# Yet another Doper word game...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-doper-word-game/91410>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 4, 2001, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-doper-word-game/91410 "2001-11-04T05:42:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Jenericho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d26b3c/32.png) [@Jenericho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenericho)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-doper-word-game/91410/21 "2001-11-04T16:19:10Z")

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Mike  
Bike  
Bake  
Bale  
Ball  
Boil  
Coil  
Cool

Chaos \>-\> Order (12 steps inclusive (or better (if you can (I can’t)))).

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**Author:** ![moronmountain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@moronmountain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moronmountain)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-doper-word-game/91410/22 "2001-11-04T22:41:24Z")

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WTF does chaos transform into? Or order for that matter…holy smokes…good one Jenericho

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**Author:** ![moronmountain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@moronmountain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moronmountain)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-doper-word-game/91410/23 "2001-11-04T23:07:37Z")

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Chaos  
Chaps  
Claps  
…

…  
Older  
Order

HOLY HELL! I give up! [sub]SMASHES head against wall 8 or 9 times, then drinks Windex to forget the pain[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Darwins\_Finch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darwins_finch/32/20304_2.png) [@Darwins\_Finch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darwins_Finch)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-doper-word-game/91410/24 "2001-11-04T23:53:03Z")

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I can do it in 14 steps…but not 12 yet:

chaos  
cha **t** s  
c **o** ats  
co **s** ts   
c **a** sts   
cas **e** s   
ca **t** es   
c **i** tes   
cite **r**  
ci **d** er   
**a** ider  
a **d** der  
**o** dder  
o **r** der

Unfortunately, it also uses some “dodgy” words (they are words, just not very common ones).

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**Author:** ![Opus1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/858c86/32.png) [@Opus1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Opus1)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2001, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-doper-word-game/91410/25 "2001-11-05T00:07:59Z")

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Chaos to Order in twelve steps:

Chaos  
Chats  
Coats  
Costs  
Coses  
Codes  
Coder  
Cider  
Aider  
Adder  
Alder  
Older  
Order

Coses is the plural of cos, a variety of lettuce. (It’s in the dictionary, I tells ya, honest!)

Your next challenge: Opus to Bill (pretty easy–I did it in 8 steps with all common words)

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**Author:** ![moronmountain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@moronmountain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moronmountain)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2001, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-doper-word-game/91410/26 "2001-11-05T00:21:54Z")

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Opus  
Opts  
Outs  
Buts  
Bits  
Bite  
Bile  
Bill

Whew…regained some dignity after that Chaos -\> Order mess of mine.

Jocks -\> Smart (I haven’t tested it yet, but everything is theoretically possible)

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**Author:** ![Palve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a698b9/32.png) [@Palve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palve)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2001, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-doper-word-game/91410/27 "2001-11-05T00:54:06Z")

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jocks  
socks  
soaks  
soars  
stars  
start  
smart

there…that wasn’t very hard, was it?

now try…  
BOARD -\> FENCE

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**Author:** ![Opus1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/858c86/32.png) [@Opus1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Opus1)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2001, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-doper-word-game/91410/28 "2001-11-05T01:15:50Z")

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Wow. Tough one.

fence  
pence  
penne  
penny  
peony  
peons  
peens  
weens  
weans  
beans  
beats  
bears  
boars  
board

Let’s try a slightly easier one: quick into sloth.

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**Author:** ![moronmountain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@moronmountain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moronmountain)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2001, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-doper-word-game/91410/29 "2001-11-05T05:07:42Z")

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Quick  
Quirk  
Quire  
Quite  
Suite  
Suits  
Slits  
Slots  
Sloth

Yeah, a Quire is 1/20 of a ream of paper.

Thick -\> Stout (I should check these first because recently I’ve been chucking up easy-ass ones…this is probably another such one, but I’m too pissed at the Yankees SUCKITUDE to think much right now.

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2001, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-doper-word-game/91410/30 "2001-11-05T05:19:36Z")

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Thick --\> Stout

Thick  
Think  
Thank  
Shank  
Shack  
Shark  
Shirk  
Shirt  
Short  
Shout  
Stout

Next: Kiss --\> Love?

