# Yes people I know I'm not Keanu Reeves... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 22, 2003, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yes-people-i-know-im-not-keanu-reeves/203045 "2003-09-22T07:23:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Thaidog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/50afbb/32.png) [@Thaidog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thaidog)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yes-people-i-know-im-not-keanu-reeves/203045/61 "2003-09-24T02:37:45Z")
you guys are peeping an old copy of my resume… I’ll be sure to update it for you later though… ---
**Author:** ![Thaidog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/50afbb/32.png) [@Thaidog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thaidog)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yes-people-i-know-im-not-keanu-reeves/203045/62 "2003-09-24T02:52:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bad News Baboon \* > \*\*Thank you for clarifying that yes, indeed, you are _that_ dense. \*\* What post in this _thread_? Don’t be an ass. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yes-people-i-know-im-not-keanu-reeves/203045/63 "2003-09-24T03:22:21Z")
I burning you ass! ---
**Author:** ![Thaidog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/50afbb/32.png) [@Thaidog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thaidog)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yes-people-i-know-im-not-keanu-reeves/203045/64 "2003-09-24T03:53:06Z")
Oh, and I should mention that Dave was one of those friends who didn’t quite make through graduation down at ECU ---
**Author:** ![Thaidog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/50afbb/32.png) [@Thaidog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thaidog)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yes-people-i-know-im-not-keanu-reeves/203045/65 "2003-09-24T10:40:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Desmostylus \* > \*\*I’m with **Darth**. You should take it up. > > Then, when people treated you like a stupid surfer dude, they’d be perfectly correct, and you’d have no cause for complaint. \*\* Shit… You of all people have no room to talk here… You’re from Australia… By definition alone you’re a stupid English outcast who does nothing but get in to bar fights and wrestle gators. And since I’ve been to Syndney, I’m guessing you live in King’s Cross… Now where’s my new surfboard? ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yes-people-i-know-im-not-keanu-reeves/203045/66 "2003-09-24T10:55:16Z")
“Syndney”? Where the fuck is that? **Thaidog** , it’s been fun playing with you… Now it’s just boring. ---
**Author:** ![Audrey\_Levins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Audrey\_Levins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Audrey_Levins)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yes-people-i-know-im-not-keanu-reeves/203045/67 "2003-09-24T11:28:55Z")
**Definition of Australian:** _proper noun_ Incompetent English ex-patriot, lacking in activities or pastimes other than brawling in alcohol-serving establishments, and engaging in duels with large, man-eating reptiles. _Also see WTF?_ ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yes-people-i-know-im-not-keanu-reeves/203045/68 "2003-09-24T11:32:32Z")
Van Diemen High School Football rules! ---
**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yes-people-i-know-im-not-keanu-reeves/203045/69 "2003-09-24T11:59:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Thaidog \* > **Shit… You of all people have no room to talk here… You’re from Australia… By definition alone you’re a stupid English outcast who does nothing but get in to bar fights and wrestle gators.** It took you _more than two days_ to think of that comeback? (And BTW, it’s best not to provoke people that spend all of their time getting into bar fights and wrestling _fucking crocodiles_! Not pansy-assed fucking alligators.) 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yes-people-i-know-im-not-keanu-reeves/203045/70 "2003-09-24T12:19:29Z")
[Crocodile](http://www.ozoutback.com.au/postcards/postcards_forms/animals_not_cuddly/Source/7.htm). [Alligator](http://www.ultracollector.com/AMallTestPhotos/AMall/Alligator%20Purse_1.jpg). _Link removed - CF_ ---
**Author:** ![Sat\_on\_Cookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/71c47a/32.png) [@Sat\_on\_Cookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sat_on_Cookie)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yes-people-i-know-im-not-keanu-reeves/203045/71 "2003-09-24T12:26:05Z")
Thanks for the warning on the “Thaidog” pic.:rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yes-people-i-know-im-not-keanu-reeves/203045/72 "2003-09-24T13:20:47Z")
The Thaidog picture link is of disembowelled dog carcasses, and quite disturbing. ---
