# Yes, it's another Palin thread. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 7, 2008, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yes-its-another-palin-thread/462501 "2008-09-07T17:06:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yes-its-another-palin-thread/462501/41 "2008-09-09T17:40:42Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > No shit. I haven’t seen so many soiled Democrat diapers since - hell, I don’t think I’ve _ever_ seen so many soiled Democrat diapers. > > People are going nucking futs over her. I’d give a lot to know if McCain knew how brilliant a choice this was, or if he just got lucky. > > But if they win, the day after elections on the SDMB is going to be pure comedy gold! > > Regards, > Shodan I find it heartening that you guys at least have admitted that’s all you have. Nothing like spite to drive one’s vote. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yes-its-another-palin-thread/462501/42 "2008-09-09T17:44:14Z")
> [@eleanorigby](#): > > **Ted** –it wasn’t funny. And I find it strange how no one comments upon the fuckability of male candidates. I’m sure it’s in the Bible somewhere that it’s ok to view women this way. Why don’t you tell us all about it? Fight ignorance and all that. You’re obviously confusing **FriarTed** with the sort of Christian who attaches some importance to the words of Christ, and to what it says in the New Testament generally. Yeah, I know - that should theoretically be _all_ Christians. I used to think so too. Took me decades of experience with fundies to realize my error. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yes-its-another-palin-thread/462501/43 "2008-09-09T17:52:40Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > Or – and work with me a minute, 'cause this is a whacky thought – perhaps you should reason thusly: > > 1. She’s a nutjob. > 2. But for some reason, a substantial number of the voting public seems to like her. > 3. They’re all crazy too. > 4. But since they all vote, perhaps I should consider that some of these positions are not offensive to them. > 5. Perhaps I could either: > (a) explain why I believe these positions are unwise, or even > (b) reconsider my opposition to them, > > depending on what they are. > > 1. The End. > > I know, I know. Who could do such a thing? Plenty of us. There’s been a _lot_ of 5(a) on this board in the past…has it only been 11 days? Sheesh. But when it comes to the love that the evangelical conservative base has for her, there ain’t no reasoning. As I’ve pointed out, they have confused their faith with some sort of tribal religion, where their god is on their tribe’s side, and exists to elevate them and bring low the tribes that they see as their enemies. Nothing about Palin that clashes with the _Christian_ faith they purport to hold bothers them in the least. Palin has presented **FriarTed** and his kind with a straightforward choice: to be Christians, or to be members of a tribal religion. They have chosen. ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yes-its-another-palin-thread/462501/44 "2008-09-09T18:07:53Z")
> [@FriarTed](#): > > Both articles linked make me happier than ever to vote for Palin. This election season is more fun than I would have ever dreamed! Ooomgaralmonto sshooeotteetsa moglanandieyah-yah. (Don’t mind me. That was directed at Palin’s god. I asked him to smite her.) ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yes-its-another-palin-thread/462501/45 "2008-09-09T18:09:13Z")
**Bricker** , **FriarTed** , and **Shodan** , I say this in all sincerity and seriousness, and with as much respect for you as I can muster: Grow the fuck up already. Honestly, it’s like watching a bunch of children. We are not amused. ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yes-its-another-palin-thread/462501/46 "2008-09-09T18:29:39Z")
> [@Hawkins](#): > > When John McCain announced his running mate, I googled her then said ho hum. > > When she gave her convention speech I said ho hum twice. > > Maybe I missed something. > > For a VP nominee who can only be described as a zero, she sure has your panties in a bunch. > > I can understand the loathing. > > What I don’t understand is the fear. You guys sound like she’s already in the White House waiting for McCain to choke on a pretzel. > > If the pubs win, then you can put your hairshirts on and beat your breasts. > > In the meantime, chill the fuck out already. > > Or at least start a thread or two on Biden just for the sake of balance. Don’t understand the fear? You’re talking to people who watched Bush get elected. TWICE. No one thought THAT was possible. There’s plenty of grounds for fear here. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yes-its-another-palin-thread/462501/47 "2008-09-09T19:01:21Z")
