# Yet another drunken thread. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 29, 2003, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-drunken-thread/185096 "2003-06-29T04:07:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Electronic\_Chaos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Electronic\_Chaos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electronic_Chaos)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2003, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-drunken-thread/185096/1 "2003-06-29T04:07:45Z")
Long story short, I’m home alone with no car, and a couple bottles of liquor…what do I do? Jello shots and rum ‘n’ coke. Now comes your job: entertain the drunk guy. (I’m not that drunk, still pretty coherent, but I’ve always been a coherent drunk…) ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2003, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-drunken-thread/185096/2 "2003-06-29T04:17:04Z")
Is “xgxlx” the sound you make when you’re retching over the toilet? ---
**Author:** ![Electronic\_Chaos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Electronic\_Chaos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electronic_Chaos)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2003, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-drunken-thread/185096/3 "2003-06-29T04:35:07Z")
No…long story with my screenname…it’s basically an abbreviation of xgreenxlanternx. Since green lantern was taken most everywhere, I added the x’s…and then the whole thing became tedious to type, so i shortened it down to xgxlx…and it stuck. ---
**Author:** ![IcicleFuzz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ba8739/32.png) [@IcicleFuzz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IcicleFuzz)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2003, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-drunken-thread/185096/4 "2003-06-29T05:12:04Z")
Sorry for the stupid question, but what’s a jello shot? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2003, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-drunken-thread/185096/5 "2003-06-29T05:16:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by IcicleFuzz \* > \*\*Sorry for the stupid question, but what’s a jello shot? \*\* Jello in little plastic cups with liquor in it. Happy ---
**Author:** ![Electronic\_Chaos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Electronic\_Chaos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electronic_Chaos)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2003, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-drunken-thread/185096/6 "2003-06-29T05:19:26Z")
Jello shots are an awesome way to get drunk if you don’t like the taste of alcohol. Start by making the jello normally -mixing the contents of the package with boiling water…after sufficiently mixed, instead of adding cold water, add cold alcohol (usually vodka, or everclear, but you could use whatever you want). Pour the stuff in shot glasses (or whatever, it doesn’t exactly matter.) The point of this is they slide down your throat easily without leaving a taste in your mouth. You can do many of them in succesion without having any burning feeling or anything, allowing you to get pretty drunk pretty quickly. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2003, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-drunken-thread/185096/7 "2003-06-29T05:24:10Z")
10 minutes since the last post. How much more drunk are you? or chen minitssh since thhe llast \ posht How brunk, srry, muvhc mor drubnk are yuo? ---
**Author:** ![Electronic\_Chaos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Electronic\_Chaos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electronic_Chaos)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2003, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-drunken-thread/185096/8 "2003-06-29T05:27:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lobsang \* > \*\*10 minutes since the last post. > > How much more drunk are you? > > or > > chen minitssh since thhe llast \ posht > > How brunk, srry, muvhc mor drubnk are yuo? \*\* I believe the more appropriate question would be “how much less drunk are you?” Due to the limited quantities of alcohol in here I couldn’t get extremely wasted, and for the most part my mind’s pretty clear (as evidenced by my coherent posts.). ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2003, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-drunken-thread/185096/9 "2003-06-29T05:29:10Z")
Can this be considered a drunken thread if your posts are coherent? (That might be more of an IMHO question, but eh, it probably kind of belongs here.) ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2003, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-drunken-thread/185096/10 "2003-06-29T05:30:48Z")
I too am one of those breed of people who’s coherence actually peaks when slightly drunk. Unfortunately the other side of the hill is rather steep, and posts quickly become “I’m druk! FuCK offffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff!11111 wibble”. Not very coherent at all. ---
**Author:** ![Electronic\_Chaos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Electronic\_Chaos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electronic_Chaos)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2003, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-drunken-thread/185096/11 "2003-06-29T05:31:42Z")
The word coherent keeps popping up in here…mostly because I’m using it so much. Geez…am I an annoying drunk? Ok I’m not exactly sure why I’m posting this but hey! why not it’s my thread! ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2003, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-drunken-thread/185096/12 "2003-06-29T05:33:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lel \* > \*\*Can this be considered a drunken thread if your posts are coherent? (That might be more of an IMHO question, but eh, it probably kind of belongs here.) \*\* Wasn’t there a famous author who got very drunk regularly? Also a well known irish singer, (who looks extremely drunk all the time, with missing teeth etc…) ---
**Author:** ![Electronic\_Chaos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Electronic\_Chaos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electronic_Chaos)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2003, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-drunken-thread/185096/13 "2003-06-29T05:36:55Z")
Next time I get ahold of some uh…funky fungi, I’ll have to come here and let you people see how intelligible I am then, but it’s usually in the area of “Holy shit I have no idea what’s going on what am I doing where the hell am I…these walls are really pretty.” ---
**Author:** ![Electronic\_Chaos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Electronic\_Chaos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electronic_Chaos)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2003, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-drunken-thread/185096/14 "2003-06-29T05:40:57Z")
So I just took a piss, and it was pretty well clear save for a slight yellow tinge…I’m going to say that a good 90-95% of the alcohol in my body’s gone. Now how much alcohol did I consume in the first place…I don’t even remember…I dont’ even remeber when I started drinking…damn. ---
**Author:** ![IcicleFuzz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ba8739/32.png) [@IcicleFuzz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IcicleFuzz)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2003, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-drunken-thread/185096/15 "2003-06-29T05:41:18Z")
Go for it. We need something to compete with **Homer** s shroom thread. That was some bizarre shite. Shoehorn Butterhorse! ---
**Author:** ![Electronic\_Chaos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Electronic\_Chaos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electronic_Chaos)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2003, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-drunken-thread/185096/16 "2003-06-29T05:44:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by IcicleFuzz \* > \*\*Go for it. We need something to compete with **Homer** s shroom thread. That was some bizarre shite. Shoehorn Butterhorse! \*\* I’m still surprised the mods let that one live. ---
**Author:** ![IcicleFuzz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ba8739/32.png) [@IcicleFuzz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IcicleFuzz)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2003, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-drunken-thread/185096/17 "2003-06-29T05:49:12Z")
I think that was because it happened a while ago, and the rules here these days are more strictly defined and enforced. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2003, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-drunken-thread/185096/18 "2003-06-29T05:52:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by IcicleFuzz \* > \*\*Go for it. We need something to compete with **Homer** s shroom thread. That was some bizarre shite. Shoehorn Butterhorse! \*\* link, or I won’t be your friend. (and I’ll cut your ear off too) ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2003, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-drunken-thread/185096/19 "2003-06-29T05:57:31Z")
found it my myslef [weird I’ll read it at home… I am not my friend ---
**Author:** ![IcicleFuzz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ba8739/32.png) [@IcicleFuzz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IcicleFuzz)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2003, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-drunken-thread/185096/20 "2003-06-29T06:00:29Z")
Here you go: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=38764](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=38764) And I’ll throw in a monkey butler as well: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=37864](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=37864) Can I keep my ear now? Please? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-drunken-thread/185096.md?page=2)