# Yesterday was more fun. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 23, 2000, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yesterday-was-more-fun/23329 "2000-06-23T15:15:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![SouthernStyle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@SouthernStyle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SouthernStyle)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yesterday-was-more-fun/23329/21 "2000-06-23T18:57:06Z")
Considering where that feather’s been, I think that you can keep it. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yesterday-was-more-fun/23329/22 "2000-06-23T19:02:28Z")
::Tapping each shoulder with my “sword” as you kneel before me:: Arise **struuter** : SDMB Strumpet. ---
**Author:** ![SouthernStyle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@SouthernStyle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SouthernStyle)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yesterday-was-more-fun/23329/23 "2000-06-23T19:08:49Z")
That figures. I invest the better part of the afternoon turning **struuter** into a culinary delight and she’s playing with **Scottie** ’s sword. At least I didn’t have to hear about her “sheathing” it. sigh… ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yesterday-was-more-fun/23329/24 "2000-06-23T19:13:50Z")
Oh Southern honey… As you may recall, I’m still here…does being a busty redhead count for anything? ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yesterday-was-more-fun/23329/25 "2000-06-23T19:14:29Z")
You ought to know that three people came running at my fits of laughter at being knighted (nighted? naughtied? whatever). How can I explain your ‘sword’ to them? BTW, that’s some length and girth on that-there weapon of yours. Are we in a cease-fire? (ugh, I’m sorry about that one…) I must say this is a pretty special place with some pretty cool people when I can get this wound-up over getting my own SDMB title. And from you, too. 🙂 Aaahhh. Looks like Southern is busy. And, being the SDMB Strumpet–I’d best get all this chocolate and cinnamon sauce off. \ ---
**Author:** ![SouthernStyle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@SouthernStyle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SouthernStyle)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yesterday-was-more-fun/23329/26 "2000-06-23T19:19:59Z")
Falcon, You are still here! I took the silence for absence. Or apathy. Does this mean that I have your sympathy? **struuter** dumped me. I really don’t think that she deserves her new title. ::gossipy noises in background:: I heard that as soon as the “ceremony” was over she headed for the showers. No stamina, I guess… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yesterday-was-more-fun/23329/27 "2000-06-23T19:28:37Z")
Wow. A culinary delight? You certainly have a way with words. And here I thought the bath-thing was a subtle invitation…I see now I’ve got to do some serious work if I’m going to live up to this new title. \ Southern, I would not be a true strumpet if I didn’t mention that there being two of us chicks is not such a bad thing for a guy in your position… Falcon? You’re a red head…you wanna teach him a thing or two? ---
**Author:** ![Tally-Ho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e495f1/32.png) [@Tally-Ho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tally-Ho)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yesterday-was-more-fun/23329/28 "2000-06-23T20:02:59Z")
Uh oh. Looks like SouthernStyle is getting way over his head here. 😉 struuter, Falcon, I wish I could stay and help you two give Style his just desserts. ☹ Smear a little chocolate syrup on him for me, will ya? chrisbar ---
**Author:** ![SouthernStyle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@SouthernStyle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SouthernStyle)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yesterday-was-more-fun/23329/29 "2000-06-23T20:30:24Z")
Sorry for the silence ladies. I had to pay some bills. **struuter** may have redeemed herself. I’ll wait to pass judgement on her being a true strumpet. Her first test is explaining this “my position” thing. I’m sitting in a high backed chair, feet under my desk, with no women in the room. This does nothing to further the reputation that I worked so hard to establish. Now I’m getting the silent treatment from **Falcon**. And I was just about to recommend her for “strumpet in training” (strumpetette?). But life is good, now. **chrisbar** still loves me. (strumpet light?) Plus it raises the ante to _three_ chicks! (If my wife wanders in … we were talking about dinner… yeah… dinner… that’s it… dinner… Personally I intend to have a full helping of desert tonight!) ---