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**Author:** ![moronmountain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@moronmountain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moronmountain)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2001, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-doper-word-game/91410/31 "2001-11-05T05:38:09Z")

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Kiss  
Miss  
Mass  
Lass  
Loss  
Lose  
Love

ANTI-D’back aggression in 5… 4… 3… 2… 1…  
Fuck -\> Curt  
Muck  
Murk  
Mark  
Mart  
Cart  
Curt

Whew…ok for real now:

Ugly -\> Duck

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**Author:** ![Caiata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e56c9b/32.png) [@Caiata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caiata)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2001, 10:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-doper-word-game/91410/32 "2001-11-05T10:05:32Z")

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_blinks_

I’m not sure that’s possible. The only word I’m getting that is one letter from ‘ugly’ is ‘ugli’, and the only word I’m getting that is one letter from ‘ugli’ is ‘ugly’ …

[Dictionary.com](http://Dictionary.com) lists a lot of “acronyms” that would help make that one work, but um, they’re not real words!

☹

You’ve stumped me!

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**Author:** ![moronmountain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@moronmountain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moronmountain)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2001, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-doper-word-game/91410/33 "2001-11-05T23:12:24Z")

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[http://www.dictionary.com](http://www.dictionary.com) ROCKS!

But yeah, I should have tested that one first…I went with my own assumption that everything was possible within reason. Oh well…

Um…

Try this one then:  
God -\> Fry  
[sub]Not as sacreligious as it may seem…It’s linking the first and last half of Gilber Godfry’s last name…although it does look kinda bad from a religion standpoint.[/sub]

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**Author:** ![moronmountain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@moronmountain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moronmountain)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2001, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-doper-word-game/91410/34 "2001-11-05T23:17:26Z")

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[http://www.dictionary.com](http://www.dictionary.com) ROCKS!

But yeah, I should have tested that one first…I went with my own assumption that everything was possible within reason. Oh well…

Um…

Try this one then:  
God -\> Fry  
[sub]Not as sacreligious as it may seem…It’s linking the first and last half of Gilber Godfry’s last name…although it does look kinda bad from a religion standpoint.[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2001, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-doper-word-game/91410/35 "2001-11-05T23:17:52Z")

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I have the same problem. :eek:

Kiss  
Miss  
Moss  
Loss  
Lose  
Love

There, I posted a shorter path for Kiss -\> Love which entitles me to start a new path.

Fish -\> Pork

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2001, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-doper-word-game/91410/36 "2001-11-05T23:23:06Z")

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Er…okay…I was still posting when **moronmountain** posted.

God  
Goy  
[Gry](http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a3_251.html)  
Fry

😃 😃 😃

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**Author:** ![Darwins\_Finch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darwins_finch/32/20304_2.png) [@Darwins\_Finch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darwins_Finch)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2001, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-doper-word-game/91410/37 "2001-11-05T23:53:22Z")

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Fish -\> Pork:

fish  
fis **t**  
f **a** st  
**p** ast  
pa **r** t  
par **k**  
p **o** rk

And, to continue with this particular theme:  
beef -\> lamb

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**Author:** ![JBERGES](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ed8c4c/32.png) [@JBERGES](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBERGES)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-doper-word-game/91410/38 "2001-11-06T00:44:27Z")

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Ok…

beef  
bees  
sees  
sews  
saws  
sacs  
sack  
lack  
lace  
lame  
lamb

Can someone please do this quicker?

Or…try  
Arch --\>Line

I’m not sure how easy/hard/impossible it is.

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-doper-word-game/91410/39 "2001-11-06T03:02:17Z")

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Arch  
Arc **s**  
Ar **m** s  
A **i** ms  
**D** ims  
Dim **e**  
Di **n** e  
**L** ine

Next: Page --\> Book

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**Author:** ![Darwins\_Finch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darwins_finch/32/20304_2.png) [@Darwins\_Finch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darwins_Finch)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-doper-word-game/91410/40 "2001-11-06T03:09:47Z")

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Page -\> Book:

page  
pa **c** e  
pac **k**  
**r** ack  
r **o** ck  
ro **o** k  
**b** ook

Next: Lead -\> Gold 😃

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