# Yet Another Fun But Probably Meaningless Online "Political Compass" Test You Can Take **URL:** \ **Category:** Politics & Elections\ **Created:** [June 30, 2026, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-fun-but-probably-meaningless-online-political-compass-test-you-can-take/1031304 "2026-06-30T16:12:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2026, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-fun-but-probably-meaningless-online-political-compass-test-you-can-take/1031304/1 "2026-06-30T16:12:27Z")
[Here.](https://britmonkey.com/2020s-political-compass/) It’s interesting in that it’s “vibes-based”, and a lot of the questions are about general attitudes toward life rather than specific political issues. It says that the politician whose views most closely resemble mine is Zohran Mamdami, which is certainly reasonable. Give it a whirl and see what you think. ---
**Author:** ![DigitalC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ebca7d/32.png) [@DigitalC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalC)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2026, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-fun-but-probably-meaningless-online-political-compass-test-you-can-take/1031304/2 "2026-06-30T16:37:03Z")
75% woke 25% chud 53% techbro 47% neo luddite 47% hope piller 53% doomer 61% davos 39% dubai Apparently that makes me Mamdami. ---
**Author:** ![Dorjan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dorjan/32/12440_2.png) [@Dorjan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dorjan)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2026, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-fun-but-probably-meaningless-online-political-compass-test-you-can-take/1031304/3 "2026-06-30T16:46:19Z")
75% Woke 25% Chud 54% Techbro 48% Neo-luddite 56% Hopefilled 44% Doomer 72% Davos 28% Dubai I, too, am Mamdani. ---
**Author:** ![Whack-a-Mole](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whack-a-mole/32/141_2.png) [@Whack-a-Mole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whack-a-Mole)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2026, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-fun-but-probably-meaningless-online-political-compass-test-you-can-take/1031304/4 "2026-06-30T16:57:15Z")
59% Woke 41% Chud 63% Techbro 37% Neo-Luddite 48% Hopepilled 52% Doomer 78% Davos 22% Dubai Ezra Klein for me. [![](https://i.imgur.com/8DvzVBQ.png) ](https://i.imgur.com/8DvzVBQ.png) ---
**Author:** ![DeadTreasSecretaries](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/deadtreassecretaries/32/4817_2.png) [@DeadTreasSecretaries](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeadTreasSecretaries)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2026, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-fun-but-probably-meaningless-online-political-compass-test-you-can-take/1031304/5 "2026-06-30T16:57:33Z")
Love it I got Pope Leo. I had mostly similar numbers to DigitalC and Dorjan but was more hopepilled - makes sense looking at the source html Mamdami is pretty similar to Leo except he’s neutral on hope/doom where Leo is positive. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2026, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-fun-but-probably-meaningless-online-political-compass-test-you-can-take/1031304/6 "2026-06-30T17:04:12Z")
34% Woke 66% Chud 47% Techbro 53% Neo-Luddite 78% Hopepilled 22% Doomer 77% Davos 23% Dubai It thinks I am Rishi Sunak (former British Conservative Prime Minister), about whom I know little, but would have thought that I lean more libertarian than almost any successful British pol. ---
**Author:** ![orcenio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/orcenio/32/1036_2.png) [@orcenio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/orcenio)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2026, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-fun-but-probably-meaningless-online-political-compass-test-you-can-take/1031304/7 "2026-06-30T17:04:18Z")
Zohran Mamdani - 84% Woke - 16% Chud - 61% Techbro - 39% Neo-Luddite - 44% Hopepilled - 56% Doomer - 80% Davos - 20% Dubai ---
**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2026, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-fun-but-probably-meaningless-online-political-compass-test-you-can-take/1031304/8 "2026-06-30T17:07:04Z")
Says I am Rishu sunak. ---
**Author:** ![PhillyGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ed655f/32.png) [@PhillyGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PhillyGuy)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2026, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-fun-but-probably-meaningless-online-political-compass-test-you-can-take/1031304/9 "2026-06-30T17:17:56Z")
Emmanuel Macron ---
