# Yet another 500 posts party **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 6, 2000, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-500-posts-party/13477 "2000-02-06T21:31:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2000, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-500-posts-party/13477/1 "2000-02-06T21:31:00Z")
Well, since a lot of other people are doing this, I might as well too. After ten long months of supreme effort, I have finally hit the 500 mark. ## Please, no gifts. Money (preferably larger bills) will suffice. Shadowfox _“Distinguished” Sexy assistant to Head Honcho, Self-Righteous Clique_ ---
**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2000, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-500-posts-party/13477/2 "2000-02-06T21:40:00Z")
Woohoo, Shadow! Let me be the first to congratulate you. * * * _SanibelMan_ - [My Homepage](http://members.macconnect.com/~jonkleinow/) “Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There’s a frood who really knows where his towel is.” ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2000, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-500-posts-party/13477/3 "2000-02-06T21:52:00Z")
Hi. My name is Rock Studley and I’ll be your stripper tonight. You can look, but don’t touch. Okay, let’s party! * * * I don’t have to do drugs to mess up my head. I went to Catholic school. ---
**Author:** ![Surgoshan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Surgoshan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surgoshan)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2000, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-500-posts-party/13477/4 "2000-02-06T22:00:00Z")
Yay for the foxy lady! * * * I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail. ---
**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2000, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-500-posts-party/13477/5 "2000-02-06T22:04:00Z")
WOO WOO! _hops into Shadow’s arms and smooches her_ Now to get to cooking some gumbo for the party. * * * If you feel that you must suffer, then plan your suffering carefully–as you choose your dreams, as you conceive your ancestors. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2000, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-500-posts-party/13477/6 "2000-02-06T22:12:00Z")
Took ya long enough. 😉 congrats! * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2000, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-500-posts-party/13477/7 "2000-02-06T23:32:00Z")
## Hey, shadowfox, wtg! Sue from El Paso Siamese Attack Puppet - Texas Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted. ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-500-posts-party/13477/8 "2000-02-07T03:01:00Z")
Hey! You’re almost 20% the loudmouth I am! Good job… * * * Yer pal, Satan ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-500-posts-party/13477/9 "2000-02-07T03:57:00Z")
Hi Shadow! I heard you had naked guys over here, so I just thought I’d… CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS on a CRACKED-WHEAT CRACKER! That’s WALLY! You put some clothes on **right now,** young man! There’s a very big difference between looking at naked strangers, and looking at naked men who are just strange. Anyhoo, congrats, Shadow! * * * Changing my sig, because Wally said to, and I really like Wally, and I’ll do anything he says, anytime he says to. ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-500-posts-party/13477/10 "2000-02-07T04:00:00Z")
Hey! Right-o! I just learned that the band of your ceremonial see-gar is in fact an SDMB decoder ring! And I smoked mine! Congrats, Shadowfox! ---
**Author:** ![Catrandom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@Catrandom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catrandom)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-500-posts-party/13477/11 "2000-02-07T04:38:00Z")
I shall happily do the 500 dance with Shadowfox. You go! Catrandom