# Yet A(nother) sex poll:  What is your favorite act?

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [August 10, 2008, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-a-nother-sex-poll-what-is-your-favorite-act/459464 "2008-08-10T02:03:45Z")\
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**Author:** ![Onomatopoeia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/onomatopoeia/32/4145_2.png) [@Onomatopoeia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Onomatopoeia)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2008, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-a-nother-sex-poll-what-is-your-favorite-act/459464/61 "2008-08-14T17:54:28Z")

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[QUOTE=pbbth]  
He says it is the smell factor, which I understand. I am aware that it doesn’t smell like chocolate chip cookies or anything, so it doesn’t offend me, and I am not the only woman he has had this problem with before. He actually told me before we even considered getting intimate that it was something he had never been able to do. The last time he tried was literally 2 minutes after a shower but it didn’t help.  
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Seems like a simple problem with an equally simple solution …make your stuff smell like freshly-baked chocolate chip cookies by slathering it up in, you know, freshly-baked, soft and warm chocolate chip cookies. You say your guy likes strawberries? Puree some strawberries with a little sugar and work some onto and into your female parts. Problem solved. You’re welcome. Yes, I do take travelers checks. 🙂

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**Author:** ![kittenlm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ce7236/32.png) [@kittenlm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenlm)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2008, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-a-nother-sex-poll-what-is-your-favorite-act/459464/62 "2008-08-14T18:21:31Z")

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[QUOTE=pbbth]  
He says it is the smell factor, which I understand. I am aware that it doesn’t smell like chocolate chip cookies or anything, so it doesn’t offend me, and I am not the only woman he has had this problem with before. He actually told me before we even considered getting intimate that it was something he had never been able to do. The last time he tried was literally 2 minutes after a shower but it didn’t help.

Next on my list of things to try is flavored lube, which generally is not so much flavored as it is heavily scented, in hopes that it might help. He keeps trying, bless his heart, but he just can’t seem to get past it. He is the first man I’ve ever met to have this problem though so I am a bit stumped. I don’t suppose it matters too much as the last time we had sex I had about a dozen orgasms, but it would be nice if we could figure out a way for him to be able to work around his issues and go down on me.  
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Gum or mints. I had a friend who used to have that problem so he started using mints when he was gonna go down on a girl. He said it worked like a charm!

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**Author:** ![JayRx1981](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/71e660/32.png) [@JayRx1981](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JayRx1981)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2008, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-a-nother-sex-poll-what-is-your-favorite-act/459464/63 "2008-08-15T00:22:06Z")

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Probably frottage with a ton of making out thrown in. Oral sex is just boring, in my experience.

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**Author:** ![pbbth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f9ae1b/32.png) [@pbbth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbbth)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2008, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-a-nother-sex-poll-what-is-your-favorite-act/459464/64 "2008-08-15T02:30:01Z")

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> Originally Posted by **kittenlm**
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> Gum or mints. I had a friend who used to have that problem so he started using mints when he was gonna go down on a girl. He said it worked like a charm!

If this works I owe you pie.

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**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2008, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-a-nother-sex-poll-what-is-your-favorite-act/459464/65 "2008-08-15T02:41:47Z")

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[QUOTE=pbbth]  
If this works I owe you pie.  
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Ummm…am I the only one who thinks mint in one’s mouth while eating out a hoo-ha could cause some problems? The burning, itching, type of problem?

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**Author:** ![pbbth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f9ae1b/32.png) [@pbbth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbbth)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2008, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-a-nother-sex-poll-what-is-your-favorite-act/459464/66 "2008-08-15T02:46:31Z")

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The mints must be sugar free, **bouv**! That is an important part of involving any food products in your sex life, actually.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Fight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Cat\_Fight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Fight)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2008, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-a-nother-sex-poll-what-is-your-favorite-act/459464/67 "2008-08-15T03:04:34Z")

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[QUOTE=pbbth]  
The mints must be sugar free, **bouv**! That is an important part of involving any food products in your sex life, actually.  
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Definitely sugar free and, er, not too strong, know what I mean? Maybe stick with spearmint.

