# Yet another "hate crime" revealed to be a hoax by a leftist

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-hate-crime-revealed-to-be-a-hoax-by-a-leftist/785957>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 5, 2017, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-hate-crime-revealed-to-be-a-hoax-by-a-leftist/785957 "2017-05-05T23:01:58Z")\
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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-hate-crime-revealed-to-be-a-hoax-by-a-leftist/785957/61 "2017-05-08T14:43:56Z")

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> [@gytalf2000](#):
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> Hey, what happens to the idiots who fake these crimes? Do they get charged with anything?

Frequently they’ll be charged with filing a false police report, perjury (when they’ve given sworn statements) and/or obstruction of justice.

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**Author:** ![Damuri\_Ajashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@Damuri\_Ajashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damuri_Ajashi)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-hate-crime-revealed-to-be-a-hoax-by-a-leftist/785957/62 "2017-05-08T14:53:51Z")

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> [@Projammer](#):
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> Seriously dude? Cauliflower is just nasty. About the only thing worse is brussels sprouts. And egg plant.

Roasted brussel sprouts with bacon is awesome.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-hate-crime-revealed-to-be-a-hoax-by-a-leftist/785957/63 "2017-05-08T14:58:11Z")

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> [@Okrahoma](#):
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> Not entirely. But a significant percentage is hoaxes. I don’t know exactly what. But just the fact that I can cite a few dozen such for you (and those are just the ones that were uncovered, how many weren’t?) should give you pause.

I deplore the actual examples of false reports but I’m not convinced your extrapolation to “a significant percentage” is supportable.

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-hate-crime-revealed-to-be-a-hoax-by-a-leftist/785957/64 "2017-05-08T15:02:54Z")

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> [@Damuri\_Ajashi](#):
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> Roasted brussel sprouts with bacon is awesome.

Just eggplant by itself roasted with a little olive oil and salt is awesome.

Also too grilled. Though that benefits from addition of garlic and fresh basil.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-hate-crime-revealed-to-be-a-hoax-by-a-leftist/785957/65 "2017-05-08T15:23:24Z")

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> [@Damuri\_Ajashi](#):
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> Roasted brussel sprouts with bacon is awesome.

Bacon without the sprouts is even more awesome.

BACON

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**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-hate-crime-revealed-to-be-a-hoax-by-a-leftist/785957/66 "2017-05-08T15:32:51Z")

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> [@Okrahoma](#):
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> Not entirely. But a significant percentage is hoaxes. I don’t know exactly what. But just the fact that I can cite a few dozen such for you (and those are just the ones that were uncovered, how many weren’t?) should give you pause.

A number of people have faked their death or have been declared dead via internet rumors. Does that mean I should by default give paused even after confirmation of a person’s actual death?

What gives me pause is your apologetics for an authoritarian kleptocrat whose antics have resulted in spillover attacks on people.  
[Hate crimes are on the increase](http://lmgtfy.com/?q=police+say+hate+crimes+on+the+increase). Your ability to find some faked incidents is baseless handwaving from a hate-driven regime.

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-hate-crime-revealed-to-be-a-hoax-by-a-leftist/785957/67 "2017-05-08T15:52:56Z")

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Okrahoma, why are you a leftist flying a false flag?

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-hate-crime-revealed-to-be-a-hoax-by-a-leftist/785957/68 "2017-05-08T16:04:09Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> Bacon without the sprouts is even more awesome.
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> BACON

You have to substitute bacon for the sprouts. Otherwise, all that’s left is not enough bacon.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-hate-crime-revealed-to-be-a-hoax-by-a-leftist/785957/69 "2017-05-08T16:09:28Z")

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> [@Damuri\_Ajashi](#):
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> Roasted brussel sprouts with bacon is awesome.

A ceramic plate with bacon is awesome. Just don’t eat the plate.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-hate-crime-revealed-to-be-a-hoax-by-a-leftist/785957/70 "2017-05-08T16:41:48Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> A ceramic plate with bacon is awesome. Just don’t eat the plate.

Hey, **Okrahoma** , I have it on good authority that this guy’s a leftist! Get him!

Of course, I guess I’m one too. Well, I’m left-handed, if that counts.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-hate-crime-revealed-to-be-a-hoax-by-a-leftist/785957/71 "2017-05-08T16:54:22Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> A ceramic plate with bacon is awesome. Just don’t eat the plate.

