# Yellowcake with pink frosting?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yellowcake-with-pink-frosting/190764>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 25, 2003, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yellowcake-with-pink-frosting/190764 "2003-07-25T00:18:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yellowcake-with-pink-frosting/190764/1 "2003-07-25T00:18:47Z")

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I have a Hotmail account, and as such, whenever I check my e-mail, I get links to what are usually fluff news stories. Today, I saw one that read “What is yellowcake?”

“Yellow cake with pink frosting!” I thought, harking back to the old AOL board. “Maybe they’ll have a recipe I can use!” Click. "Oh. :smack: **Oh**. Me = :wally "

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**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yellowcake-with-pink-frosting/190764/2 "2003-07-25T03:29:11Z")

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My old girlfriend used to bake me marble cakes, but I always took them for granite.

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**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yellowcake-with-pink-frosting/190764/3 "2003-07-25T03:32:59Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Rilchiam \*  
> \*\*“Yellow cake with pink frosting!” I thought, harking back to the old AOL board. “Maybe they’ll have a recipe I can use!” Click. "Oh. :smack: **Oh**. Me = :wally " \*\*

OK. I’ll admit it. I have taken up permanent residence under a rock and have absolutely no clue what “yellow cake with pink frosting” is other than yellow cake…with pink frosting… Care to enlighten me?

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**Author:** ![Eilsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c68b51/32.png) [@Eilsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eilsel)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yellowcake-with-pink-frosting/190764/4 "2003-07-25T03:35:10Z")

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Yeah, I’m w/Ruby…what’s the gig?

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**Author:** ![Queen\_Tonya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/4491bb/32.png) [@Queen\_Tonya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Tonya)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yellowcake-with-pink-frosting/190764/5 "2003-07-25T03:56:13Z")

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Me three.

Didja click? Was it gross? Where’s the link, you can’t just leave the rest of us hanging like this!

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**Author:** ![peri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/67e7ee/32.png) [@peri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peri)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yellowcake-with-pink-frosting/190764/6 "2003-07-25T04:15:35Z")

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It’s **Ranger Jeff** ’s favorite desert.

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**Author:** ![Eilsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c68b51/32.png) [@Eilsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eilsel)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yellowcake-with-pink-frosting/190764/7 "2003-07-25T04:29:23Z")

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omg, now I don’t know if I wanna know…ew

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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yellowcake-with-pink-frosting/190764/8 "2003-07-25T04:38:01Z")

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Oh, poop on you, **peri**! My computer froze, and you posted while I was getting back to this thread!

Yes, **RangerJeff** was a poster on the old AOL board. When asked what he wanted for his birthday, he was adamant in his request for yellow cake with pink frosting. (Much more tasteful than **HpstrDufuz** ’s plea for “a car full of hookers and a big pile of blow.) Both of these became board catchphrases, even, IIRC, predating “Hi Opal!”

Meanwhile, “yellowcake” (one word), is [milled uranium oxide, known to chemists as U3O8.](http://slate.msn.com/id/2085848/) Also, check out the cartoon at the top of [this page](http://cagle.slate.msn.com/news/DeadEvilSons/1.asp).

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**Author:** ![Eilsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c68b51/32.png) [@Eilsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eilsel)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yellowcake-with-pink-frosting/190764/9 "2003-07-25T04:44:23Z")

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_slowwwwwly backing up_

Okay, Rilch…okaaaay.

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**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yellowcake-with-pink-frosting/190764/10 "2003-07-25T04:57:54Z")

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Yellowcake refers to milled uranium oxide, a principal form of uranium ore in its semi-refined state.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yellowcake-with-pink-frosting/190764/11 "2003-07-25T04:59:22Z")

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> Yellowcake refers to milled uranium oxide, a principal form of uranium ore in its semi-refined state.

Which we heard about recently with regard to Iraq, actually. Even with pink frosting, I wouldn’t eat that.