**Author:** ![Tally-Ho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e495f1/32.png) [@Tally-Ho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tally-Ho)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yesterday-was-more-fun/23329/30 "2000-06-23T20:36:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > But life is good, now. **chrisbar** still loves me. (strumpet light?) Plus it raises the ante to _three_ chicks! (If my wife wanders in … we were talking about dinner… yeah… dinner… that’s it… dinner… Personally I intend to have a full helping of desert tonight!) > \*\* Strumpet Light? Is that my new nickname around here? All the fun and half the calories… I like it. 😃 chrisbar ---
**Author:** ![SouthernStyle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@SouthernStyle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SouthernStyle)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yesterday-was-more-fun/23329/31 "2000-06-23T20:47:04Z")
Gee chris, “all the fun and half the calories”? Does this mean I need to use sugar free cool-whip? And thanks for the 😉 next to getting in over my head. Must mean I did something right. ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yesterday-was-more-fun/23329/32 "2000-06-23T20:51:18Z")
Southern, Just when I thought you’d given up on me…thank heavens. As for titles…how about giving everyone their own original? Trollop, Wench, Coquette, Tart, Floozy? They’re all free. Not that I wouldn’t share…I wouldn’t be much of a strumpet if I got all possessive, would I? I don’t see Chief around(I think I scared him off)…Southern, are you going to be willing to unsheath your sword for this? And if your wife walks in…well, you’ll be thanking your lucky stars you’re sitting behind a desk with your hands on your keyboard. 🙂 Oh, crud. I see by the clock on the wall it’s about time for me to hang up my tassled bra. \ I hope this was close to as good as yesterday… ---
**Author:** ![SouthernStyle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@SouthernStyle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SouthernStyle)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yesterday-was-more-fun/23329/33 "2000-06-23T20:56:58Z")
It was certainly as much fun. We just needed more “players”. strumpet. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![tradesilicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/439d5e/32.png) [@tradesilicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tradesilicon)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yesterday-was-more-fun/23329/34 "2000-06-23T21:14:56Z")
Southern, you got a party goin’ on? And you didn’t call? Dang, I’ll be sure to watch for your threads more carefully. ::pulls out a Costco size can Hersheys Chocolate syrup:: Anyone still hungry? Sili ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yesterday-was-more-fun/23329/35 "2000-06-23T21:37:53Z")
Oh Southern…I’m back… Sorry hon, phone call. Now then. Since I can’t be a strumpet, perhaps I could be a tart? With chocolate syrup? ---
**Author:** ![SouthernStyle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@SouthernStyle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SouthernStyle)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yesterday-was-more-fun/23329/36 "2000-06-23T21:45:10Z")
Dang. I can only remember one woman’s nickname at a time. Now I gotta make a list. **struuter** is **strumpet** **Falcon** is **tart** **chrisbar** is **strumpet lite** And Christie is the bimbo. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yesterday-was-more-fun/23329/37 "2000-06-23T21:54:47Z")
So Southern…think we should break in this “Tart” title? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![SouthernStyle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@SouthernStyle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SouthernStyle)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yesterday-was-more-fun/23329/38 "2000-06-23T22:07:04Z")
Sure. In fact we can start with … wait a sec … Wife just came in. Will call back after she goes to bed. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yesterday-was-more-fun/23329/39 "2000-06-23T22:31:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Southern, you got a party goin’ on? And you didn’t call? Dang, I’ll be sure to watch for your threads more carefully. > > ::pulls out a Costco size can Hersheys Chocolate syrup:: > > Anyone still hungry? > > Sili > \*\* MMMmmmmmmmmmm…sili! Looks like I got here just in time! I adore chocolate syrup. Especially if it’s drizzled all over me…and someone wanted to lick it all off… oh, dear. This could really get me in trouble. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![tradesilicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/439d5e/32.png) [@tradesilicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tradesilicon)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yesterday-was-more-fun/23329/40 "2000-06-23T22:38:23Z")
purplebear, I hate to let a perfectly good (Costco Size) can of syrup go to waste…Let’s see, if its drizzles you like, maybe I can use this collander… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yesterday-was-more-fun/23329.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yesterday-was-more-fun/23329.md?page=3)