# Yet another addictive time waster **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 12, 2001, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-addictive-time-waster/92906 "2001-11-12T12:59:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2001, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-addictive-time-waster/92906/1 "2001-11-12T12:59:11Z")
Dammit I’ve yet to beat [THIS](http://tartarus.uwa.edu.au/%7Ewedgey/slime1/index.php3)slimy bastard! ---
**Author:** ![Kbean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Kbean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kbean)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2001, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-addictive-time-waster/92906/2 "2001-11-12T13:43:13Z")
Me too. He’s an evil one. I really should be studying right now but the slime is calling me… ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2001, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-addictive-time-waster/92906/3 "2001-11-12T14:13:48Z")
ARGH! stupid little semicircular thingy of slime! DOWN WITH WHITE SLIME! _stomps away, obviously annoyed at the fact that the score was 15 to 0, in the white slime’s favor_ ---
**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2001, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-addictive-time-waster/92906/4 "2001-11-12T19:13:58Z")
Try this one, it’s as addictive as they come: [http://www.gamescene.com/game.cgi?smitethee](http://www.gamescene.com/game.cgi?smitethee) ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2001, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-addictive-time-waster/92906/5 "2001-11-12T20:45:02Z")
Well, I beat the Pathetic White Slime. And then I beat the Angry Red Slimold. But the Slime Master has got my goat. ---
**Author:** ![moronmountain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@moronmountain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moronmountain)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2001, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-addictive-time-waster/92906/6 "2001-11-12T22:22:18Z")
Ouch…I am sad to say the stupid slime has my number…but I finally can beat him…then angry slime blows me away…I fall for their special deceptive serve EVERY TIME! I don’t get it…I’m good at REAL volleyball…cry cry cry. ---
**Author:** ![GreatKingRat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@GreatKingRat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreatKingRat)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2001, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-addictive-time-waster/92906/7 "2001-11-13T02:09:37Z")
Stoopid slime ---
**Author:** ![infinitii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e8c25b/32.png) [@infinitii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/infinitii)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2001, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-addictive-time-waster/92906/8 "2001-11-13T02:13:42Z")
here is what i think is the most addictive game ever. [http://www.yo.rim.or.jp/~nakagawa/SameGame/samegame-e.html](http://www.yo.rim.or.jp/~nakagawa/SameGame/samegame-e.html) ---
**Author:** ![Skwerl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Skwerl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skwerl)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2001, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-addictive-time-waster/92906/9 "2001-11-13T03:17:14Z")
You want addictive? Try pong…3D style! [http://www.liquid.se/pong.html](http://www.liquid.se/pong.html) ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2001, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-addictive-time-waster/92906/10 "2001-11-13T05:44:07Z")
beat the white slime beat the red slime the black slime is kicking my ass ---
**Author:** ![DarrenS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/977dab/32.png) [@DarrenS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarrenS)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2001, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-addictive-time-waster/92906/11 "2001-11-13T07:57:12Z")
That black slime…grrrrrr…one-eyed little…$#$$#%@!!! It plays with godlike ability. Never makes an unforced error - you have to make it so he physically **can’t** return the ball, by spiking him and such. Still haven’t managed to take more than 4 points from him. Is anyone else reminded of the Monty Python sketch where the Blancmanges are trying to win Wimbledon?? ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2001, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-addictive-time-waster/92906/12 "2001-11-13T11:18:46Z")
Osiris displays amazing athletic feats by jumping over the ball! ---
**Author:** ![Shylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@Shylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shylock)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2001, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-addictive-time-waster/92906/13 "2001-11-14T04:57:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DarrenS \* > \*\*That black slime…grrrrrr…one-eyed little…$#$$#%@!!! > > It plays with godlike ability. Never makes an unforced error - you have to make it so he physically **can’t** return the ball, by spiking him and such. Still haven’t managed to take more than 4 points from him.\*\* 4 points!?!?!? I can’t even get one point off him. His serve is almost unstoppable. My goal in life now is to score one point off the Black Devil Slime. ---
**Author:** ![Fugazi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f08c70/32.png) [@Fugazi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fugazi)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2001, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-addictive-time-waster/92906/14 "2001-11-14T12:52:26Z")
Damn, took me about 10 games to score 1 stupid point. ---
**Author:** ![Fugazi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f08c70/32.png) [@Fugazi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fugazi)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2001, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-addictive-time-waster/92906/15 "2001-11-14T12:56:36Z")
Now that’s funny. After I posted, I clicked back over and started another game. Just after I served, the SDMB popped back up because my post was posted (so to speak). So I’m like “dammit” and hurry to minimize the window. It pops up a second time & I minimize it again. I get back to the game and I’ve scored a point. 'course the slime scored the next 6 in a row. ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2001, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-addictive-time-waster/92906/16 "2001-11-14T13:17:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Osiris \* > \*\*Osiris displays amazing athletic feats by jumping over the ball! \*\* Wow I went on a real lucky streak. Managed to even get up 2 - nil on the master before he out played me. This game should really come with a gun. ---
**Author:** ![grimpixie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecb155/32.png) [@grimpixie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grimpixie)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2001, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-addictive-time-waster/92906/17 "2001-11-14T13:19:00Z")
Even the Pathetic White Slime defeats me ☹ ---
**Author:** ![grimpixie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecb155/32.png) [@grimpixie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grimpixie)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2001, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-addictive-time-waster/92906/18 "2001-11-14T13:21:24Z")
**grimpixie** scores his first point against White Slime… more news as it happens… ---
**Author:** ![Shylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@Shylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shylock)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2001, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-addictive-time-waster/92906/19 "2001-11-14T16:23:12Z")
YES! Mission accomplished! I have completed one of my life’s goals. One point off the Black Devil Slime. Ok, now on to world peace… ---
**Author:** ![CnoteChris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/278dde/32.png) [@CnoteChris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CnoteChris)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-addictive-time-waster/92906/20 "2001-11-15T21:16:54Z")
He he heeeeee. Fourth level, 9942 points. Beat that, suckers!! And wait 'till you see what you have to do to get past _that_ level. You thought the black one was bad, at the fourth level, the thing turns into a pulsing color combination that frankly gives me a headache and it continually slam dunks the ball on you. There’s no way to win. How some of these guy and gals got to the fifth level is beyond me. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-addictive-time-waster/92906.md?page=2)