# yesiree bob

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yesiree-bob/85678>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 5, 2001, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yesiree-bob/85678 "2001-10-05T21:28:50Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
**Page:** 1

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**Author:** ![BuddhaDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@BuddhaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuddhaDog)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2001, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yesiree-bob/85678/1 "2001-10-05T21:28:50Z")

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[list][li]Strawman[_]Snope/Google is your friend [_] Are the two mutually exclusive? Felch[/li]  
I’m sure there are more but its officially 1730 - outta here!

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**Author:** ![Kamandi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5daacb/32.png) [@Kamandi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamandi)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2001, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yesiree-bob/85678/2 "2001-10-05T23:31:21Z")

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You forgot one:

WTF?

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2001, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yesiree-bob/85678/3 "2001-10-05T23:36:07Z")

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And also:  
“You owe me a new keyboard.”  
😃

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**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2001, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yesiree-bob/85678/4 "2001-10-05T23:42:57Z")

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And of course, after making a mistake: “Preview is my friend.”

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**Author:** ![Kamandi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5daacb/32.png) [@Kamandi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamandi)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2001, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yesiree-bob/85678/5 "2001-10-05T23:54:01Z")

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No, really: WTF?

What The Fuck is the OP trying to say?

Is this a rant?

Embellishment, after all, is the heart of good story telling.

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2001, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yesiree-bob/85678/6 "2001-10-05T23:59:13Z")

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I was serious too. You owe me a new keyboard.

Just because I decided to be _ **Ruler of the Dopers Whose Names Begin With K** _. Why don’t you throw in a bag of Cheetos too, just for the hell of it.

[sub]also I too have no idea what the OP is getting at, but your post did make me chuckle.[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Kamandi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5daacb/32.png) [@Kamandi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamandi)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2001, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yesiree-bob/85678/7 "2001-10-07T15:27:42Z")

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Keyboard and Cheetos are in the post, Your Majesty. 🙂

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**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2001, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yesiree-bob/85678/8 "2001-10-08T16:01:21Z")

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Shouldn’t this thread be in a different forum?

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**Author:** ![headshok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e56c9b/32.png) [@headshok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/headshok)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2001, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yesiree-bob/85678/9 "2001-10-08T16:12:05Z")

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:rolleyes:

Pot. Kettle. Black.

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**Author:** ![John\_Corrado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2001, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yesiree-bob/85678/10 "2001-10-08T16:33:00Z")

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To quote the unparalleled P.J. O’Rourke:

“What the fuck? I mean, what the fucking fuck?”  
I’d move this thread to another forum, but I have no idea what is being talked about here. Is this rant? Is it a chat? When it’s talked about, does it get bad? Or does the bad get it instead? I don’t know. Particle man.

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**Author:** ![BuddhaDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@BuddhaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuddhaDog)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2001, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yesiree-bob/85678/11 "2001-10-08T16:34:28Z")

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cliches of the SDMB

#3 [Hi Opal!](http://fff.fathom.org)[/list]

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