# Yesterday was more fun. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 23, 2000, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yesterday-was-more-fun/23329 "2000-06-23T15:15:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yesterday-was-more-fun/23329/41 "2000-06-23T23:01:55Z")
_sigh_ Well, I suppose I’ll sit in the corner with this jar of honey and wait for Southern to return… ---
**Author:** ![tradesilicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/439d5e/32.png) [@tradesilicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tradesilicon)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yesterday-was-more-fun/23329/42 "2000-06-23T23:46:37Z")
::Looks around, notices hot babe with jar of honey. Thinks to himself ‘Honey and Chocolate, that’s a treat!’ Oh, Falcon, care to join me for a dip? ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2000, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yesterday-was-more-fun/23329/43 "2000-06-24T00:37:04Z")
"You got your chocolate on my boobs! You got your peanut butter on my crotch! Two great tastes, taste great together…" ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2000, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yesterday-was-more-fun/23329/44 "2000-06-24T00:55:14Z")
Why trade! I’d love to! Now let’s see…where should I drizzle this honey… ---
**Author:** ![SouthernStyle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@SouthernStyle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SouthernStyle)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2000, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yesterday-was-more-fun/23329/45 "2000-06-24T02:12:43Z")
purplebear – Unless you’re directly related to Barney, I just can’t imagine a purplebear getting herself into trouble. Besides, there are lots of us around here that will be glad to get you into trouble. Preferably in the non-replicating sense. 😉 Falcon – talk about a fickle tart! (Which is considerably different from a ticket fart.) I step out to take care of some “nuptial responsibilites” and I get brushed aside for **tradesilicon**. (And he wonders why I didn’t tell him that the party was in full swing. ;)) I guess it’s me and the purple one tonight. Now where did I put that Wesson oil? * * * I’m not much on cherries, But I’m sure hog about the box they come in! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2000, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yesterday-was-more-fun/23329/46 "2000-06-24T02:31:27Z")
Well, since trade abandoned me…I still have this honey. Care to show me what you’d do with it? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![SouthernStyle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@SouthernStyle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SouthernStyle)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2000, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yesterday-was-more-fun/23329/47 "2000-06-24T02:44:05Z")
Oh, I get it. First I’m dumped for the silicon one. It’s only when he dumps you that the honey jar comes back home. This is gonna be complicated. ::tries to enter it all into his calculator:: ::realizes he needs a keypad with letters:: ::says to heck with it and reaches for the graham crackers:: sigh… ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2000, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yesterday-was-more-fun/23329/48 "2000-06-24T02:57:18Z")
_smiles sweetly_ You know I loves ya, SS! Now let’s see…oops. I think I dropped some honey on myself… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yesterday-was-more-fun/23329.md?page=2)