> [@WolfpackJeep](#): > > Of course! Remember, we’re talking about evangelical/fundamentalist Christians here – women are good for nothing more than incubating babies, right? My bad. :smack:. And Palin is good at that. The utter hypocrisy just irritates me sometimes. These are the same people (I include the saintly **Friar** in here) who got their undies in a wad because Clinton got blown in the oval office, who made that marital issue a national one, who were righteously indignant over the “besmirching” of the White House etc., who denigrated Hillary for standing by her husband (like a good Christian wife should)- but I am left thinking that if Hillary were only a decade younger they’d have voted for her because they’d do her (or not, because they don’t find her fuckable). Intelligence, diplomatic skills (where o where are Palin’s?), street savvy, leadership–none of these seem to matter. So, you’d do her, eh, **Ted**? Don’t you want to know a few things? Does she swallow? Will she let you teabag her? What’s her cup size? How tight is that pussy of hers?–afterall, she’s had 5 kids now… Maybe someday you’ll find out. Maybe someday there’ll be a video: Sarah, the Wasilla Wanton Does Washington. I bet that’d do it for you–if she’s holding a bible, so much the better, eh? Ooh, and a gun. Perfect. Did you ever stop to even think that she would want nothing to do with you? Of course not–she’s your wet dream come true. **FriarTed** has revealed his depth of Christian values and his sexism: sneer at and condemn any liberal who may make a point regarding political positions; intone the party mantra of “family values” and good christian living to berate those who stray and have naughty sex outside the marriage bed; proclaim that conservatives are above such rude behavior (and whine that you’re ill treated here), but wait! If there’s a woman involved, go ahead and view her as a potential sex partner–that’s ok! It doesn’t matter that she’ll be a heartbeat away from being Leader of the Free World–nope, she’s a babe and a hot one at that. Perhaps this is the Ultimate Fundie Fantasy–put her in high boots, give her a crop and these guys will be using the cross as a butt plug on her command, just to get some. Nothing else about her matters: her inexperience, her inability to get along with her peer group, her using her office to score personal points. She’s conservative, she’s fundie, and she’s hot. What an enlightened way to view the other gender–tell me, have noted any of the issues that actually matter? Or is the little head still the boss of you? I’m sorry I didn’t notice before, but I tend not to pay attention to the conservatives here much. The past week has been an eye opener, for sure. And to think I was actually disturbed for a minute with the name calling–I even asked that some of the more vociferous liberal posters stop. You all deserve all you get and more. I dislike what I’ve seen of Sarah Palin, but I do see her as whole person–governor, wife, mother, citizen. According to this thread, I’m one of the few. ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yes-its-another-palin-thread/462501/48 "2008-09-09T19:45:59Z")
You know, all year long, I was resigned to a Democratic victory this year (whether it was going to be Hillary or Obama who was the nominee). I’ve defended Obama in RL against the “secret Muslim who doesn’t love the Flag” rumor. I voted for Hillary in the primary so that at least “the devil I know” would be President. It wasn’t until Sarah Palin got nominated that I saw a chance for us to win & this election actually became fun for me. And the level of mounting hysterical shrillness on the boards here, but especially in the Pit, is just amazing. If Obama gets elected, I’ll shrug, hope & pray for his safety, his wisdom, a change from him in some of his more objectionable positions, and I’ll keep an eye on him over the next four years. Heck, if he does a good job & shifts pro-life, I may vote for him for another term. If McCain gets elected, some of you are gonna kvetch! I’m ready to start a fund to assist the moves to Canada or Europe or wherever for the ones who start threatening to leave the country. So wah wah, you freakin’ crybabies. You still have a good chance of winning this election! Yet you can’t stand a little Republican fun as you wallow in your Apocalyptic visions of what the Beast McCain and the Whore Palin will unleash if they defeat your precious Lamb Obama (How could they do such a thing? The people COULDN’T have elected them? The election must have been stolen! Again!) ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yes-its-another-palin-thread/462501/49 "2008-09-09T19:55:36Z")
> [@FriarTed](#): > > So wah wah, you freakin’ crybabies. You still have a good chance of winning this election! Yet you can’t stand a little Republican fun as you wallow in your Apocalyptic visions of what the Beast McCain and the Whore Palin will unleash if they defeat your precious Lamb Obama (How could they do such a thing? The people COULDN’T have elected them? The election must have been stolen! Again!) You know, this isn’t just about the _election._ It’s about the nation and the world. If this were a game show or a reality show, I wouldn’t give a shit who won. But this isn’t fucking _entertainment._ During the Bush years, hundreds of thousands of Iraqis have died because this was how people viewed elections. If this is how evangelicals approach our elections, then they have forfeited any moral standing they ever had. You folks would ream this country from one end to the other, just to piss off the left. Like I said, you are lost. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yes-its-another-palin-thread/462501.md?page=2)