# Yet another bumper sticker thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 14, 2006, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-bumper-sticker-thread/339963 "2006-01-14T14:49:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2006, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-bumper-sticker-thread/339963/1 "2006-01-14T14:49:55Z")
Saw a great one last night: > [@](#): > > Come over to the dark side – we have cookies. Seen any good ones recently? ---
**Author:** ![ThisSpaceForRent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thisspaceforrent/32/345_2.png) [@ThisSpaceForRent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisSpaceForRent)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2006, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-bumper-sticker-thread/339963/2 "2006-01-14T14:58:19Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > Seen any good ones recently? A couple of my favorites: My Karma ran over your Dogma Og help me be the persom my dog thinks I am ---
**Author:** ![audiobottle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc8723/32.png) [@audiobottle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/audiobottle)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2006, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-bumper-sticker-thread/339963/3 "2006-01-14T15:08:05Z")
My baby animal is cuter than your honor student. ---
**Author:** ![Comrade\_Snarky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e480ec/32.png) [@Comrade\_Snarky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Comrade_Snarky)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2006, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-bumper-sticker-thread/339963/4 "2006-01-14T15:57:17Z")
My other car is also a Porsche… \ Of course, we can guess what the sticker-ed car in question is… ---
**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2006, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-bumper-sticker-thread/339963/5 "2006-01-14T15:58:04Z")
One of my favorites was upside-down on an obviously off-road-ready Jeep Wrangler: ``` **If you can read this, turn me over**. ``` ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2006, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-bumper-sticker-thread/339963/6 "2006-01-14T16:22:00Z")
> [@ThisSpaceForRent](#): > > A couple of my favorites: > > My Karma ran over your Dogma > > Og help me be the persom my dog thinks I am I have a tee-shirt “My goal in life is to be the person my dog thinks I am” I like, as a bumper sticker “Dog is my co-pilot” ---
**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2006, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-bumper-sticker-thread/339963/7 "2006-01-14T17:24:06Z")
“You can make me rise, but I refuse to shine” ---
**Author:** ![wheelie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b4bc9f/32.png) [@wheelie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wheelie)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2006, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-bumper-sticker-thread/339963/8 "2006-01-14T19:18:48Z")
[Kinky Friedman](http://www.kinkyfriedman.com/catalog/index.php?cPath=26&osCsid=f37e2f300ddbd97e38b400b48e56f331) is running for Governor of Texas. I’m partial to “My Governor is a Jewish Cowboy” ---
**Author:** ![stretch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a6a055/32.png) [@stretch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stretch)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2006, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-bumper-sticker-thread/339963/9 "2006-01-14T21:24:33Z")
In America Anyone Can Become President That’s One Of The Risks You Take ---
**Author:** ![Mangosteen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Mangosteen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangosteen)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2006, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-bumper-sticker-thread/339963/10 "2006-01-15T02:00:15Z")
“Stop Honking, I’m On The Phone” And I still like “Caution, I drive like you do” ---
**Author:** ![Large\_Marge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/50afbb/32.png) [@Large\_Marge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Large_Marge)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2006, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-bumper-sticker-thread/339963/11 "2006-01-15T02:16:28Z")
**[size=2]DON’T TAKE CANDY FROM STRANGERS UNLESS THEY OFFER YOU A RIDE[/SIZE]** ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2006, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-bumper-sticker-thread/339963/12 "2006-01-15T02:18:48Z")
I have one (not on my car, just tacked to my wall) that has The Tick and reads: “Honk if you love Justice!!” I got it in college and should have put it on that car, since it was crappy and a bumper sticker wouldn’t have devalued it any. But my current car is too nice for anything like that. I need to get a beater car that I do nothing with but put bumper stickers on. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2006, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-bumper-sticker-thread/339963/13 "2006-01-15T02:23:44Z")
Sorry I Missed Church, I’ve Been Busy Practicing Witchcraft and Becoming a Lesbian ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2006, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-bumper-sticker-thread/339963/14 "2006-01-15T03:22:43Z")
My favorite is on the wall in my kitchen, not the truck: Please don’t tell my folks I’m a fireman. They still think I’m a piano player in a whorehouse. ---
**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2006, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-bumper-sticker-thread/339963/15 "2006-01-15T05:45:07Z")
> [@danceswithcats](#): > > My favorite is on the wall in my kitchen, not the truck: > > Please don’t tell my folks I’m a fireman. They still think I’m a piano player in a whorehouse. I love it. A few of my favorites from college (and one a teacher had on a filing cabinet in high school): SAVE A WHALE…HARPOON A FAT DUDE WHO WOULD JESUS BOMB? SAVE THE ALES (with a little picture of a frosty mug) ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2006, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-bumper-sticker-thread/339963/16 "2006-01-15T06:32:45Z")
“Sure you can trust the government. Just ask an Indian.” “Guns don’t kill people. Drivers with cell phones do.” That second one I really like. I was neary killed by an idiot 17 year old girl talking on her cell phone. ---
**Author:** ![TJdude825](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dec6dc/32.png) [@TJdude825](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TJdude825)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2006, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-bumper-sticker-thread/339963/17 "2006-01-15T07:25:53Z")
My favorite is still a red sticker that says “If this sticker is blue, you’re driving too fast.” If light is moving toward you and you are approaching the light source (or it’s a approaching you) at a very high speed, the colors of the light coming toward you shift from redder shades to bluer ones. This is known as “blue shift” - you can google it. The joke is that the shift is absolutely miniscule and negligible until you get to speeds approaching the speed of light. ---
**Author:** ![liberty3701](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@liberty3701](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/liberty3701)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2006, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-bumper-sticker-thread/339963/18 "2006-01-15T17:00:06Z")
I saw one with a line of elephants holding the tail of the one in front of it, but the very frontest elephant was upside-down. It said “[Subvert the dominant pachyderm.](http://www.pachydermtees.com/)” ---
**Author:** ![SandyHook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dec6dc/32.png) [@SandyHook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SandyHook)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2006, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-bumper-sticker-thread/339963/19 "2006-01-15T17:36:52Z")
Going to breakfast one morning there was a car in the lot with a, “ **Give War A Chance** ,” sticker. When I walked over to get a better look there was a human shaped target in the back with 5 in the heart ring and 5 in the head. **Ted Kennedy’s car has killed more people than my guns.** This is often seen in the same lot. ---
**Author:** ![D.E.S.K.Top668](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@D.E.S.K.Top668](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D.E.S.K.Top668)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2006, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-bumper-sticker-thread/339963/20 "2006-01-15T18:36:08Z")
My three favorites; Jeez if you love honkies. Don’t undertake vast projects with half-vast ideas. My child has enough self-esteem that I don’t need to post his achivements on the back of my car. Peace - DESK [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-bumper-sticker-thread/339963.md?page=2)