# Yes people I know I'm not Keanu Reeves... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 22, 2003, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yes-people-i-know-im-not-keanu-reeves/203045 "2003-09-22T07:23:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yes-people-i-know-im-not-keanu-reeves/203045/81 "2003-09-24T17:54:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Thaidog \* > \*\*Here’s an idea: Why don’t _you_ come to Raleigh and say that to _me_? \*\* Hey chuckie, is this a pathetic attempt at threatening me? I could respond that “I did, but your Mom said you couldn’t come out till your homework was done”. or a thousand other obvious gibes. But given this post and others from you in this thread, I will leave you to the Mods. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Thaidog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/50afbb/32.png) [@Thaidog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thaidog)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yes-people-i-know-im-not-keanu-reeves/203045/82 "2003-09-24T17:57:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by elf6c \* > \*\*Hey chuckie, is this a pathetic attempt at threatening me? > > I could respond that “I did, but your Mom said you couldn’t come out till your homework was done”. or a thousand other obvious gibes. But given this post and others from you in this thread, I will leave you to the Mods. > > :smack: \*\* Yes and when the mods do, they’ll see you started it. ---
**Author:** ![Thaidog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/50afbb/32.png) [@Thaidog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thaidog)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yes-people-i-know-im-not-keanu-reeves/203045/83 "2003-09-24T18:03:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Darth Nader \* > \*\*“Syndney”? Where the fuck is that? > > **Thaidog** , it’s been fun playing with you… Now it’s just boring. \*\* Darth! You disappoint me! You should know by now that bad grammar is my posting signature! It begs for somebody who’s got nothing better to do with their life to post: Ah ha!!! You misspelled something! You’re a loser! (Nevermind that busting on somebody’s spelling was never got anybody extra cool points.) ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yes-people-i-know-im-not-keanu-reeves/203045/84 "2003-09-24T18:08:31Z")
Who’ll start the countdown, then? :rolleyes: Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Thaidog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/50afbb/32.png) [@Thaidog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thaidog)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yes-people-i-know-im-not-keanu-reeves/203045/85 "2003-09-24T18:13:33Z")
…but moving back on _subject_ (which you were never on) I just shaved my head… I’m going for that SPEED look… Keep the bus above…uh… yeah keep going! I’ll post it on my webcam if anybody wants to see. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yes-people-i-know-im-not-keanu-reeves/203045/86 "2003-09-24T18:18:50Z")
Admission of trollery, calling someone a fag, and thinly-veiled threats. Hmmm… (Aaaaaaaaaand in 10… 9… 8…) Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_News_Baboon)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yes-people-i-know-im-not-keanu-reeves/203045/87 "2003-09-24T18:22:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Thaidog \* > \*\*I merly care about shock value and post counts… Everything else is besides the point. I personally find it easier to up the posts with shocking bullshit that causes severe flaimming… > \*\* so. now you admit to being a troll and/or a jerk? ---
**Author:** ![Thaidog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/50afbb/32.png) [@Thaidog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thaidog)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yes-people-i-know-im-not-keanu-reeves/203045/88 "2003-09-24T18:30:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bad News Baboon \* > \*\*so. > > now you admit to being a troll and/or a jerk? \*\* I admit to being entertaining and generating a ton of hits for my threads. One again you must READ the forum subject. It clearly states if you have to flame, do it HERE. Are you really so clueless as to think that this kind of post would be found not here and… where? Do you really think I go around in real life a say shit like this? Causing flaming to start… where? The gas station? Yes, you got me… I burn dogs in my spare time! What can I say? ---
**Author:** ![Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_News_Baboon)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yes-people-i-know-im-not-keanu-reeves/203045/89 "2003-09-24T18:34:11Z")
By all means, go on. Please. Dig that hole deeper. it will make for a more entertaining read when you are gone. ---
**Author:** ![Thaidog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/50afbb/32.png) [@Thaidog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thaidog)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yes-people-i-know-im-not-keanu-reeves/203045/90 "2003-09-24T18:40:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bad News Baboon \* > \*\*By all means, go on. > > Please. > > Dig that hole deeper. > it will make for a more entertaining read when you are gone. \*\* You are with out a doubt, absolutely no fun at parties. I feel this. I know this. How? I went to ECU. Point proven. I rest the case and burn your dog. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yes-people-i-know-im-not-keanu-reeves/203045/91 "2003-09-24T18:47:05Z")
Thai, they’re baiting you! Don’t fall for it! Moderator’s already marked you up once, and they’re trying to set you up for a fall! Don’t make any snarky replies to them. Just ask for this thread to be closed, chill, and start another insane thread later. I gotta defend my homie. ---
**Author:** ![Thaidog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/50afbb/32.png) [@Thaidog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thaidog)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yes-people-i-know-im-not-keanu-reeves/203045/92 "2003-09-24T18:57:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Knowed Out \* > \*\*Thai, they’re baiting you! Don’t fall for it! Moderator’s already marked you up once, and they’re trying to set you up for a fall! Don’t make any snarky replies to them. Just ask for this thread to be closed, chill, and start another insane thread later. > > I gotta defend my homie. \*\* Knowed out my bro, I’m out tha doh! You should come over to North Hills Club and meet me at the bar for some drinks! There’s a professional women’s tennis tournament going on at the club right now! What does that mean for me and you? Free beer and plenty of skirts to look up! Time for me to live my life! Coldfire: I guess I’ve done it again. My bad, but none of their posts were on point, and once again… “I’m up out dis piece!” (for at least 24 hours) ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yes-people-i-know-im-not-keanu-reeves/203045/93 "2003-09-24T19:00:31Z")
Wait, you were warned once and now you’re purposely being a jerk again? Hoo, boy. You ain’t too bright, are ya? Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yes-people-i-know-im-not-keanu-reeves/203045/94 "2003-09-24T19:43:37Z")
Enough. Bye. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yes-people-i-know-im-not-keanu-reeves/203045/95 "2003-09-24T19:57:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Desmostylus \* > \*\*[Crocodile](http://www.ozoutback.com.au/postcards/postcards_forms/animals_not_cuddly/Source/7.htm). > > [Alligator](http://www.ultracollector.com/AMallTestPhotos/AMall/Alligator%20Purse_1.jpg). > > _Link removed - CF_ \*\* **Demostylus** , I removed that last link. I’m pretty sure you know why. Don’t do that again, ever. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yes-people-i-know-im-not-keanu-reeves/203045.md?page=4)