:** ![crazyjoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@crazyjoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crazyjoe)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/year-without-santa/385146/17 "2006-12-22T16:41:32Z")
I have both at home, and agree with JThunder. It’s part of Rudolph. The Year Without a Santa Claus has a santa who’s already fat. ---
**Author:** ![Manatee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/50afbb/32.png) [@Manatee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manatee)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/year-without-santa/385146/18 "2006-12-22T16:59:20Z")
[QUOTE=crazyjoe] I have both at home, and agree with JThunder. It’s part of Rudolph. The Year Without a Santa Claus has a santa who’s already fat. [/QUOTE] …and drunk, by the sound of it (especially as he zombifically staggers around the Santa compound toward the end). ---
**Author:** ![Yookeroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yookeroo/32/323_2.png) [@Yookeroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yookeroo)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/year-without-santa/385146/19 "2006-12-22T18:34:31Z")
[QUOTE=jayjay] This was on last night, actually. The actual puppetoon version, not the really lousy live-action version that NBC aired last week. [/QUOTE] It was horrible. But the Heat Miserettes…yummy. ---
**Author:** ![Auntbeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Auntbeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Auntbeast)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/year-without-santa/385146/20 "2006-12-22T19:21:46Z")
My husband was just asked by a coworker what special this was. Thanks to my powerful influence, he is now wise in the ways of the Heat Miser. It has always been my favorite but I have always been surprised at the number of folks that have never heard of it. More Misers for me then! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/year-without-santa/385146.md?page=2)