# Yet another inexplicable picture in need of a snappy caption **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 10, 2005, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-inexplicable-picture-in-need-of-a-snappy-caption/303241 "2005-05-10T16:49:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-inexplicable-picture-in-need-of-a-snappy-caption/303241/1 "2005-05-10T16:49:25Z")
This [photo](http://www.sfgate.com/n/pictures/2005/05/09/bottoms.jpg) is just asking to be the butt of some good jokes. ---
**Author:** ![DanBlather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@DanBlather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DanBlather)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-inexplicable-picture-in-need-of-a-snappy-caption/303241/2 "2005-05-10T16:54:15Z")
Bill always found he was less nervous if he imagined the audience naked. Sue hated performing at the Mel Gibson family reunion. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-inexplicable-picture-in-need-of-a-snappy-caption/303241/3 "2005-05-10T16:55:55Z")
In her Opera debut, Paris Hilton gets a standing ovation. ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-inexplicable-picture-in-need-of-a-snappy-caption/303241/4 "2005-05-10T17:02:59Z")
[It’s time to play the music …](http://www.barbneal.com/wav/tvthemes/muppets.wav) i win 😃 ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-inexplicable-picture-in-need-of-a-snappy-caption/303241/5 "2005-05-10T17:04:16Z")
The Peanut Gallery ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-inexplicable-picture-in-need-of-a-snappy-caption/303241/6 "2005-05-10T17:12:39Z")
The Le Petomane chorus’s performance of The 1812 Overture got mixed reviews. ---
**Author:** ![Jayn\_Newell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Jayn\_Newell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jayn_Newell)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-inexplicable-picture-in-need-of-a-snappy-caption/303241/7 "2005-05-10T17:28:46Z")
The moons were beautiful that night. ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-inexplicable-picture-in-need-of-a-snappy-caption/303241/8 "2005-05-10T17:32:37Z")
“No, no, no! The auditions for Bottom are in the next theater over!” or “Hey! No more funny cracks from the audience!” ---
**Author:** ![Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de053/32.png) [@Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackknifed_Juggernaut)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-inexplicable-picture-in-need-of-a-snappy-caption/303241/9 "2005-05-10T17:34:35Z")
I knew that the proctology final exam was going to be tough, but this is ridiculous. $2 a ball. Knock all 3 bottles down, and you get to pick anything on the bottom rack. Do it twice and you get something from the top rack. ---
**Author:** ![Stark\_Raven\_Mad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Stark\_Raven\_Mad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stark_Raven_Mad)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-inexplicable-picture-in-need-of-a-snappy-caption/303241/10 "2005-05-10T17:37:11Z")
Where’s Wally? ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-inexplicable-picture-in-need-of-a-snappy-caption/303241/11 "2005-05-10T17:40:21Z")
John always hated performing when the audience was feeling cheeky. And Now ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-inexplicable-picture-in-need-of-a-snappy-caption/303241/12 "2005-05-10T17:59:01Z")
Technicians have been called to investigate an odor in the auditorium. They hope to have the source identified soon. ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-inexplicable-picture-in-need-of-a-snappy-caption/303241/13 "2005-05-10T18:01:49Z")
_Moooooon-River…_ ---
**Author:** ![Zabali\_Clawbane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecd19e/32.png) [@Zabali\_Clawbane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zabali_Clawbane)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-inexplicable-picture-in-need-of-a-snappy-caption/303241/14 "2005-05-10T18:12:27Z")
“Show sold out: Standing room only at Breakwind Theater.” ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-inexplicable-picture-in-need-of-a-snappy-caption/303241/15 "2005-05-10T18:17:39Z")
Johan had felt that his new symphony was a masterpiece. But in the end, he found he had no way to rebut the audience’s cheeky rejection. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-inexplicable-picture-in-need-of-a-snappy-caption/303241/16 "2005-05-10T18:17:51Z")
Hey! That guy, second row, third from the left! He owes me fifty bucks! ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-inexplicable-picture-in-need-of-a-snappy-caption/303241/17 "2005-05-10T18:20:00Z")
> [@Ethilrist](#): > > Hey! That guy, second row, third from the left! He owes me fifty bucks! He thought you said “fifty butts” ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-inexplicable-picture-in-need-of-a-snappy-caption/303241/18 "2005-05-10T18:25:44Z")
Some people will just never learn how to do “The Wave.” … Great. The Spleen has minions. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-inexplicable-picture-in-need-of-a-snappy-caption/303241/19 "2005-05-10T18:28:55Z")
Well! It’s about time someone revived _O Calcutta!_ ---
**Author:** ![St\_Ides](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@St\_Ides](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/St_Ides)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-inexplicable-picture-in-need-of-a-snappy-caption/303241/20 "2005-05-10T18:31:29Z")
A whole lot of assholes all in one place. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yet-another-inexplicable-picture-in-need-of-a-snappy-caption/303241.md?page=2)