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**Author:** ![Onomatopoeia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/onomatopoeia/32/4145_2.png) [@Onomatopoeia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Onomatopoeia)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2008, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-a-nother-sex-poll-what-is-your-favorite-act/459464/68 "2008-08-15T16:14:16Z")

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[QUOTE=Cat Fight]  
Definitely sugar free and, er, not too strong, know what I mean? Maybe stick with spearmint.  
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So, are you saying Altoids are out? :eek:

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**Author:** ![Tastes\_of\_Chocolate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tastes_of_chocolate/32/3232_2.png) [@Tastes\_of\_Chocolate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tastes_of_Chocolate)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2008, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-a-nother-sex-poll-what-is-your-favorite-act/459464/69 "2008-08-15T16:39:06Z")

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[QUOTE=Onomatopoeia]  
So, are you saying Altoids are out? :eek:  
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Based on my past experience, yes, Altoids are out, even if seperated by an hour.

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2008, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-a-nother-sex-poll-what-is-your-favorite-act/459464/70 "2008-08-16T00:54:00Z")

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I’m very self-conscious about this and I’ll probably get flammed…but…

I like to be touched. I don’t mind giving oral as long as she’s touching me with her hands…somewhere (doesn’t have to be there) and maybe rubbing appreciatively? Even my shoulderblade will do, if that’s not too icky. I don’t think a slight sensual feedback is too selfish, but then I’m a guy.

If not, well, oral is just like homework & I get bored and my jaw hurts after 20-30 minutes. Softness ensues.

“Glad you had a good time. G’nite.”

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**Post date:** [August 16, 2008, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-a-nother-sex-poll-what-is-your-favorite-act/459464/71 "2008-08-16T01:13:37Z")

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Doggy-style. Great position, great penetration. 😃

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**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2008, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-a-nother-sex-poll-what-is-your-favorite-act/459464/72 "2008-08-16T01:26:56Z")

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holding hands.

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**Post date:** [August 16, 2008, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-a-nother-sex-poll-what-is-your-favorite-act/459464/73 "2008-08-16T10:20:29Z")

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[QUOTE=An Gadaí]  
holding hands.  
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You could make icecream out of that vanilla. 😛

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**Post date:** [August 16, 2008, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-a-nother-sex-poll-what-is-your-favorite-act/459464/74 "2008-08-16T13:37:30Z")

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Sorry, I meant fisting, always get those two mixed up.

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**Author:** ![Illuminatiprimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/illuminatiprimus/32/11520_2.png) [@Illuminatiprimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Illuminatiprimus)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2008, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-a-nother-sex-poll-what-is-your-favorite-act/459464/75 "2008-08-16T14:23:00Z")

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[QUOTE=An Gadaí]  
Sorry, I meant fisting, always get those two mixed up.  
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That’s better (and it’s an easy mistake to make, what with them both involving hands and all).

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**Author:** ![PaulParkhead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@PaulParkhead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PaulParkhead)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2008, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-a-nother-sex-poll-what-is-your-favorite-act/459464/76 "2008-08-16T15:38:14Z")

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[QUOTE=An Gadaí]  
Sorry, I meant fisting, always get those two mixed up.  
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That could be embarrassing in public.

“Darling, let’s hold hands.”  
“Sure, honey…”

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**Post date:** [August 16, 2008, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-a-nother-sex-poll-what-is-your-favorite-act/459464/77 "2008-08-16T15:59:10Z")

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[QUOTE=mr. jp]  
Tying her up and blindfolding her, then fucking her hard and long while I smack her ass red, she screams and …

Ehm, I mean, one more for oral.  
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Marry me? 😃

And re the OP:

doggy doggy doggy  
oy oy oy…

😛

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**Post date:** [August 16, 2008, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-a-nother-sex-poll-what-is-your-favorite-act/459464/78 "2008-08-16T16:34:21Z")

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[QUOTE=An Gadaí]  
Sorry, I meant fisting, always get those two mixed up.  
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The keys are like right next to each other.

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**Author:** ![Uncle\_Brother\_Walker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f08c70/32.png) [@Uncle\_Brother\_Walker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Brother_Walker)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2008, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-a-nother-sex-poll-what-is-your-favorite-act/459464/79 "2008-08-19T03:42:35Z")

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[QUOTE=Abby\_Emma\_Sasha]  
And some guy from Denmark posts after we talk about Hamlet. Ironic in the Alanis sense or just freaky?  
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Well, _Bard_ -on me, but it sounds like somebody’s in _Dane_ -nial.

I would offer a comment here, but I don’t want to get in Dutch with anybody.

😛

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