Yet another bimbo "wellness" blogger found to be a fraud

“Oral or aural?”

Well, it’s not just “pretty women” bloggers as I thought:

I hate quinoa. I refuse to even mention it in my blog. :mad:

Get thee behind me seitan!

Fair enough!

How’d a bone-broth based baby food wind up with such high vitamin A levels? I understand the how and why of vitamin A toxicity – I’m just missing how the PaleoGerber ( :smiley: ) wound up presenting a risk.

My knowledge of Food Babe is only through her arch nemesis, the Science Babe (who I found through IFL Science on Facebook).

Science Babe makes it a hobby to debunk whatever the Food babe is posting.

In all fairness, when it comes to topics/questions that most people don’t the have eductation to solve on their own, this isn’t a terrible strategy.

I also hate quinoa and kale and refuse to consider them as anything but animal fodder.

I don’t care whether or not quinoa exists, but kale is a fine green and not deserving of the insults being hurled at it here.

Kale tastes like it’s made of bug spray.(Jim Gaffigan)

Better than the term “healthfulness.”

People have it all wrong, we should be focusing on Wellfullness.

Swiss chard has more of everything that’s useful in kale, and it doesn’t make your house smell like a frat house toilet when you saute it.

Q.E.D.

??? That report only counts black, latinos, and whites? Nobody else?

Well, it’s not like there’s another group from…maybe farther east? Or west, depending on which way you’re looking.

It’s garnish. It’s the stuff restaurants use to cover the ice on the salad bar. It’s not food. For people, anyway.

Journalism died at the Bush/Dukakis debate where CNN anchor Bernard Shaw asked Dukakis what about if his wife (Kitty) was raped. Dropped dead before it hit the floor. Journalism had been on life support since Barbara Walters began asking people what kind of tree they would like to be, but this was the nail in the coffin. Since that time Journalism has been going for the surprise cheap shot that shocks the audience into realizing just how fucking stupid news people and their subjects are.

Science Babe. She cracked and started blogging because Food Babe made her so mad she could spit, in fact. Bonus points for being gluten free because she is genuinely, clinical-signs-and-lab-test diagnosed with celiac disease, among other things. She is fond of dirty jokes and says “fuck” a lot, and once made her point about the efficacy of homeopathy by getting tipsy off a bottle of homeopathic dog “medication”.

Chard is better in every way. And it’s prettier, too.