**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yes-people-i-know-im-not-keanu-reeves/203045/73 "2003-09-24T13:32:03Z")
**Thaidog** do you crave attention so badly that you are willing to accept negative attention rather then none at all? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![stick\_monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@stick\_monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stick_monkey)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yes-people-i-know-im-not-keanu-reeves/203045/74 "2003-09-24T13:51:54Z")
> [@](#): > > Ah… one more thing I don’t know… Kung Fu! It’s a cool art though… maybe I should take that up instead of surfing… what do you guys think? As a humble student of Kung Fu, I recommend it to everyone. Even surfer dudes who burn their dogs and smoke fags with their 7 year old freinds. ---
**Author:** ![Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_News_Baboon)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yes-people-i-know-im-not-keanu-reeves/203045/75 "2003-09-24T13:59:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Thaidog \* > \*\*What post in this _thread_? > > Don’t be an ass. \*\* Please refer to Esprix’s thread if you _really_ can’t figure it out. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Thaidog \* > \*\*I never called him a fag. \*\* um. Yes, you did: > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Thaidog \* > I make it a point not to fuck with yours… you could give me the same, **fag**! (bolding mine) Who is the ass in this thread? Survey says: Thaidog! ---
**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yes-people-i-know-im-not-keanu-reeves/203045/76 "2003-09-24T15:14:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bad News Baboon \* > \*\* > Who is the ass in this thread? > Survey says: > Thaidog! \*\* Whose the moronic dick, who is a colossal failure with all the chicks? **Thaidog**! You’re damn straight. Add Theme to Shaft for full effect. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Thaidog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/50afbb/32.png) [@Thaidog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thaidog)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yes-people-i-know-im-not-keanu-reeves/203045/77 "2003-09-24T17:20:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Desmostylus \* > \*\*It took you _more than two days_ to think of that comeback? > > (And BTW, it’s best not to provoke people that spend all of their time getting into bar fights and wrestling _fucking crocodiles_! Not pansy-assed fucking alligators.) 😉 \*\* No… it took 2 days to consider reading the garbage you call a post… but now that I know you know the difference between alligators an crocodiles, I’ve found your posts are not only educational, but filled with fun hyperlinks! Thanks Desmostylus! You must be Austailian for educated? ---
**Author:** ![Thaidog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/50afbb/32.png) [@Thaidog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thaidog)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yes-people-i-know-im-not-keanu-reeves/203045/78 "2003-09-24T17:26:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by elf6c \* > \*\ ***Thaidog** do you crave attention so badly that you are willing to accept negative attention rather then none at all? > > 😕 \*\* I merly care about shock value and post counts… Everything else is besides the point. I personally find it easier to up the posts with shocking bullshit that causes severe flaimming… It’s really damn good fun. Not only that, it’s a great way to see if anyone at work is monitoring with out legal rights. Put all this together and I’ll crazy Ivan my way to the top of the bottom! Yes! ---
**Author:** ![Thaidog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/50afbb/32.png) [@Thaidog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thaidog)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yes-people-i-know-im-not-keanu-reeves/203045/79 "2003-09-24T17:36:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bad News Baboon \* > \*\*Please refer to Esprix’s thread if you _really_ can’t figure it out. > > um. Yes, you did: > > (bolding mine) > > Who is the ass in this thread? > Survey says: > Thaidog! \*\* Please read carefully and _then_interpret… to him a fag would be me talking to _him_ and saying “Dave, you’re a fag.” Who has no grammar/interpreting skills? Survey say: You, FAG! And yes dumbass, I just called YOU a fag. Of course being the dumbass you are I’m more than likely wasting my time even trying to explain it. I can use puppets if it helps you… ? ---
**Author:** ![Thaidog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/50afbb/32.png) [@Thaidog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thaidog)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yes-people-i-know-im-not-keanu-reeves/203045/80 "2003-09-24T17:39:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by elf6c \* > \*\*Whose the moronic dick, > who is a colossal failure with all the chicks? > **Thaidog**! > You’re damn straight. > > Add Theme to Shaft for full effect. > 🙂 \*\* Here’s an idea: Why don’t _you_ come to Raleigh and say that to _me_? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yes-people-i-know-im-not-keanu-reeves/203045.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yes-people-i-know-im-not-keanu-reeves/203045.md?page=5)