# Yet another "For Sale: Baby Shoes, Never Worn" thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-for-sale-baby-shoes-never-worn-thread/650361>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 15, 2013, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-for-sale-baby-shoes-never-worn-thread/650361 "2013-02-15T03:08:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
**Page:** 9

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**Author:** ![JoseB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/joseb/32/1530_2.png) [@JoseB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoseB)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2013, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-for-sale-baby-shoes-never-worn-thread/650361/161 "2013-03-02T23:58:36Z")

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## He woke up. She was there.

## She fought viciously against time itself.

## “Clever girl”… Roar, rend, oblivion.

Revolver. One bullet. Redeem your disgrace.

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**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2013, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-for-sale-baby-shoes-never-worn-thread/650361/162 "2013-03-03T03:41:45Z")

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Love didn’t fix their individual problems.

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**Author:** ![missbunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/76d3ee/32.png) [@missbunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missbunny)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2013, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-for-sale-baby-shoes-never-worn-thread/650361/163 "2013-03-03T05:44:44Z")

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Russian Roulette, with only six bullets.

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**Author:** ![JoseB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/joseb/32/1530_2.png) [@JoseB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoseB)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2013, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-for-sale-baby-shoes-never-worn-thread/650361/164 "2013-03-03T14:55:41Z")

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“Who wants to live forever…?” _ **"Me."** _

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2013, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-for-sale-baby-shoes-never-worn-thread/650361/165 "2013-03-03T15:32:37Z")

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> [@Shodan](#):
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> He shut that damn kid up.
> 
> Regards,  
> Shodan

Eight words! Rejected! 😃  
“Who’s tonight’s fight? That bastard Lancelot?”

Divorce ended by push into lion cage.

“ChronoMission Impossible: Kill Ghengis. Usual bonus.”

“What do you mean, _ **a** _ god?”

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**Author:** ![Maastricht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e57/32.png) [@Maastricht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maastricht)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2013, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-for-sale-baby-shoes-never-worn-thread/650361/166 "2013-03-03T15:48:40Z")

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> [@Enola\_Straight](#):
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> Nursing between tricks.

Threadwin for THREE-word story, a tearjerker.

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