# Yet another bumper sticker thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 14, 2006, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-bumper-sticker-thread/339963 "2006-01-14T14:49:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2006, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-bumper-sticker-thread/339963/41 "2006-01-17T06:36:11Z")
“Friends don’t let friends boot OS/2” ---
**Author:** ![Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hilarity_n.suze/32/6223_2.png) [@Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hilarity_N.Suze)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2006, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-bumper-sticker-thread/339963/42 "2006-01-17T07:02:17Z")
(on a Texas truck) HONK IF I’M AN AGGIE! ---
**Author:** ![Rock\_n\_Roach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Rock\_n\_Roach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rock_n_Roach)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2006, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-bumper-sticker-thread/339963/43 "2006-01-17T15:09:12Z")
One I saw this weekend was the (USA) flag in the shape of a piranha ---
**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2006, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-bumper-sticker-thread/339963/44 "2006-01-17T17:24:42Z")
> [@Beadalin](#): > > I saw one of those car ribbons the other day that said: > > **SUPPORT THE MAGNETIC RIBBON INDUSTRY** > > Awesome. I love this because…I HATE THOSE STUPID RIBBONS. ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2006, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-bumper-sticker-thread/339963/45 "2006-01-17T17:40:35Z")
Me too, **Honey**! ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2006, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-bumper-sticker-thread/339963/46 "2006-01-17T18:37:54Z")
My wife made me move my favorite to the refrigerator in the garage: “Liberals - One a day, one in possession.” Currently, my license plate frame says: “Get a grip - it was only a lane change!” But I want **CynicalGabe** ’s!!! ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2006, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-bumper-sticker-thread/339963/47 "2006-01-17T18:42:47Z")
> [@CynicalGabe](#): > > I like my new one. One of the white-oval country stickers. > > Except it says “45ACP” Okay, I’m an idiot – I totally don’t get it. ---
**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2006, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-bumper-sticker-thread/339963/48 "2006-01-17T19:14:31Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > But I want **CynicalGabe** ’s!!! [Ask and ye shall receive](http://www.cafepress.com/cp/search/search.aspx?cfpt=&q=ak47&x=0&y=0&cfpt2=%3A&copt=&source=searchBox) ---
**Author:** ![TwoTrouts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a9adbd/32.png) [@TwoTrouts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwoTrouts)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2006, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-bumper-sticker-thread/339963/49 "2006-01-17T19:28:42Z")
I’ve always been fond of one I saw for years in the student slum of Isla Vista outside of UCSB: **Be ALERT! (we need more lerts)** ---
**Author:** ![Jamaika\_a\_jamaikaiake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7993a0/32.png) [@Jamaika\_a\_jamaikaiake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jamaika_a_jamaikaiake)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2006, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-bumper-sticker-thread/339963/50 "2006-01-17T19:41:54Z")
I’d rather be driving –Raleigh Zen Center– ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2006, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-bumper-sticker-thread/339963/51 "2006-01-17T19:48:05Z")
> [@CynicalGabe](#): > > [Ask and ye shall receive](http://www.cafepress.com/cp/search/search.aspx?cfpt=&q=ak47&x=0&y=0&cfpt2=%3A&copt=&source=searchBox) Cool. Thanks! ( **Twicks** , I hope that explains it.) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Woo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7c8e57/32.png) [@Dr.Woo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Woo)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2006, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-bumper-sticker-thread/339963/52 "2006-01-18T18:25:53Z")
Just saw this one the other day: If you can read this You’re not the President ---
**Author:** ![Jet\_Jaguar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jet_jaguar/32/3562_2.png) [@Jet\_Jaguar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jet_Jaguar)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-bumper-sticker-thread/339963/53 "2006-01-19T03:59:16Z")
Seen on a motorcycle at Biketoberfest last year: > [@](#): > > Warning! > If this bike is on a trailer, it is being stolen. [sub]You see, it’s funny to someone who knows how many of these bikes are just trailered to these events only to be used as bar-hopping ass jewerly.[/sub] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-bumper-sticker-thread/339963.md?page=2)