# Yet another bumper sticker thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 14, 2006, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-bumper-sticker-thread/339963 "2006-01-14T14:49:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![LucyInDisguise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucyindisguise/32/18064_2.png) [@LucyInDisguise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LucyInDisguise)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2006, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-bumper-sticker-thread/339963/21 "2006-01-15T18:38:13Z")
Sometimes hard to read on the back of my (t)rusty old 1970 Ford Pickup … DO NOT WASH! Scientific Rust Experiment IN PROGRESS ---
**Author:** ![Seren](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19adc/32.png) [@Seren](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seren)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-bumper-sticker-thread/339963/22 "2006-01-16T02:19:22Z")
> [@TJdude825](#): > > My favorite is still a red sticker that says “If this sticker is blue, you’re driving too fast.” I so want this sticker. Any idea where to find one? ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-bumper-sticker-thread/339963/23 "2006-01-16T02:50:49Z")
I once pulled up next to a wonderful little old grandma, silver-haired and prim-looking, with a bumper-sticker reading, “HONK IF YOU UNDERSTAND PUNCTUATED EQUILIBRIUM” It made my day. The blue-shift one is awesome. Daniel ---
**Author:** ![beckwall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b487fb/32.png) [@beckwall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beckwall)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-bumper-sticker-thread/339963/24 "2006-01-16T03:09:47Z")
WWJDD (What Would Johnny Damon Do) ---
**Author:** ![Sophistry\_and\_Illusion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Sophistry\_and\_Illusion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sophistry_and_Illusion)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-bumper-sticker-thread/339963/25 "2006-01-16T12:12:41Z")
Jesus is coming–look busy ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Goob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c77e96/32.png) [@Mr.Goob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Goob)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-bumper-sticker-thread/339963/26 "2006-01-16T15:22:46Z")
Many years ago I saw one that almost made me drive off the road from laughter. \*\*Humpty Dumpty was pushed. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Plynck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Plynck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plynck)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-bumper-sticker-thread/339963/27 "2006-01-16T19:42:48Z")
Not mine, but: “MY OTHER CAR IS IN ESCROW” “HONK IF YOU’RE JESUS” “I’D RATHER BE A HIGHWAY PATROLMAN - GOD BLESS THEM!!” “FRIENDS DON’T LET FRIENDS VOTE REPUBLICAN” “ASK ME ABOUT MY GRANDCHILDREN. RIGHT NOW. WHILE I’M DRIVING” “THIS CAR STOPS AT ALL FREEWAY APPROACHES” “HONK IF YOU’RE DEAF” “IF YOU LOVE JESUS, YOU’RE TOO DAMN CLOSE!” ---
**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-bumper-sticker-thread/339963/28 "2006-01-16T19:49:26Z")
Spotted on the front bumper of a truck in Santa Cruz: RUN HIPPIE RUN ---
**Author:** ![Translucent\_Daydream](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/translucent_daydream/32/16170_2.png) [@Translucent\_Daydream](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Translucent_Daydream)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-bumper-sticker-thread/339963/29 "2006-01-16T19:56:44Z")
“Never have so few taken so much from so many for so long” My kid beat the hell out of your honor student. Keep honking bitch, I’m reloading Discourage inbreeding - ban country music My favorite: ALL ELSE FAILED ---
**Author:** ![Ol\_Gaffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Ol\_Gaffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ol_Gaffer)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-bumper-sticker-thread/339963/30 "2006-01-16T20:27:33Z")
Another Santa Cruz classic (on a VW bus) - “I beat up six hippies and all I got was this crappy bus!” I used to have - “Warsteiner: Life is too short to drink cheap beer” back in the early '90s when good beer was something that you had to actually go out of the way for. A buddy of mine had the same sticker on his truck and had blacked out the _too_ and the _to_ - “Warsteiner: Life is short drink cheap beer.” ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-bumper-sticker-thread/339963/31 "2006-01-16T21:57:00Z")
> [@danceswithcats](#): > > Please don’t tell my folks I’m a fireman. They still think I’m a piano player in a whorehouse. Is this a reference to something?? I used to have: I Brake for Tailgaters and Honk If You Love Peace and Quiet ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-bumper-sticker-thread/339963/32 "2006-01-16T22:09:48Z")
I saw one of those car ribbons the other day that said: **SUPPORT THE MAGNETIC RIBBON INDUSTRY** Awesome. ---
**Author:** ![ladybug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/46a35a/32.png) [@ladybug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladybug)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-bumper-sticker-thread/339963/33 "2006-01-16T23:39:19Z")
Recently spotted on the back of a pickup: “If you can read this, I’ve lost my trailer.” ---
**Author:** ![YaWanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/bbce88/32.png) [@YaWanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YaWanna)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-bumper-sticker-thread/339963/34 "2006-01-16T23:47:46Z")
I’ve always liked: > [@](#): > > Yes, as a matter of fact, I _do_ own the whole damned road! ---
**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-bumper-sticker-thread/339963/35 "2006-01-16T23:53:32Z")
I like my new one. One of the white-oval country stickers. Except it says “45ACP” ---
**Author:** ![interface2x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2006, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-bumper-sticker-thread/339963/36 "2006-01-17T03:33:07Z")
> [@Beadalin](#): > > I saw one of those car ribbons the other day that said: > > **SUPPORT THE MAGNETIC RIBBON INDUSTRY** > > Awesome. I prefer [this one](http://supportourribbons.com/maker_show.php?id=50898). ---
**Author:** ![robardin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/43a26b/32.png) [@robardin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robardin)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2006, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-bumper-sticker-thread/339963/37 "2006-01-17T03:54:06Z")
> [@Plynck](#): > > Not mine, but: > > “HONK IF YOU’RE JESUS”[…] > “IF YOU LOVE JESUS, YOU’RE TOO DAMN CLOSE!” My wife used to want to get one made for me that would read “I BRAKE FOR JESUS”. ---
**Author:** ![scr4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/59ef9b/32.png) [@scr4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scr4)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2006, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-bumper-sticker-thread/339963/38 "2006-01-17T03:56:35Z")
I don’t remember the exact wording, but something like: **God bless our troops God forgive our government** ---
**Author:** ![Nic2004](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4491bb/32.png) [@Nic2004](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nic2004)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2006, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-bumper-sticker-thread/339963/39 "2006-01-17T04:13:24Z")
Back in the old days, my girlfriend saw and bought this one for my old Chevy Van: > [@](#): > > Don’t Laugh- Your Daughter May Be In Here Now days I like > [@](#): > > Honk if you Love the Sound of Automatic Weapons Fire ---
**Author:** ![gooftroopag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gooftroopag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gooftroopag)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2006, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-bumper-sticker-thread/339963/40 "2006-01-17T05:01:22Z")
> [@wheelie](#): > > [Kinky Friedman](http://www.kinkyfriedman.com/catalog/index.php?cPath=26&osCsid=f37e2f300ddbd97e38b400b48e56f331) is running for Governor of Texas. I’m partial to “My Governor is a Jewish Cowboy” I prefer “He Ain’t Kinky - He’s My Governor” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-bumper-sticker-thread/339963.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-bumper-sticker-thread/339963.md?page=3)