# Yet Another Fun But Probably Meaningless Online "Political Compass" Test You Can Take **URL:** \ **Category:** Politics & Elections\ **Created:** [June 30, 2026, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-fun-but-probably-meaningless-online-political-compass-test-you-can-take/1031304 "2026-06-30T16:12:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2026, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-fun-but-probably-meaningless-online-political-compass-test-you-can-take/1031304/21 "2026-06-30T22:12:16Z")
Yoon Suk Yeol. ::shrugs:: ---
**Author:** ![JohnGalt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johngalt/32/184_2.png) [@JohnGalt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnGalt)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2026, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-fun-but-probably-meaningless-online-political-compass-test-you-can-take/1031304/22 "2026-06-30T23:20:06Z")
Pope Leo here. I’m good with that. ---
**Author:** ![Crafter\_Man](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crafter_man/32/458_2.png) [@Crafter\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crafter_Man)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2026, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-fun-but-probably-meaningless-online-political-compass-test-you-can-take/1031304/23 "2026-06-30T23:23:31Z")
27% Woke, 73% Chud 53% Techbro, 47% Neo-Luddite 75% Hopepilled, 25% Doomer 75% Davos, 25% Dubai ---
**Author:** ![Babale](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/babale/32/15666_2.png) [@Babale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babale)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2026, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-fun-but-probably-meaningless-online-political-compass-test-you-can-take/1031304/24 "2026-07-01T00:29:01Z")
Took this test the other day and got Macron, which is based as fuck. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_S](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/46a35a/32.png) [@Max\_S](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_S)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2026, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-fun-but-probably-meaningless-online-political-compass-test-you-can-take/1031304/25 "2026-07-01T01:41:29Z")
|   |   | | --- | --- | | 56% Woke | 44% Chud | | 39% Techbro | 61% Neo-Luddite | | 73% Hopepilled | 27% Doomer | | 72% Davos | 28% Dubai | Your Closest Match: Pope Leo XIV ~Max ---
**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2026, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-fun-but-probably-meaningless-online-political-compass-test-you-can-take/1031304/26 "2026-07-01T01:50:43Z")
Apparently there are many Mamdani among us… I thought @frodo was my moral-compass-to-be-determined twin! 70% woke / 30% Chud 56% Techbro / 44% Neo-Luddite 56% Hopepilled / 44% Doomer 70% Davos / 30% Dubai ---
**Author:** ![DSeid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dseid/32/20194_2.png) [@DSeid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSeid)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2026, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-fun-but-probably-meaningless-online-political-compass-test-you-can-take/1031304/27 "2026-07-01T02:06:13Z")
Also Carney. Pretty similar scores. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2026, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-fun-but-probably-meaningless-online-political-compass-test-you-can-take/1031304/28 "2026-07-01T02:15:01Z")
Another Emmanuel Macron here, which is stupid because Mrs. J. is a lots nicer person than Ms. Macron. ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2026, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-fun-but-probably-meaningless-online-political-compass-test-you-can-take/1031304/29 "2026-07-01T02:20:47Z")
I am also Macron. I don’t know how I feel about being French. ---
**Author:** ![DSeid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dseid/32/20194_2.png) [@DSeid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSeid)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2026, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-fun-but-probably-meaningless-online-political-compass-test-you-can-take/1031304/30 "2026-07-01T02:34:25Z")
So who in the American lanes is most like Carney? ---
**Author:** ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2026, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-fun-but-probably-meaningless-online-political-compass-test-you-can-take/1031304/31 "2026-07-01T02:58:09Z")
People here seem to feel that their results make sense, which was certainly not the case in the Pew thread. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2026, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-fun-but-probably-meaningless-online-political-compass-test-you-can-take/1031304/32 "2026-07-01T04:21:04Z")
**84% Woke - 16% Chud** **34% Techbro - 66% Neo-Luddite** **55% Hopepilled - 45% Doomer** **88% Davos - 12% Dubai** Another Mamdani here. ---
**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2026, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-fun-but-probably-meaningless-online-political-compass-test-you-can-take/1031304/33 "2026-07-01T04:29:34Z")
I’d say the results slant further left than I am (I tend to think of myself as center-left) but given the wide fluctuations in the Overton window, who knows? ---
**Author:** ![Ulf\_the\_Unwashed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Ulf\_the\_Unwashed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ulf_the_Unwashed)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2026, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-fun-but-probably-meaningless-online-political-compass-test-you-can-take/1031304/34 "2026-07-01T04:41:01Z")
Keir Starmer. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2026, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-fun-but-probably-meaningless-online-political-compass-test-you-can-take/1031304/35 "2026-07-01T04:41:36Z")
> [@Thing.Fish](#): > > People here seem to feel that their results make sense, which was certainly not the case in the Pew thread. It’s weird enough that I find it hard to argue that it doesn’t make sense. It’s kind of hard for me to tell. It feels more like an old Facebook “Which Harry Potter character are you?” quiz than a real political measurement, so it’s hard to complain. Like protesting, “I’m a Hagrid not a Draco!” ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2026, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-fun-but-probably-meaningless-online-political-compass-test-you-can-take/1031304/36 "2026-07-01T05:08:55Z")
> [@Thing.Fish](#): > > People here seem to feel that their results make sense, which was certainly not the case in the Pew thread. I don’t know enough about Macron to know if I should be flattered or insulted. ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2026, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-fun-but-probably-meaningless-online-political-compass-test-you-can-take/1031304/37 "2026-07-01T08:13:18Z")
66% woke, 34% chud 56% Techbro 44% Neo-Luddite 56% Hopepilled 44% Doomer 59% Davos 41% Dubai Keir Starmer. ! ---
**Author:** ![Stratocaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stratocaster/32/16393_2.png) [@Stratocaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stratocaster)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2026, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-fun-but-probably-meaningless-online-political-compass-test-you-can-take/1031304/38 "2026-07-01T08:54:51Z")
Another Mamdani bro here. We’re number one! We’re number one! ---
**Author:** ![Two\_Many\_Cats2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/779978/32.png) [@Two\_Many\_Cats2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_Many_Cats2)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2026, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-fun-but-probably-meaningless-online-political-compass-test-you-can-take/1031304/39 "2026-07-01T10:15:56Z")
I got Pope Leo. As a Chicagoan, I’m good with that. I didn’t bother with the percentages. I’m less woke and more optimistic than I thought. I also lean toward the luddite. I agree with that appraisal. Davos vs Dubai? WTF does that even mean? I’m way more Davos apparently. At first, that was disturbing, because I read Davos as the creator of the Daleks. Yeah, more Pope Leo than Davros, I would say I am. Speaking of Davros, I’m more right wing than Russell T. Davies, because I think the reason he retconned Davros as able-bodied was just stupid woke virtue signalling. ---
**Author:** ![dcbwhaley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcbwhaley/32/21437_2.png) [@dcbwhaley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dcbwhaley)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2026, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-fun-but-probably-meaningless-online-political-compass-test-you-can-take/1031304/40 "2026-07-01T11:24:35Z")
Me too. Very upsetting. Though i don’t believe he shares my view that billionaires are bad [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-fun-but-probably-meaningless-online-political-compass-test-you-can-take/1031304.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-fun-but-probably-meaningless-online-political-compass-test-you-can-take/1031304.md?page=3)