# Year Without Santa

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/year-without-santa/385146>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [December 21, 2006, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/year-without-santa/385146 "2006-12-21T23:49:45Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/year-without-santa/385146/21 "2006-12-22T19:43:55Z")

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How about this one: Why would a Heat _Miser_ want it to be hot anywhere but where he is?

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/year-without-santa/385146/22 "2006-12-22T19:55:11Z")

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[QUOTE=saoirse]  
How about this one: Why would a Heat _Miser_ want it to be hot anywhere but where he is?  
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Mother Nature forced him into a deal with Cold Miser so each of them get half the planet for four months then switch.

I’ve been wondering if those in the Southern Hemisphere feel have ever seen this program and, if so, how they feel about it.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/year-without-santa/385146/23 "2006-12-22T19:56:15Z")

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Sorry, _Snow_ Miser.

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**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/year-without-santa/385146/24 "2006-12-22T20:06:32Z")

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Yes, but the Heat _Miser_ should not want to share his heat with anyone. That character is more like a Heat Spendthrift.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/year-without-santa/385146/25 "2006-12-22T20:10:08Z")

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[QUOTE=saoirse]  
Yes, but the Heat _Miser_ should not want to share his heat with anyone.  
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Nobody argues with Mother Nature unless they want a lightning bolt up their ass. 😃

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2006, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/year-without-santa/385146/26 "2006-12-23T04:28:19Z")

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Up until recently, I thought it was _Meister_.

That would probably make more sense.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2006, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/year-without-santa/385146/27 "2006-12-23T04:49:45Z")

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[QUOTE=Guinastasia]  
Up until recently, I thought it was _Meister_.

That would probably make more sense.  
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You may be mixing it up with another Rankin-Bass special, _Santa Claus Is Coming To Town_, where the villain is Burgermeister Meisterburger, who outlaws toys. This is the one with the Winter Wizard in the forest, and the song [“You Put One Foot in Front of the Other”](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ugc65WMV7Z0).

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2006, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/year-without-santa/385146/28 "2006-12-25T02:44:49Z")

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No, I remember that one-just that I guess when I was little, I figured they were saying Meister.

It’s on again. Poor little Vixen. _sniff_

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**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2006, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/year-without-santa/385146/29 "2006-12-25T05:59:30Z")

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[QUOTE=Lute Skywatcher]  
Nobody argues with Mother Nature unless they want a lightning bolt up their ass. 😃  
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Which, strangely enough, was the original slogan for Chiffon margarine.

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**Author:** ![kath94](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/67e7ee/32.png) [@kath94](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kath94)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2006, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/year-without-santa/385146/30 "2006-12-26T06:47:31Z")

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[QUOTE=jayjay]  
You may be mixing it up with another Rankin-Bass special, _Santa Claus Is Coming To Town_, where the villain is Burgermeister Meisterburger, who outlaws toys. This is the one with the Winter Wizard in the forest, and the song [“You Put One Foot in Front of the Other”](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ugc65WMV7Z0).  
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No worries. I thought they were one-in-the same, too. I watched \*Santa Clause is Coming to Town \* all the way through, wondering where the misers went. My childhood memories throw “one foot in front of the other” in the same Christmas special as “heat miser” and “snow miser.” A mind is a terrible thing to waste.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2006, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/year-without-santa/385146/31 "2006-12-26T13:32:16Z")

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[QUOTE=kath94]  
No worries. I thought they were one-in-the same, too. I watched \*Santa Clause is Coming to Town \* all the way through, wondering where the misers went. My childhood memories throw “one foot in front of the other” in the same Christmas special as “heat miser” and “snow miser.” A mind is a terrible thing to waste.  
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They’re kind of easy to mix up as Mickey Rooney voiced Santa in both of them.

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