**Author:** ![colinfred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colinfred/32/21338_2.png) [@colinfred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/colinfred)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2026, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-fun-but-probably-meaningless-online-political-compass-test-you-can-take/1031304/10 "2026-06-30T17:20:57Z")
Georgia Meloni ---
**Author:** ![Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/half_man_half_wit/32/21766_2.png) [@Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Half_Man_Half_Wit)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2026, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-fun-but-probably-meaningless-online-political-compass-test-you-can-take/1031304/11 "2026-06-30T17:24:27Z")
**84% Woke 16% Chud** **38% Techbro 62% Neo-Luddite** **58% Hopepilled 42% Doomer** **83% Davos 17% Dubai** Another Mamdani here. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2026, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-fun-but-probably-meaningless-online-political-compass-test-you-can-take/1031304/12 "2026-06-30T17:25:38Z")
[![](https://uniim1.shutterfly.com/render/00-853hJen_IE3Y8EgiSSvyXoqjB288pGW02iOVOopvW3pwotxiSO06ydhnqCkMNccvUnDnu4gHHWpfyYq5WwzmNg?cn=THISLIFE&res=large&ts=1782840275594&ts=1782840270) ](https://uniim1.shutterfly.com/render/00-853hJen_IE3Y8EgiSSvyXoqjB288pGW02iOVOopvW3pwotxiSO06ydhnqCkMNccvUnDnu4gHHWpfyYq5WwzmNg?cn=THISLIFE&res=large&ts=1782840275594&ts=1782840270) I can live with being Mark Carney. ---
**Author:** ![ricepad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b38774/32.png) [@ricepad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ricepad)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2026, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-fun-but-probably-meaningless-online-political-compass-test-you-can-take/1031304/13 "2026-06-30T17:36:06Z")
Another Mamdani. I wish I looked that good in a suit, though. ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2026, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-fun-but-probably-meaningless-online-political-compass-test-you-can-take/1031304/14 "2026-06-30T18:18:23Z")
Mamdani. ---
**Author:** ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2026, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-fun-but-probably-meaningless-online-political-compass-test-you-can-take/1031304/15 "2026-06-30T18:29:22Z")
> [@Bayaker](#): > > It thinks I am Rishi Sunak (former British Conservative Prime Minister), about whom I know little, but would have thought that I lean more libertarian than almost any successful British pol. Well, if you describe Rishi Sunak as “successful”, you clearly do know little about him! 😄 ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2026, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-fun-but-probably-meaningless-online-political-compass-test-you-can-take/1031304/16 "2026-06-30T18:45:42Z")
Very interesting test - thanks, **T.F.**! Result as to my actual views: 63% Woke 59% Neo-Luddite 83% Hopepilled 86% Davos It says I’m closest to Joe Biden, which sounds about right, although I admire Barack Obama far more among recent Presidents. Then I took the test again, purposefully answering the extreme opposite of my actual views, where applicable, and it came up: 92% Chud 72% Techbro 50-50% Hopepilled-Doomer 73% Dubai And that meant… Charlie Kirk. Ugh. ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2026, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-fun-but-probably-meaningless-online-political-compass-test-you-can-take/1031304/17 "2026-06-30T18:46:21Z")
Je suis Zohran. ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2026, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-fun-but-probably-meaningless-online-political-compass-test-you-can-take/1031304/18 "2026-06-30T18:59:37Z")
I found a few questions where I wanted to pick two answers, usually at opposite ends of the spectrum. For example, generative AI is both useful and making society worse. Mainstream news outlets are both telling the truth and lying, depending on which outlet you mean. I was 55% doomer; I expected to be much higher. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2026, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-fun-but-probably-meaningless-online-political-compass-test-you-can-take/1031304/19 "2026-06-30T19:47:47Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > And that meant… Charlie Kirk. Ugh. It sounds like you made it so mad, it’s threatening your life. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2026, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-fun-but-probably-meaningless-online-political-compass-test-you-can-take/1031304/20 "2026-06-30T22:09:38Z")
> [@Thing.Fish](#): > > Well, if you describe Rishi Sunak as “successful”, you clearly do know little about him! He may not have been successful as a Prime Minister (he lasted less than two years), but just getting to that position means a lot more success than most ever even aspire to. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-fun-but-probably-meaningless-online-political-compass-test-you-can-take/1031304.md?page=2)