Why not? IT TOUCHED BACON.

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**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-hate-crime-revealed-to-be-a-hoax-by-a-leftist/785957/72 "2017-05-08T17:21:08Z")

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Because of the potential of not being able to enjoy more bacon in the future. May I suggest using a piece of toast to wipe the remaining essence of bacon from the plate to transfer to your palette. Or even better, buttered toast.

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**Author:** ![Wilson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@Wilson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wilson)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-hate-crime-revealed-to-be-a-hoax-by-a-leftist/785957/73 "2017-05-08T18:04:13Z")

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> [@Projammer](#):
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> Because of the potential of not being able to enjoy more bacon in the future. May I suggest using a piece of toast to wipe the remaining essence of bacon from the plate to transfer to your palette. Or even better, buttered toast.

Or even better yet, MORE BACON.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-hate-crime-revealed-to-be-a-hoax-by-a-leftist/785957/74 "2017-05-08T19:15:39Z")

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> [@watchwolf49](#):
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> Except **kaylasdad99** loves potatoes … a cup of Potato Buds, cup of boiling water, salt pepper butter to taste … to die for …

No, I love potatoes. But my family are trying to cut down on our carbs. This was surprisingly tasty.

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-hate-crime-revealed-to-be-a-hoax-by-a-leftist/785957/75 "2017-05-08T22:15:19Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> No, I love potatoes. But my family are trying to cut down on our carbs. This was surprisingly tasty.

I’ve been trying to cut back on carbs, too; very rarely prepare white rice or white pasta (AKA “rice” and “pasta”) these days.

But I refuse to skimp on me spuds. I figure they’ve got to have lots of healthy vitamins and minerals in 'em, otherwise the Irish would refer to Famine Queen Victoria as the Diabetes Queen.

FWIW, I think your cauliflower recipe sounds delish.

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-hate-crime-revealed-to-be-a-hoax-by-a-leftist/785957/76 "2017-05-08T22:21:09Z")

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What the cauliflower and Brussels sprout haters are missing, is the delightful contrast between the crunchy sourness of the vegetable, and the rich creaminess (often sweetened) of the sauce.

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**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-hate-crime-revealed-to-be-a-hoax-by-a-leftist/785957/77 "2017-05-08T22:30:31Z")

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Another reason to oppose hoaxes is because the hoaxes can get more attention, on a case by case basis, than the real crimes. The Tawana Brawley case probably got more attention than several real rape cases combined. The Duke lacrosse case (not technically a “hoax,” but false accusation) got more attention than several real rapes might have; same for the University of Virginia Rolling Stone article.

Really, from a tactical standpoint, not worth it.

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-hate-crime-revealed-to-be-a-hoax-by-a-leftist/785957/78 "2017-05-08T23:20:43Z")

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> [@Velocity](#):
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> Another reason to oppose hoaxes is because the hoaxes can get more attention, on a case by case basis, than the real crimes. The Tawana Brawley case probably got more attention than several real rape cases combined. The Duke lacrosse case (not technically a “hoax,” but false accusation) got more attention than several real rapes might have; same for the University of Virginia Rolling Stone article.
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> Really, from a tactical standpoint, not worth it.

Yep… I don’t think anyone here is arguing in favor of hoaxes.

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**Author:** ![Okrahoma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90db22/32.png) [@Okrahoma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Okrahoma)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-hate-crime-revealed-to-be-a-hoax-by-a-leftist/785957/79 "2017-05-08T23:31:27Z")

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> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> Frequently they’ll be charged with filing a false police report, perjury (when they’ve given sworn statements) and/or obstruction of justice.

Here’s one recently arrested:

[ISU professor arrested, accused of making up threats and attack](http://www.tribstar.com/news/isu-professor-arrested-accused-of-making-up-threats-and-attack/article_c7ca5b60-26d9-11e7-a35a-0f3c7868f652.html)

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2017, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-hate-crime-revealed-to-be-a-hoax-by-a-leftist/785957/80 "2017-05-09T01:56:57Z")

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> [@iiandyiiii](#):
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> Yep… I don’t think anyone here is arguing in favor of hoaxes.

Oh, come on. WALRUS IN CENTRAL PARK ZOO SPEAKS? How can you NOT be in favor of that?

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